AN: You losers should've reviewed, or are you comparable to Robby?

That tool Robby decided to run away because he's such a lameo, and obviously he's too lame to deal with the school life of mutual killing. What a loser.

"I guess you could say… Robby's ability is Run Away." Monobare giggled sadistically. Coldran and I laughed as well, hoping he would give us special treatment.

But Luna had other plans. "Mr. Monobear…" she cooed, winking at our counselor. "Won't you please let us off the hook, just this once." I sent Coldran a sly look, but that loudmouth I-Angel decided to start complaining again.

"Stop disrespecting our counselor!" She whinned.

"Give me an S!" Angelica shouted. "Give me a C!" Nobody gave her a C. "Give me an H-double-O" Monobear began to give her the letters. "An L!" Trent began to quack the letters too. "L-I-F-E" Now, nearly everybody but Coldran and I obviously, Luna, and Tiffany, was chanting. "OF MUTUAL K, GIVE ME A K!" She shouted at the top of her lungs. "Give me an I!" Monobear jumped in the air and did a backflip. "A DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS!"

"Is she Canadian?" I whispered to Coldran. He laughed.

"GIVE ME AN ING, AND YOU HAVE US! THE SCHOOL LIFE OF MUTUAL KILLING!" Her screams could've been heard for miles.

Tiffany rolled her eyes. "Can we leave." Monobear grinned.

"Not without a motive…" Felicity looked shocked at Monobear giving us a motive so quickly. "Here it is." The weird freaking bear yelped.

And suddenly, jets of fire shot from around the campfire, nearly burning a lot of us. Too bad that tool Robby wasn't here to witness this… "If nobody dies in a while, then I'm going to turn off the air conditioning in all of your cabins." How terrifying.

"Give me an A! Give me a C!" Angelica said again.

"Oh my god, that girl is beyond annoying…" Coldran whispered to Luna and I. We nodded.

"Let's kill her." Luna whispered back. I nodded, and so did he. "But not immediately… Soon…" We nodded slyly.

"OKAY KIDDOS" The tiny bear screeched. "Go to bed, before I make you." And then it was time for bed. "Btw, the rules say that if you aren't in a cabin during the hours of 10 to 7, then you're going to be executed." And with that Coldran and I waited for Trent to waddle on ahead before going on our own.

"Coldran, we have to manipulate this establishment." I said with an evil flare.

"Yes, yes, yes we do." He said with a just as sinister grin.

We entered the cabin. Robby had fallen asleep, and his DS had fallen onto his face, still open. Obviously, he was playing pokemon. It seemed that he was just about to beat the champion's last pokemon in FireRed.

"Aldrew…" Caldron sent me a sadistic grin. "Are you thinking what I am?"

And I seized his game. I turned it off, and I started a new game. After completing the first few minutes of it, I had a L5 Bulbasaur and a L2 Pidgey. I released the bulbasaur, and placed the device back on his face.

"Now let's blame it on Trent." I said to Caldron, and then we fell asleep.

The next morning, Coldran and I had hurried up to the cafeteria, and we saw Tiffany had gotten there before anybody else.

"Good morning." I said to her, surpassing a yawn. She nodded, but it seemed she was reading something.

"What are you reading?" Coldran asked.

"It's a fan fiction." She said dryly. "And a pretty bad one, at that." We all laughed.

"I'm glad at least someone in this establishment is normal." I said, and then, almost on cue, Robby entered. His black eyes were puffy from tears.

"Is this… despair?" He said sadly. Coldran and I surpassed laughs, and we went over to comfort him.

"What happened?" I pretended to be concerned.

"Monobear took my DS, and" sniffle "he" sniffle "DELETED MY DATA!" He wailed. Tiffany covered her ears.

"Well that's a darned shame." I-Angel entered. "But, honestly, you shouldn't play those stupid games anyways." And Robby began to cry even more. Suddenly… Monobear appeared.

"Gurlz, ur da badest in dis hole camp" suddenly, Monobear had swaq! Exactly the kind of person Coldran and I hate…

"Go away." Tiffany snapped.

"Tiff ur such a downer, y don of da party animals, like us. U ratchet gurl" Tiffany went back to her cabin. "And Roby y u be playin pokemon son, dats da lamezt game evar. u ougta b playin guuuurlz!" Monobear revealed a gigantic gold chain with a gold dollar sign on the end. "And u gotta go wit da flo and ware dis bling. its so swaq so flyyyy!"

"Let's leave." I whispered to Coldran. We did.

"Gurlz, ur da lamestt leavin ur conselor out hurr al lon wit dat iangel gurl whoze da lamest. and roby who is guna b da futur playa of da wurld. get reel sons..." He said as we were leaving. We saw Luna.

I rolled my eyes. "Don't go in there." She looked confused. "Monobear just went all swag on us." I explained as Coldran rolled his eyes, and so did luna.

"Let's go to the lake." Luna suggested and we agreed. We went to the lake, and we ended up seeing Felicity, so we decided to go somewhere else, because she's really weird. We went back to the campfire, where we had learned of our predicament. We began to plot against Angelica. Suddenly…

"U bad bitchez dis is Monobro speking, swaq. one of u #bitchz killd 1 of ur classmatez, how dum. so u gota investigat now lolll. #skewllifeofmutualkiling #monobro #dumm #Swaqq" He surprised us with his announcement.

"How did it happen so soon?" Coldran exclaimed. "It's not fair! We didn't even get a chance!"

"I know… but we should investigate it, play hero, and then… we'll bite." Luna always has the best suggestions.

"Then it's settled. We'll save their lives, then kill them ALL!" And the three of us began to laugh.

AN: This was so fun to writee! I hope I inspired you.