A.N: Um yea chapter two woot! I really like how I'm writting this (Yay 3rd person!) Um right pairing lol still working on that. Hmm... the name of this chapter amuses me...
Current Pairings: NejiXTenten
If you want to make a say on what some other pairings I can put in this story please state your opinion in a reveiw. Still it's kinda early in the fic but I am planning on putting a sprinkle of romance in here because i think if I didn't my brain would explode. I'll take heterosexual pairings, yaoi/yuri whatever just say what you want and I'll see what I can do.
Chapter Two: The Morning after Pill
"Land here Deidara," Itachi ordered and the blond boy glared over at him "well we can't just fly in the middle of the village on this thing they'll think where going to attack."
"I guess you're right hmm," Deidara agreed swallowing his pride for the sake of maybe being able to live through the night. He landed the bird and reversed the jutsu on it that made it big and there was a soft pop and in a cloud of dust the bird was back to its tiny size. Deidara sighed saying something about what a waste of art it was before mashing it up in his hand and putting back in the bag at his hip.
"Are you about ready?" Kisame grumbled and the younger ninja nodded. "Okay lets move. Itachi you lead you know the forest better then any of us."
"Sure let the blind guy lead us hmm," Deidara mumbled. With that Itachi snapped and pushed Deidara into a tree his hand holding the boy's throat. The blond had his eyes smartly closed.
"I know this forest better then you know the back of your hand," the Uchiha hissed in Deidara's ear. Itachi hated having to be hostile toward Deidara but he'd been putting an act for the Akatsuki for so long he wasn't sure what was the real Itachi anymore. "And if you keep giving smart ass comments I'll have to punish you spoiled brat."
"Hee," Deidara smiled "you sound like Sasori-Danna yeah."
Itachi dropped the boy. There was no point in threatening him, Deidara didn't fear death or even pain he enjoyed all of life because he knew it might end in a second. Deidara rubbed his neck, there was a red mark on his tanned skin seemed that Itachi had been holding him pretty hard.
"Let's go," Itachi said and sprang into the trees. Kisame fallowed and lastly Deidara still recovering from being smashed into a tree.
They bounded though the trees careful to hide there charka. They really didn't want patrolling ANBU to find them before they could get to the gate. The plan was very simple. Be seen at the gate and put down all weapons. Itachi would keep his eyes Sharingan-less and Deidara would keep his hands in plan sight and the palm mouths open. They wanted there imprisonment quick, clean and simple. They also knew that this was the only way they wouldn't be killed on sight.
So that's what they did and surprisingly it had worked. Konoha ninja where all the same they didn't fight until attacked unless ordered to do so. It was very nice actually and Deidara of course enjoyed every moment of it up until he was separated from the other two and brought to what he presumed to be prison.
"Okay strip your clothing off," an ANBU guard ordered. They where in a large white room with shower heads on the ceiling. Deidara blinked a couple of times at the guard. "Take your clothes off so we can shower you before putting you in your cell. In case you have any unknown substances on you and to make sure you don't have any weapons on you." This sounded reasonable enough and the only other people in the room where three ANBU guards. The one talking to him and the other two guarding the entrance. All Deidara presumed to be male.
"You're going to watch hmm?" Deidara said giving a disgusted look.
"Well yeah no shit," the ANBU said slightly amused. "How old are you anyways? You don't seem to know what kind of deal you're in."
"Seventeen…going to be seventeen yeah," Deidara grumbled as he took off his cut off top. "None of you better be gay." The ANBU chuckled this whole night was just so unbelievable they didn't care if they where being unprofessional.
Once naked Deidara awkwardly washed himself under the water his guards had turned on they however stayed perfectly dry under there black cloaks. Deidara hated the humiliation but through it all the ANBU said nothing to embarrass him and he was thankful they didn't poke fun at him. He may have been an Akatsuki but he was also just a teenager still awkward in his own skin.
Once the four minute shower was over the guard who had been talking to Deidara earlier tossed him a black T-shirt, matching pants, and underwear. He dressed himself was hand cuffed and led out of the room. His long hair was still dripping wet and the water soaked into his new shirt.
Rather then being taken to a cell block however he was brought to some sort of clinic from within the maximum prison. The only thing in Deidara's mind as they waited for what he presumed to be the doctor to finally show up was that he hoped he wouldn't going to have to get naked in front of other men ever again.
That's when a man walked in. He was tall and broad shouldered and looking like a wall clad in a long drench coat and his forehead protector worn like a cap on his head. Across his face where thick scares and his eyes where deeply set in his skull and narrowed out as he looked down at Deidara.
"I am Morino Ibiki," the man said "now we could do this the easy way or the hard way. Either you tell me what the hell is going on or I force it out of you."
"The tailed demons locked in the stone thingy Leader put them in broke! The demons killed him and Konan and Tobi we aren't sure where Zetsu is and we came here to tell you about it hmm." Deidara said very fast staring up at the man "It was my idea to worn you all if that's any consolation yeah!"
Ibiki seemed a bit startled. Never before had he ever been able to use the 'easy way' of getting information. He looked over at Deidara's ANBU guards and they all shrugged. He then looked back at Deidara who was grinning innocently.
"Hmm okay um," Ibiki wasn't sure what to say "We'll see if your story fits with your friends. Put him in his cell." With that he turned away in a flurry of black cloth and left. Deidara swung his legs from the table he'd been ordered to sit on.
"He was going to torture me if I hadn't talked wasn't he hmm?" the blond asked but the ANBU didn't answer. With his question ignored Deidara hopped off the table. The guards didn't even bother hand cuffing him this time as they walked him to his cell.
This whole situation was stupid and the ANBU just wanted to go to sleep so they could deal with this properly tomorrow so they shoved the blond into the pure steal and concrete prison cell and went home.
Deidara looked around the dark room and sighed sitting down on the tiny mat that was pushed up on against the plan wall. It was going to be a very long night.
The next morning Naruto found his house completely trashed and everyone had left already to leave him with the clean up. His head throbbed from the hangover but it didn't last long. He healed quickly thanks to the Kyuubi's charka and was feeling completely functional but he was still wondering why everyone had left. He knew Sakura would have at lest stayed to help but no one was there.
Heading to the bathroom he found Sai's creative scrawl on his forehead and growled as he went into the shower. They all better have a good excuse for leaving him out of the loop.
Tsunade had been bashed with questions and comments from the Elders. All of them wanted Itachi gone that was apparent and that the other two should be brought back to there villages. But the Hokage didn't want there opinions, what they said counted for little anyway. Ibiki had still not come in with his report and she wanted to know exactly why the Akatsuki would make such a stupid move in the first place.
Thankfully Ibiki came in a few moments after with a file. She wondered why it had taken him so long to come up with the paper work when the actual report seemed to only be two and a half pages long.
"What is the meaning of this?" Tsunade demanded looking at the skinny file. She opened it but didn't read she just looked at Ibiki who had a troubled look on his face.
"Well it seems the Akatsuki is gone," he said and Tsunade narrowed her eyes.
"All you out," she ordered the Elders who left with disgruntled murmurs. Once they where gone she amid her eyes back to the torture master. "What do you mean gone?"
"All three had the same story," he said pressing his brows together. "Aparently the four demons they captured have escaped from the stone sculpture. There Leader and two others had been in the area when the demons got out and where killed. Deidara had been the first to find out and quickly was ready to abandon the hide out. However Itachi and Kisame where able to get on his clay bird before Deidara could escape but the last Akatsuki by the name of Zetsu is 'missing in action.' The three hadn't seen his body among the others and he wasn't with them either." Ibiki explained. "The file has more details but really that's what seemed to have happened. I didn't need to use force to get these answers either, they told me everything once I'd introduced myself."
"Seems they weren't as loyal to the organization as previously thought," Tsunade said looking over the papers.
"Seems so," Ibiki sighed "I don't know what to do Hokage-sama. The reports from the ANBU guarding them all came up positive. Deidara was friendly as was Kisame and Itachi was just described as quiet but respectful. Either this is for real or this is a trap and my team is stuck on what to do next."
"Hmm," the Hokage sighed "well I guess we can't know until reports of demons come in. But I'm sure the three may need some medical care…hmm. What are the three doing at the moment?"
"Itachi is awake but hasn't touched the food given to him, Kisame is asleep, and Deidara is eating breakfast last time I checked," the man replied.
"Okay Ibiki you're dismissed," Tsunade said and the man bowed before disappearing in a cloud of white smoke. At that same moment Shizune the Hokage's servant walked in. She was saying something that wasn't important in Tsunade's mind and the Hokage decided to interrupt her.
"I don't care. Get me Kakashi, Sakura, and Ino. If you can't find Kakashi get Yamato I don't care which." She said as the black haired woman was about to say something. "Again Shizune tell me later but I need those three in here now."
"Uh…yes Hokage-sama," she said before leaving once more.
Naruto found everyone at the teriyaki house. Everyone except himself, Hinata, Kiba, Shino (they had been unable to come to the party do to needing to file a mission report) and Lee where all trying to get over there hangovers with tea and chicken, all twelve somehow where able to stuff themselves in one party table though the large cubical-like setting could only really fit seven or eight.
As Naruto sat down next to a forehead-flat-on-the-table Shikamaru everyone went completely quest. The demon holder was probably the only one in all of Konoha that didn't know about the three Akatsuki who where currently eating a breakfast of rice within the high security prison.
"G-good morning N-Naruto-kun," Hinata said bashfully needing the ice to be broken before Naruto noticed the awkward silence.
"Morning Hinata," Naruto said with a smile before going off on his hung over friends. "Hey why was I left with the giant mess you assholes left me with?"
"Shut up," Shikamaru moaned "you're right next to me for God's sake."
"Sorry Naruto," Sakura said with an awkward smile as she took a sip of her tea "well you see…" The pink haired teen looked to her friends for help but all remained silent. They where going to make her break the news! "Last night the sirens went off. It was a red alert so we just let you sleep since you're a Genin..."
"What was the red alert about?" Naruto demanded.
"It was…Akatsuki," she finally said and the blonde's eyes widened ten fold.
"Which ones," he asked.
"Deidara…the one who had captured Gaara," she said and the blonde nodded "Kisame…and Itachi."
"Where are they now?" Naruto demanded looking straight into Sakura's emerald eyes with killer intent.
"Prison I suppose…They came in quietly," she said and Naruto scrunched his brows with a confused look.
"They just dropped there weapons," Kiba said and everyone looked over to him "I was there and I watched them just drop everything. The three looked really tiered and they just let the ANBU detain them. It was really weird."
"So what happened?" Naruto asked still thing there had been a confrontation he had missed.
"Nothing," Kiba said "the ANBU took them and since then there's been no word from the Hokage."
At that moment a very disgruntled Shizune appeared. The twelve teens looked up at her wondering what was going on. Since she was Tsunade's servant they expected her to know about the detainees with really in all truth the Hokage herself was still trying to figure out what was going on.
"Sakura and Ino the Hokage wishes to see you both immediately," she said before disappearing again in a cloud of smoke.
The only reason Tsunade would want Ino and Sakura together for anything is when she wanted to heal and gain information. Plus both girls where the first and third best medics in the village next to the Hokage, Sakura being the first best, the Shizune being second, then Ino at third. The two girls just looked at each other and sighed they had a pretty good idea who they where going to be heal and neither much liked the idea.
A.N: Yeah about Hinata, Shino, and Kiba the reason they hadn't been at Naruto's party is because...They where um they where fileing a mission report and couldn't show up...or something
Deidara: You are a such a lier un.
A.N: (I forgot them)
Kisame: Next time! We'll see how Sakura, Ino, and Shizune react to the three Akatsuki!
Itachi: You better not miss it!