The next day Mister Fassad and his mostly worthless monkey woke up bright and early. After saying cheerful greetings to the drunks and whores in the Inn they walked to the centre of the ugly village. There the village simpletons started to crowd around in the hopes Fassad would give them food. But, no! Fassad gave them something much greater.
He gave a stirring speech about happiness whilst the stupid monkey accompanied him by dancing and jumping around and doing other silly things like that because he wanted the dumb villagers to notice him.
When that handsome gentleman Fassad had finished his speech the very large crowd applauded him. After they were done Fassad mentioned a magical device called the "Happy Box". The villagers oohed and ahhed at this (although they didn't understand what Fassad was talking about because they were rednecks). Many people raised their hands. Fassad wasn't sure why they were raising their hands because he hadn't actually said for anyone to do so. Fassad politely asked the moronic villagers what they were raising their hands for.
"We want one of 'em happy thingies, yehaw!" Said one particularly stupid villager who was wearing an ugly hat and dirty clothes.
"Yeah, give us them boxes bro!" Added a smelly teenager with shoulder length orange hair and a big nose.
"Oh, most certainly!" Said Fassad in delight. "Of course, my little monkey companion will bring these delightful boxes to you shortly."
The stupid monkey nodded and jumped into the air, excited about the fact he would get to help the lovely and kind Fassad.