AN: Welcome to the second chapter of By Ranma, For Ranma. This chapter is rather short, I think that's mostly the effect of my attempts to conform to the linguistic style of the 'writer'... Do you think this chapter captures their character?
Disclaimer: I, of course do not claim any level of ownership over the universe in which I am writing. The people and/or entities who own the various aspects of the fiction I am writing, no doubt continue to hold these rights in various manners, legal or otherwise and this writing does not intend to, and should in no way be construed as, an attempt to infringe on any of these rights, whatever they may be.
BRFR
Chapter 2 – By Shampoo
One day Shampoo ride bike to do deliver.
"Hi!," say Ranma, "we date now?"
"Sorry," say Shampoo, "Shampoo is too too busy for you now, also you like to go to school right?"
"Who care about school!" say Ranma, "school too stupid for Ranma, fight is much more important. Please date Ranma!"
"Ok," say Shampoo, "since you ask good."
"Yay!" say Ranma, "I am too too happy now!"
Shampoo and Ranma go to date, but stupid Akane get in way.
"Akane," say Ranma, "you in way, Ranma and Shampoo go on date now."
"But Ranma," whine Akane, "you need go to school, and you belong to Akane, Shampoo no good for you!"
"Ranma belong to Shampoo now!" say Ranma.
"Shampoo, you I kill!" say Akane.
Akane go to fight Shampoo, but Ranma kill her instead.
"You kill Akane!" say Shampoo.
"Ranma not let stupid girl stop date!" say Ranma.
"Why so important to date Shampoo?" ask Shampoo.
"Ranma love Shampoo, not let anyone get in way!" say Ranma.
"Oh Ranma, Shampoo love you too!" say Shampoo.
Then duck boy come.
"Ranma, you I kill!" say duck boy.
Ranma turn duck boy into duck and snap neck.
"Good job Ranma, Shampoo hate duck boy" say Shampoo.
"Duck make good wedding meal for Ranma and Shampoo," say Ranma.
"You want get married so soon?" say Shampoo.
"Ranma can't wait any longer, love Shampoo too too much," say Ranma.
"Shampoo is so happy!" say Shampoo, "Shampoo will marry Ranma!"
Ranma and Shampoo have kiss, is too too long.
"We give duck to Ukyo to cook now." say Ranma.
"Ranma think Ukyo not mind?" ask Shampoo.
"We see." say Ranma.
Ranma and Shampoo go to Ukyo food shop.
"Ukyo," say Ranma, "you cook duck good now for Shampoo and Ranma wedding meal."
"Ok," say Ukyo.
"You not mind?" ask Shampoo.
"I not stupid like Akane," say Ukyo, "I not get in way of true love."
"I always know Ukyo not as stupid as Akane." say Shampoo.
Ukyo cook duck good, and Ranma and Shampoo get married, and live happy from now on.
Chapter 2 – End
AN: Comments and criticisms welcome, please review!