ATTENTION EVERYBODY: This episode is based on the 'Drake and Josh Inn' since this story is a complete parody of Drake and Josh. I've also decided that its best if I tell the rest of this story in the narrator's point of view.
Hayley was running down the stairs andarguing with her brother, Tyler for the tenth time of that day. "Hayley, I'm telling you for the last time, I think I should cook while mom and Mr. Bellini are on their anniversary honeymoon!" Tyler argued.
"Yeah right, like I'm going to let that happen." Hayley said, rolling her eyes. "Remember the last time I let you cook? You nearly burned up the place!"
"That was a little accident." Tyler argued back. Hayley just sighed and narrowed her eyes at her brother. Marianna was on the couch, playing with Hayley's daughter, Natty. Tyler and Hayley grinned deviously at Marianna.
"What are you two looking at?" Marianna asked, in her thick Brazilian accent.
"Me and Tyler are going to be...."Hayley sang.
"....your baby sitters....."Tyler continued singing.
"....while mom and Mr. Bellini are away!" Hayley sang.
"Ha ha ha!" Tyler sang.
"He he he!" Hayley sang, as well. Marianna looked at the two and rolled her eyes.
"Okay, you should never sing," Marianna said, looking at Hayley. "And you're nothing but a dork." Marianna said, looking at Tyler. He narrowed his eyes at Marianna. Before, she just called him Enrique but now she's learned to call him a dork just like Hayley.
"Cool, she called you a dork!" Hayley exclaimed, giggling. She stopped giggling and turned to Marianna. "Yeah, but mama still put us in charge." Hayley said, pointing at herself then at Tyler.
"Yeah, because we're older." Tyler said, emphasizing the word 'older' as if it were the best word to describe them. "And you have to do what we say."
"And eat what we cook!" Hayley added.
"In fact, we just decided to watch, American idol!" Tyler said, stealing the remote from Marianna and changing the channel. "And may I say, Paula Abdul looks quite hot in that dress!" Tyler said, winking. Hayley rolled her eyes at her brother's crazy hormones while Marianna narrows her eyes at him.
"Natty and I were watching Spongebob." Marianna said, angrily.
"Yeah well, too bad!" Hayley said, sticking her tongue out at Marianna like a three year old. Marianna grinned at her two year old niece, Natty. Just then, Natty starts to throw her Barbie doll at Tyler, automatically knocking him off of the couch.
"Ay caramba!" Tyler exclaimed, obviously annoyed and slightly hurt from the Barbie doll. Hayley just stood up, obviously shocked from what just happened.
"What the...Marianna did Natty just....."Hayley was interrupted when Marianna pushed her on the floor really hard. Marianna gave Natty a high five.
"Good girl!" Marianna cooed.
"Thwanks awntie Yana!" Natty said, still talking in baby talk. Just then, Priscilla; Tyler, Hayley and Marianna's mom went in the room with her husband, Mr. Bellini. Priscilla was holding her one year old son, Adam Bellini in her arms while Mr. Bellini was holding two huge luggages and three backpacks with them. Priscilla and Mr. Bellini start to approach Tyler, Hayley, Marianna and Natty.
"Okay all of you, now we....."Priscilla stopped herself when she saw Hayley and Tyler on the floor.
"Uh, why are you two on the floor?" Mr. Bellini asked Hayley.
"Its a long and painful story." Hayley exclaimed, glaring angrily at Marianna.
"Okay, anyways. Hayley, here's two hundred dollars." Priscilla said in her thick Brazilian accent and giving the two hundred dollar bills to her eldest daughter. "That money is for food and emergencies, only!" Priscilla said, emphasizing the word 'only' as if it were really important.
"Yeah, don't use that money for taking your girlfriend on a date....."Mr. Bellini told Tyler and glaring at him knowingly. Tyler just grinned and blushed. He pretended as if he didn't know what Mr. Bellini was talking about.
"...yeah and no using this money for shopping or buying a sack of candy like what happened last Halloween." Priscilla said, glaring at Hayley first then at Marianna. The two girls did the same like what Tyler did, earlier. "Anyways, David and I have decided to bring Natty and Adam with us on our honeymoon, to make it easier for you two."
"Yeah, we know Marianna can be a burden for you two so we wanted to make things a lot easier." Mr. Bellini explained.
"Well, thanks for watching after my daughter, mama." Hayley told Priscilla.
"No problem." Priscilla said, grabbing Natty by her hand.
"Bye bye mama!" Natty told Hayley, waving at her. Just then, Mr. Bellini heard a honk.
"Oooh, there's the taxi we called up, come on honey." Mr. Bellini told Priscilla. Just then, all of them left and Hayley, Tyler and Marianna were the only ones left there. Awkward silence filled the room.
"Okay, I'm going to go to Seth's house." Marianna said, talking about her boyfriend. Marianna was only thirteen years old but she already has a boyfriend. "Don't disturb me or you two will regret it." Marianna said, squinting her eyes at them and then leaving the house. Another awkward silence filled the room.
"So, what do you want to do now?" Hayley asked Tyler. He grinned at her and took the two hundred dollars out of Hayley's purse and waved it in front of her face.
"Lets.........go........shopping!" Tyler said, still waving the money in front of her face, as if he were trying to hypnotize her.
"No, no way! Absolutely not, over my dead body! Mom clearly stated that the money is for food and emergencies only, no...."Hayley was interrupted by Tyler.
"Yeah yeah yeah; no shopping, no dates, no sack of candy bla bla bla!" Tyler said, finishing his sister's sentence. "But come on Hayley, don't be such a chicken! Mom and dad are headed for Hawaii, there's no way they can find out!" Hayley just sighed and looked at her brother in the eye.
"Okay fine, but we're only buying one thing for each of us and that's it!" Hayley told her brother.
Tyler and Hayley went into Starbucks inside the mall and the two of them were carrying nine bags. Hayley only wanted to buy one thing for each of them but the two of them ended up buying a lot of things. "Wow, that was fun! And I've just realized something. We spent two hundred dollars!" Tyler said. Hayley looked at her brother, wide-eyed.
"You idiotic dork! That was our emergency money!" Hayley exclaimed. "Now how are we supposed to buy food for Marianna?!" Hayley asked. Just then, an old man man left his small sandwich that was made for one on the table to look for some sugar for his coffee. Tyler, without thinking, stole the old man's sandwich.
"There you go, bon appetite!" Tyler said, mocking a French accent. Hayley grabbed the sandwich from Tyler and examined it.
"This sandwich is made for only one person you dork!" Hayley exclaimed. "We had the money until you blew it off on an x-box, a portable play station, Victoria's secret perfume, an unknown brand of a watch and a Filipino robot!" Hayley said, holding up the robot.
"Hey, that Filipino robot is cool!" Tyler protested, pressing some button on the robot.
"Hoy pare, pakinggan n'yo ako, ito na ang tunay na Filipino!" The robot said, reciting the lyrics to one of the black eyed peas. (Hey dude, listen to me, this is a true Filipino!)
"Well I got to admit, that is pretty amazing!" Hayley said. "Even I don't understand." Tyler pressed another button.
"Maraming salamat po." The robot said. (Thank you very much.) While Tyler and Hayley were sitting around, figuring out what to do without money, they saw their cousin, Izzy and her husband, Tyson sitting in one table. Izzy was Mitchie and Emily's twenty-three year old sister. The two of them had twin girls named Alyssa and Tiffanie who were a year old. But the two girls were in Ireland, visiting their grandmother.
"What are Tyson and Izzy doing here?" Tyler wondered.
"Gee, I don't know." Hayley said, shrugging. The two of them were now eavesdropping on Tyson, who was on his cell phone.
"But sir, me and my wife need a hotel room!" Tyson argued. "You have no more rooms?......oh yeah, me and my wife will be fine, sleeping in the streets!" Tyson then closed his phone and shoved it in his pocket, obviously frustrated.
"They have no more rooms, do they?" Izzy asked her husband. Tyson just nodded his head in response. "Baby, what are we going to do?"
Tyson just sighs. "I don't know." Tyson told her. After Tyler hear that they needed a place to stay, he hatched up a diabolical plan in his mind.
"Hayley, I've got an idea of how we can get money!" Tyler told his sister.
"How?" Hayley asked.
"You heard how Izzy and Tyson said they needed a place to stay right? Why don't we tell them that our house is a bed and breakfast?" Tyler suggested. Hayley just looked skeptically at her brother for a long time and then said something.
"You know what dork, that is the most amazing idea I've ever heard. Its so amazing, its actually stupid!" Hayley exclaimed, sarcastically.
"Oh come on, why is it stupid?" Tyler asked.
"Well first off, Izzy is our cousin and she's married to Tyson! Second, she already saw pictures of our house. Third, since she's saw pictures of our house, she's not going to be fooled one bit. She will know its just our house and we'll be busted." Hayley reasoned out.
"But sis, Izzy has only seen the inside of our house in the pictures and not outside so she won't know. Plus Izzy is kind of gullible so if she asks if this is our house, we'll just tell them it only looks like our house. Plus, think of Marianna! We have no money to feed her." Tyler told her. "We'll just charge Tyson and Izzy two hundred bucks for the cheapest room and bam! We instantly have money to feed you, me and Marianna." Hayley shook her head no, obviously not liking the idea.
"Sorry little bro, I just don't think that's a good idea." Hayley told Tyler. Just then, Tyler starts batting his eyelashes at his sister, pouting his lips and making his eyes cute in front of Hayley.
"Pwease." Tyler said, batting his eyelashes.
"No." Hayley said, not looking at him. She was trying to resist his look.
"Pwetty pwease?" Tyler asked, looking at Hayley and batting his eyelashes some more. Hayley just narrowed her eyes at him and shook her head no.
"Pwetty pwease with a cherry on top?" Tyler begged for the last time, going even closer to Hayley's eyes and batting his eyelashes even more. Hayley just sighed, she couldn't resist her brother's look so she just gently smiled at him and shook her head yes.
"Fine, but just this once." Hayley said, grabbing her brother by the hand and leading him to Tyson and Izzy. How will Hayley and Tyler's encounter with Izzy and Tyson go? Find out in the next chapter.....