Disclaimer: I do not own Pendragon but I do own the song 'Tilton Press It'
Yes I know his name is Press Tilton but I switched it around becouse if you can
call Vo by his last name or Bobby by his last name you and have Tilton come before Press.
I know this will be very stupid but again I remind you... It's a PARODY!
It's supposed to be stupid.
-Here it begins-
The Travelers sat around a training place like thingy coming up with there new powers.
Ever one could do something new accept Spader.
"What can you do," asked Alder. "Surley something!"
"Well..well.." Spader pondered. "I can turn water into FUNK!"
"Like.. woah... Really!" and Bobby.
Spader waved his arms over a glass of water and the floor was all glowy and stuff with a large disco ball over-head.
"Like...woah.." Said Bobby amazed. "That was great Spader!"
"But that's not all!"
All of a sudden Uncle Press stood in the middle of the dance floor with 70's clothes and a big afro.
Then.. the cheesy music started.
"do do do do do... Tilton Press it!" Press started to do that stupid finger wavey thingy as Mark had always called it.
"do do do do do do do Who can press it? Tolton can press it!" Osa sang.
"do do do do do do So Tilton Press it!Hee Hee!" Spader's father had sang like Micheal Jackson. Yes, every one in Sapder's family can do that Oo
Don't Flame me for my dumbnessnessness..ness...
The next one will be based off of a real song.
It shall be called.
"The Travelers Are To Sexy"