E-Eren
A-Armin
M-Mikasa
S-Sasha
J-Jean
C-Connie
E: Hey, Armin, why're you crying?
A: My clothes...my clothes... There is no PATTERN on them!
E: And that's all?
A: I want clothes with CHECK pattern! But they are all PLAIN, PLAIN, PLAIN!
E: Only girls worry about patterns.
A: That's the point! I want to be a girl!
E: If we talk like girls, will you calm down?
A: Ok. So, what's your favorite type and SHAPE of clothes?
E: BAGGY,LOOSE and lots of FUR.
A: I don't like FURRY clothes. I like those, which are simply SMOOTH.
...
S: Jeaaaan!
J: Huh? Is something wrong?
S: Yes, it is! You're the only one who forgot!
J: Forgot what?
S: Today is my birthday!
J: Oh. So, then... Happy birthday!..
S: Where's my present?
J: I...I... Maybe you should tell me what you want?
S: Promise you will really do what I ask.
J: Eh.. Ok...
S: I want to see you with HIGH-HEELED shoes!
J: No!
S: Yes! Now! And you will also be wearing LONG-SLEEVED pink dress MATCHING with those shoes.
J: You are so BAD-TEMPERED.
...
M: Eren.
E: What now?
M: Why don't...
S: Hey, you two!
M: It's not a good BEHAVIOUR to INTERRUPT talking people.
S: Today is my birthday! I can do everything!
M: I know. But still...
S: Oh, you're always so RESERVED, MISERABLE and GLOOMY.
E: You were supposed to CHEER Sasha ON her birthday, Mikasa.
S: I forgive her for that her UNDERARCHIEVEMENT.
M: Am I supposed to thank you now?
S: Yes.
E: Thank her, Mikasa!
M: Thanks.
S: Come to the girl's dorms tonight, Eren. You will see something you have never seen.
M: Sasha... I will kill you.
S: You can't. Today is my birthday.
M: Then I will kill you tomorrow.
...
E: Who is that beautiful woman?
S: It's a very MEAN person. That person forgot my birthday present.
M: That's terrible. Poor Sasha. I CAN'T FACE that woman already now.
S: Eren also CAN'T STAND that person.
E: No!
S: Look more carefully. SURVEILLANCE is needed.
...
E: Jean?!
J: CLOSED-CIRCUIT TELEVISION.
E: What?!
S: He's drunk.
J: Mikasa, I want to be A SHOPLIFTER and steal your heart!
M: Your words only BOTHER ME.
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C: If Sasha can do that to Jean, I will never RELY ON her anymore.
S: Hey!
C: What's now?
S: It's my birthday! You cannot say such things!
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J: I am so VIVID with high-heeled shoes...
E:Tomorrow you'll be ashamed you TOOK A PART in this.
J: I didn't want! She...she...she made me do it!
M: Hey, Jean, don't cry.
J: But... but...but...
S: Stop making HARM TO my birthday party with you tears!
J: Eh... What am I supposed to do?
S: Dance like on A CATWALK!
M: Thinking about NUTRITION only made you really dumb.
...
S: Such a NUISANCE! Why didn't Armin come?
C: He came. And he was AMUSED and DELIGHTED.
S: Was?
C: Now he is EMBARRASED.
S: I am FED UP WITH THIS! Why can't he just be happy at my birthday party?
C: You just listen.
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A: I am HOMESICK now! In past, you didn't tell others such things about me.
J: Shut up, Armin! I want to hear more.
M: Eren. Eren. Eren...
E: What's now?
M: Stop it.
E: No.
M: Sasha is IRRITATED.
E: She should be PLEASED with this.
J: Tell us more!
E: After he said he wants to be a girl...
M: Jean, stop him!
J: I am sorry, Mikasa.I am so RELIEVED everyone forgot I am looking like a woman now.
M: Beautiful woman.
J: Yes, Mikasa, I am beautiful...
M: If you don't stop him, I will RECALL this night every time I see you.
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S: No! No! No! I am FRUSTRATED!
M: Stop screaming. You will wake Eren up.
S: Help me! Save my party!
M: BOUNCE OFF me! He's drunk just because of your stupid party!
S: LAND him down and help me!
M: You're as stupid as A LID.
...
E: Huh? What? What has happened?
M: You...you...you got drunk during Sasha's birthday party!
E: ENTIRE day is full of tears. First I saw Armin crying, now you...
M: W...what?
E: Stop crying, Mikasa.
M: But...
E: Just don't cry. Ok?
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M: Sasha?
S: What now?
M: The CONTENTS of your bithday party were terrible.
S: I know.
M: I am sorry we were so DISOBEDIENT.
S: T...thanks for understanding.
M: Don't cry. Smile. Your next birthday will be better. I promise you.
S: Haven't you promised to kill me today?
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A: What's with that strange face?
M: Poor, poor Sasha...
A: You are calling her poor because her party was a failure, right?
M: No. She is poor because she is so stupid she doesn't understand my jokes, poor stupid Sasha.