Dil and Lil

By Samhoku

Disclaimer: I do not own anything of this. I am only building on the character and trying to remember what I used to watch on Netflix. This is a One Shot because I cannot do chapter stories for very long, and it tends to frustrate reviewers and myself. If it does well it might be a two or three shot. My apologize for the bland title.

Info on Story: They are in their late teens to early adults, the story is rated T, but it shouldn't have T rated materiel. I am merely parinoid. Maybe some crude humor, because that is how I roll. :p Or morbid humor.

I am adding at least 1 more chapter. (This one)

Chapter

Dil had occasionally thought that he had seen a blue box spinning out of control a lot. It could be a royal pain in the butt the majority of the time, he would run around the backyard pointing up until his father would ask him what he was doing. That could be very embarrassing depending on what was up there. A cloud in the shape of a dog, a hot air balloon, or a Blimp.

But lately Dil had been getting in trouble with his parents for a few different things. One: He was eating everything in the house. Two: He was calling the Davill house and hanging up. Three: He had been flirting outrageously with Lil.

Yes, he was getting in trouble for flirting. It was mostly because it was starting to annoy Betty, and because Phil had tried to pound Dil two or three times. And his mom preferred him alive.

Lil was confused. Some days Dil avoided her like she had the Plague and other days he flirted with her like there was no tomorrow. It made her slightly annoyed and a little flattered. She tried her best to act in a way that did not encourage flirting, but it didn't work. All she had to do was laugh at one remark and it would set him off into a whole string.

Lil thought to herself as Dil came in the room, 'Speak of the devil and he will appear.' She watched as he got this funny twinkle in his eye and she knew she would be in for some entertainment.

"Enjoying the view?"

Lil wanted to throw one of the pillows at Dil, but she made a mistake and snorted with laughter, then she chucked one at him, "Oh hush."

Dil grinned and plopped down next to her, putting an arm behind her, "You look beautiful today. Did you do something new with your makeup? Or is that just the way you look?"

Lil gave him a look that caused him to laugh, she shoved him over while trying to hide a smile.

Dil purred at her and grinned, "Don't get excited..." He winked suggestively at her and that time Lil slapped him.

Dil winced and scooted away from her, stinging from the wound, "Okay, I deserved that."

Lil growled, "You bet you did, pervert." She turned away from him and glared off into outer space. Lil felt the couch move a little and heard Dil take a sharp breath when he touched his face. She had whacked him pretty hard.

Dil knew their would be a bruise their tomorrow, he almost thought it was forming right then. He touched it gingerly again and winced, yes he had deserved that. Dil glanced over at Lil. She had been used by a few guys before, the Shark being one of them. That remark had probably been one of the ones the Shark used. Dil scooted over to Lil, finally getting the bravery to approach her. He touched her shoulder lightly, "I am sorry, Lil."

Lil didn't look at him, pulling her knees up and resting her head on them. Dil felt a funny feeling in his chest, a almost painful one. Dil said in a small voice, "I will talk to you later." He got up and walked past her, brushing his hand over her hair as he left, muttering another apology.

Dil had started plotting ways to make it up to Lil. His first idea was to get her roses. He got in the car and bought 12 black roses and sent them to Lil's address. Next he drove to her favorite restaurant and got her a gift card, then he bought her a pretty necklace. Once he finished he took the stuff to her door then went back home.

When Lil got the stuff she came over to Dil's house. When he answered the door she gave him a hug, "I am sorry for ignoring you. When your bruise is gone do you want to share the gift card with me?"

Dil was surprised by the hug and the offer, he returned the hug happily and said, "Yes, yes I would. And I deserved the bruise..."