Bad ideas are born from stupidity and bravery. He was an idiot apparently as he climbed a mountain with a hand tied to his back for the 3 time in the day. He was covered in sweat and his arm ached with extersion. He loved it. That way he was far away from the world. It was just him and the mountain. He reached the top and untied his arm. He stood there looking at the forest of Konoha. Remembering how as a kid he would train wherever he wanted and found climbing the mountain one of the most beautiful things to do.
He looked at the bottom of the mountain and decided it was time to do another climb. He wasn't about to climb it twice with one arm and only once with the other. He sure as hell didn't need to have a weaker arm.
As he was already at the middle of the climb his mind started wandering. He allowed his mind to get distracted by his thoughts. He had climbed the mountain enough times to remember where to take a hold. He recalled the fainting incident 2 days ago. It wasn't because of his Sharingan, normally he would blame his Sharingan and the lack of Uchiha blood to aid him with using it without deplenishing his chakra. No he hadn't been training with his eye, because he didn't want to. It was simple he did not want to train with it at the moment. It had nothing to do with Obito. Yeah nothing to do with him.
Kakashi stretched his arm and grabbed a rock, the rock apparently had no intention of holding his weight. Instead of cheating and using his chakra, he fell a couple of feet before finding another rock to hold on to. He grabbed the rock and swinged his body to catch his footing. Doing that made him hit his head against the rock.
His whole face was protected with either his mask or the headband, he got himself injured in the only place he had no protection. He could feel blood running down from his side unto his mask. He hated washing blood but couldn't take his mask off while dangling from a rock. He hoped the blood wouldn't somehow get into his uncovered eye and blind him.
Kakashi quickly finished climbing the mountain. He managed to get the blood away from his eye. The wound didn't hurt until his sweat got inside the blood and it stung as if someone was poking it.
Once at the top, he untied his arm and decided against patching himself up. If it was his arm instead of his face he wouldn't have cared enough.
Kakashi jumped and added chakra to his legs so that he wouldn't get himself hurt. He landed on a tree branch and headed towards the Konoha Hospital. He hoped not to find Sakura or Tsunada once inside.
He entered the emergency room were a nurse gave him some papers and led him towards a bed.
"Hazama senpai will arrive shortly" the nurse bowed and left him to finish the paperwork. Name, ID, allergies, work, etc.
A female Doctor with brown eyes and long brown hair entered the room rather quickly.
"Damn it Hisako, if there's bleeding you hurry up and call any doctor to start cleaning and then me or another specialist" she walked to Kakashi "Hi sorry for that" she tried to get a better look at the wound "Do you mind?" She motioned him to remove his headband. Kakashi took it off willingly. "You seem to love coming to the hospital" joked Asako. Her hand glowed green as she started cleaning the wound and searching and healing the ruptured vessels.
"I hate hospitals" Kakashi laid down on the bed and Asako pulled a stooll from the corner of the room.
"You could try a little harder to avoid them" teased Asako while gently cleaning the wound "specially when you just got out" Kakashi chuckled before hissing in pain. "Sorry, you have a tiny rock in here"
"A rock?" a freaking rock stuck in his face. Great.
"Don't worry, it's pretty normal and easy to fix" Kakashi nodded "don't move damnit!" she stopped what she was doing to oppenly slap his arm.
Kakashi stood still while Asako cleaned the wound. She moved to grab an ointment from across the room. He didn't even felt her stoping. Know that he thought about it, he never felt her working. She was good.
"I'm just going to apply some antibiotics and..." she saw Kakashi frowning "it won't hurt!" She laughed and sat next to him.
"That's what every doctor says before causing pain" he gave her a murderous look which made her laugh. Asako pushed his hair away gently and started to apply the cool ointment. She bit her lower lip as she worked.
Kakashi being the man he was couldn't help but look at her lips while she worked on his face. Asako was too into what she was doing to notice him looking at her. That and she was used to men looking at her while she worked. If they stood still and didn't bother her then she was fine with it.
"See it didn't hurt" she removed her gloves and placed on another pair. "Now I'm just going to close the wound with a jutsu" he nodded as she started some seals. Her hands glowed green as she worked on his face, he hoped he wouldn't have another scar added to his face. She finished and removed her globes.
"Will it leave a scar?" He asked sitting up and "fixing" his messy hair to it's usual state. Asako realized it looked less messy without the headband.
"Of course not!" She snorted "try not to get that area wet for 2 days, and use this" she gave him a small recipient "it's to prevent any abnormal scarring" he nodded. "I'll tell a nurse to place a patch on it and then you are almost good to go" he nodded and she left, her coat making a slight "swoosh" as she exited the room.
The nurse from earlier entered the room and bowed to him before placing a patch on the side of his face. She was trying not to smile.
"Why are you doing that?" He asked when she let the smile fully show.
"Doing what?"
"Laughing at me" he gave her a look of curiosity, he knew that every young nurse fell for that look and always told him what he needed.
"I'm not laughing at you Kakashi san" he raised his eyebrow and she blushed. "It's just..." she shook her head and continued working.
"Just what?" He asked in a low tone.
"Did you hurt yourself just to see her?" She asked all at once.
"See her?" See who? The doctor that just healed him?
"Oh sorry then" she blushed "I didn't mean to imply that... that" she blushed and bowed and finished placing the patch on him.
"Don't worry" he swinged his legs off the bed looking at her. "Does that happen enough in here?" He meant patients hurting themselves to see the doctors.
"Yes, it happens quite often in this hospital" she cleared her throat "most of the doctors and nurses are good looking and female which is why there's always someone here with an injury" she bowed and exited the room.
Kakashi laughed out loud as he exited the room. He received many looks from the nurses as he laughed and walked towards the nurse station to give them his paperwork.
He exited the hospital and headed home.
"Kakashi I'm worried about you" He had been called to Tsunade's office the next day.
"Tsunade sama?" Kakashi inclined his face in confusion. He had hoped that she wasn't talking about his visits to the hospital.
"You've been in the hospital 3 times in this month" Kakashi noticed that she wasn't looking at him and her voice was cold "Why is it Kakashi?" She finally looked at him and crossed her arms around her chest. Not that he was looking at her chest..
"Well this last time I was climbing a mountain with an arm tied to my back and-" he didn't get to finish his sentence.
"I didn't ask you how you got yourself in the hospital but why" she sighed "wait what? A hand tied to your back? Why the hell would you do that? Idiot!" She threw him a stapler and Kakashi ducked just in time. Shizune had chosen that moment to enter the room and caught the stapler. She handed Tsunade more paperwork and left the room quietly.
"I'm sorry for being careless Tsunade sama I will try to-" Tsunade shushed him and held her hand up while reading.
"Does it have anything to do with the doctor that took care of you the last two times you were-"
"It has nothing to with her, why does everyone think that?" He held up his hands in exasperation.
"It happens more than you'd think it does... wait everyone? Who is this everyone?" she asked quite curious about were the subject leading to.
"A nurse mentioned something about it" he said rather dismissively.
"So it's true then?" She gave him a teasing smile.
"No Tsunade sama" he gave her a serious look "I'm just interested in the apparent sexual harassment that's been going on in the hospital with the female nurses and doctors"
"Not jealousy?" She teased with a smile on her lips.
"Really?" He asked not believing she was teasing him with such a subject in the air.
"Relax Kakashi it has been taken care of" he crossed his arms around his chest "there's a policy in the hospital against sexual harassment that either leads to jail or a fine with a restraining order from any nurse or female doctor"
"A paper won't keep a desperate man away"
"Kakashi every female doctor is a well trained kunoichi. Most have been trained by me" Tsunade boasted proud of her teaching skills. Kakashi nodded in acceptance "now to why we started the argument, why are you getting yourself injured?"
"I've been distracted Tsunade sama and there's simply too much free time for me"
Tsuande raised an eyebrow at his dismissive manner. She dismissed him a moment later, knowing full well that he wasn't going to tell her more. Tsunade worried about him, having seen so many evil and traumatizing things in his life was bound to take its toll on him someday. She sighed and continued working.
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