Attack on Titan Screw over
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)
It was at dinner time that something else happened. Eren was about to sit down with his meal in the spot that Mikasa had saved him between her and Annie when Jean grabbed his collar in one hand and neck in the other.
"What the hell man?" Eren asked barely managing to keep from dropping his meal on Annie's head while Mikasa quickly took it and set it on the table for him.
"How can a runt like you get a higher ranked position than me within the first week of training huh?" Jean asked beginning to grip tighter when Annie made a move. In an instant Jean had released Eren's shirt collar and neck and he was on the floor clutching his arm that Annie had twisted around harshly.
"Attacking a superior officer even while still in training is a treasonous offense that can earn you the death penalty." Annie said coldly as she stood in front of Eren, who was rubbing his neck and collar bone lightly. He and Annie had become friends during the last week when he would train with her and learn some of her moves, therefore her quick response to him being threatened didn't surprise him as much as it did the others.
"You okay Eren?" She asked softly, turning and kneeling down beside the boy to look at his injured neck.
"Yeah I'm okay. Thanks Annie." Eren said smiling up at Annie, who uncharacteristically blushed a little bit as she helped him stand and sat back down in her seat. Mikasa was glaring daggers at Annie as Eren sat in between them just as Sergeant Shadis came into the room.
"What's all that ruckus?" Shadis asked entering the room just as Eren sat down. Everyone was silent for a moment as Jean quickly sat down beside Sasha who was on Mikasa's other side.
"Sasha passed gas causing Jean to fall out of his seat." Mikasa said her hand shooting into the air while Jean nearly fell out of his seat at this while Sasha looked shocked as everyone held back their laughter.
"You again. Try to have more modesty." Shadis said in disappointment as he left the room, everyone held it in for a second before Mina began snickering which broke the camels back. Everyone but Jean and Sasha, who was yelling at Mikasa, busted out laughing. Connie and Marco fell off of their benches laughing while Annie and Eren were leaning against each other laughing their hearts out.
"Oh hell my side." Eren said clutching his side he was laughing too hard.
"Nice one Mikasa that's almost as funny as the time you turned Hannes hair bright pink while he was on watch duty." Eren said patting his foster sister on the back with a grin on his face.
"He deserved it for insulting Eren." Mikasa said blushing slightly and looking down as show played with her food.
"Oh man I hope I don't have to ever pick between the two of you on who's more awesome or badass! You're both awesome and badass to the extreme when you want to be." Eren said throwing an arm around Annie's and Mikasa's necks each, grinning at them both and causing them to blush before glaring at each other behind his head.
"My best friend is a player." Armin muttered to Mina, who was sitting next to him across from Eren and Annie, the girl busted out laughing again and nearly fell off of the bench.
"Oh man I'm so jealous you little bastard." Jean said grabbing Eren again, and in an instant he had his head pressed firmly into the wooden floor by Annie while Mikasa had his arms twisted behind him harshly so that he couldn't move them at all.
"Anyone who wants to attack Eren has to make it past me first." Annie said glaring down at Jean as she grounded his head against the floor.
"And if you make it past her then you have to get by me in order to get to Eren." Mikasa added glaring harshly as she twisted Jean's arms a little more to prove her point.
"Come on you two. Let him up and let's finish eating before Sergeant Shadis comes back. You're both going to need your energy for training." Eren said touching both girls shoulders gently and causing their tense frames to relax slightly at his touch.
"Yes captain." Annie said getting off of Jean and reclaiming her spot, Mikasa a second behind while Eren pouted at them.
"Don't call me captain unless we're training. You're both my friends so just call me Eren!" Eren said pouting at the two who chuckled slightly and smiled at him.
"Of course Eren." Annie said smiling gently at the boy while Mikasa smiled fondly at him as well.
"That goes for everyone else too! Unless it's a situation where there's no other choice, don't call me Captain! I'm a trainee just like you all so just call me by my name!" Eren said loud enough for the whole room to hear, causing them all to smile slightly at him. He wasn't letting his new position get to his head or his ego, which was a sign of a good captain in their books.
"Can we call you Titan Bait instead?" Connie called out jokingly and causing several others to snicker.
"Sure if I can call you Decoy!" Eren called back causing everyone to snicker. Okay not egotistical, able to take down a Titan with no 3DMG or training, and doesn't mind joking around? Yep the 104th trainee corps were happy with their new trainee captain.
"Hey man don't joke about that! You might actually assign me the position of the Squad Decoy!" Connie yelped eyes wide even though they were just goofing off.
"Nah! I'll give Jean that position. He'd be better at it." Eren said jokingly while Jean gaped.
"How's that?" Connie asked scratching his head confused. Eren grinned as he answered, causing everyone to snicker they couldn't disagree with his logic.
"He's loud, obnoxious, and loves drawing attention to himself. All the sings of a classic Decoy…or Bait."