In a pet store; Lola and Lana Loud were looking at some gold fish.
"So amazing." said Lola.
"Yeah." said Lana.
She reached into a tank and pulled out one of the fish before eating it.
Lola glared at her twin sister
"Lana?" Said Lola. "Seriously?"
"What? Like I'm going to pass up a free fish meal." said Lana.
"This is a pet store, not a sushi parlor." said Lola.
Lana realized her sister was right laughed nervously.
"Whoops." said Lana.
She spat the fish out into the fish tank.
Lola shook her head.
"You've got issues." said Lola.
Lana rolled her eyes.
"No I don't. If anything, you've got issues for judging me." said Lana.
The two walked out of the pet shop.
"Seriously Lana you are such a Tom boy at times." said Lola.
"It's who I am." said Lana.
Lola rolled her eyes and sighed.
"Why?" said Lola.
Lana glared at her sister.
"Nunya." said Lana.
Dot then appeared.
"What's going on here?" She asked.
"Nothing big." said Lana.
"You nearly got us kicked out by mistaking a pet store for a sushi bar." said Lola.
Dot glared at the Tomboy.
"OK I may be crazy but even I don't make that mistake." said Dot.
Lana scoffed.
"It ain't that big a mistake. My reason for the mistake was because Asian's eat cats and dogs." said Lana.
The two girls gasped in shock.
"Asians eat cats and dogs?" said Lola.
Lana nodded.
"Yep." said Lana.
"Sonic's been babysitting you again, hasn't he?" said Dot.
Lana blushed.
"Yep." She said.
"Keep looking up to him, he'll more then likely ruin your childhood for you." said Lola.
"Hello?" A Voice asked.
Lola, Lana and Dot became confused.
"Huh?" They asked.
"Down here." A Voice saod.
The three looked in the sewers and saw a Person.
The person was a brown woman with a red clam shell bikini and some type of fin for feet.
Interview Gag
First was Dot.
"That's a first, a mermaid in the sewers." said Dot.
Next was Lola.
"A Mermaid in a sewer?" asked Lola. "That seems Fishy."
Last was Lana.
"Cool. How'd she get there?" said Lana.
End Interview Gag
"It's about time someone notices me, I've been here for three hours." said the mermaid.
"THREE HOURS!" The girls shouted.
"Yeah when they hear a voice they suspect some one is a clown trying to eat kids?" Said the Mermaid, "What is up with that?"
The girls looked at each other before at the mermaid.
"I don't think you want to know why." said Dot.
"Anyways, why're you here?" said Lola.
"Well there were lots of gill net fishers that showed up, and I nearly got capture. Luckily, I got away but wound up swimming into a pipe and got stuck here." said the mermaid.
Lana felt sad.
"So pitiful." said Lana.
Everyone looked at her.
"What, I can't be the only one who feels sorry for her." said Lana.
Lola and Dot nodded.
"Anyways, you need some help getting to the ocean?" said Lana.
The mermaid nodded.
"Yeah, but first, I'm going to need loads of food, a huge tank, and tons of firearms." said the mermaid.
The girls became confused.
"Fire arms?" said Dot.
"Well you don't expect me to go after those gill netters who captured my friends unarmed, right?" said the mermaid.
The girls nodded.
"Okay fair enough." said Lola.
They then walked off.