Notes:


Spectrum walks in through a door. "Hello there, Spec here. Keep in mind, many of the events in this story will shock you, distract you, or further more keep you entertained in any way possible (at least, I hope so). It's very random; remember it was once a CYOA with choices to make on how the story moves along. I'll try to connect the dots as best as I can and keep it understandable and easy to read. This is NOT a script. This is NOT a CYOA anymore. It's a story."

Tails pops his head out of the bread box and looks at Spectrum. "What…What…What! We're…doing this…AGAIN?"

"Tails… How many times am I going to tell you this? You're LOVED! You're loved so much you'll NEED to do this again!" Spectrum sighs and pats Tails on the back, as Tails stares into awe wondering how the heck he's going to go through this again...

"But…But…"

"No buts! You're doing this whether you like it or not!"

Tails's eyes well up and he slides his feet across the floor away from the area. Sobs, then a scream of hysterics are heard in the background. A lamp crashes on the floor next to Spectrum, making him flinch, his tail flipping up from near getting sliced off from a piece of the marble mixed glass lamp.

Spectrum looks around, whistling, and then slides away to the left.

"On with the show!"

Notes Ended


Episode 1: Strange Morning

All characters involved in this story are copyright their respectful owners, including Sega and Sonic team.


The alarm clock sits there after ringing for several minutes, having failed to wake up Tails again. The digital clock that Tails sets regularly on week days had been still set for the weekend, and started to beep. The beeping got louder and louder. The numbers read 10:00 AM. Tails still slept.

Dream Sequence------

Tails looks around, laying down in a green meadow that stretches for miles around the earth. He stares up at the pure blue sky and the white clouds. The sky starts to darken from its light to a dark blue, and then Sonic's face becomes visible, making the clouds turn into the white of his eyes. The trees in Tails's vision turn into the irises of his eyes, and Sonic blinks. Tails nearly jumps his fur out of his body, as he scoots away from his position where he was looking. It's no use; he can't get away from the large Sonic-head sky.

"Hey, kid!" Sonic's voice booms across the sky into Tails's sensitive ears. "Don't you know it's time to wake up? You're gunna miss your funeral!"

Tails looks strangely at Sonic, and then his eyes open wide. A dark hole forms inside his stomach. He begins to disappear into the ground.

Next thing Tails knows, he's in a dark hole. He looks around and sees a light source from above. His hand reaches toward the white hole and he pokes his fingers out. Something grabs him from below and pulls him down. But above, something else grabs his hand. Tails becomes frantic as the two forces pull him. He didn't know which one to be scared of more; the blinding light source pulling him up, or the strange and dark claws digging into his ankle, bidding him to sink below the dark surfaces of his dream world.

"You'll die soon!"

"You'll fear me!"

"You'll cower!"

"You'll never fly again!"

Tails then screams in hysterics and cries as he is pulled more and more, hearing the unfriendly voices screaming in his ears.

Dream Ended------

"Aaaaaah! Let me go, let me go!"

Tails shakes himself out of the bed covers, falls on the floor, shaking all over like he's having convulsions, and then lays there, having spasms and twitching, the sheets over his face.

"Oh...Ow…Ohm…" He shuffles under the sheet and tries to get up, but then flops back on the wooden floor, his face looking toward the side. He sees his wooden bedroom, filled with assorted possessions of his, from a mirror on the wall to a foot stool and desk, along with a few writing utensils. Outside his bedroom is a living room, and he stares into it a few seconds, seeing his game turned on, with the TV on as well.

"What a strange dream..." Tails mutters as he gets up slowly from the hard floor. He yawns and stretches, looking out the window, and then back to his living room entrance. He hears someone in the kitchen. "Must be Sonic, I bet..." Tails thought to himself. "He's always mooching' off my food"

Tails puts his covers back on his bed and sighs, and then looks behind him in the mirror.

"What the… my tails…They're in a knot. What the heck? This is like only the 4th time in my life this has happened… Strange."

Suddenly, a familiar thought of his dream popped up in his mind. "You'll never fly again!" It echoed through his mind. Tails shakes his head and sighs. "Pft, right. I'll always fly, once I get these tails unknotted."

Tails sits down and tries to untie his tails, and then thinks out loud for a little while. "Man… What a day yesterday. Shadow died. Poor Shadow. At least I heard he died. Found him at some construction site, in a crater. Ridiculous. I thought Shadow was supposed to be the ultimate life form or some crap like that…" He wretches the fur on his tails and nearly rips out a chunk of it, getting frustrated. "Sonic is chased around by Amy, and then I rescue his butt again. Ugh. I can't remember when the last time I've had a day off from helping Sonic out all the time..."

Tails looks up and then sees Sonic right above him. "Hey." He says casually.

"Sonic! Uh.. Um. How long you been standing there?"

"Not nearly long enough to hear what you said about me being a nuisance to you, always needing your help." Sonic taps his foot like he's impatient for an answer.

"Oh good, I though-…wait. I didn't say you were a nuisance! …But it sounded like it, didn't it…? I'm sorry."

"Oh, it's okay, buddy!" Sonic flops down on his bed and grabs Tails by the neck, and gives him a noogie. "I know you've been having a rough time." Sonic grins spitefully.

"Hehe… Okay. Thanks Sonic."

"So what's been up, kid?" Sonic scratches his ear, "besides you, finally."

"Hey!" Tails and Sonic laugh a little bit. "Ah, nothing much… I just got my tails in a knot. Again. Got to untie 'em, you know?"

"What I tell you about being so uptight you get your "tails in a knot"!" Sonic laughs loudly and slaps his leg, getting up and walking towards the door to the game and living room. Tails looks at him un-amused and gives him a look. "Mind if I play Smash Brothers while you are doing that?"

"Yeah, sure... Just put it on two-player when I get in, 'kay?" Tails continues to try to untie his tails, which seemingly have been put in the most difficult and frustrating knot ever in history.

"Alright!" Sonic speeds away from the room, grabs a controller and turns on Smash in 1.5 milliseconds.

Tails hears a loud announcer say the beginning line of the game. "SUPER, SMASH, BROTHERS------ MELEE!"

Sonic sits down and puts his pop that he got from Blimpies down on the TV set after taking a quick sip. Tails sees the pop on the TV and quits untying his tails for a second to go tell Sonic something.

"Yo, Tails, I get the chills from that every time, it's crazy! It's like it has GOT to make me get goose bumps each time, hah!" Sonic shakes up and down like he's got a spider on him or something just to exhibit his immature behavior.

Tails laughs and then asks Sonic a question: "Hey Sonic, will you mind not putting your so-"

Before Tails can finish, Sonic turns the volume up on the TV at full blast. Tails tries to finish but Sonic can't hear him.

Sonic talks to himself as he sets up the game. "Hum deed um, put it on two players, throws in the controller; turn off items, whoopee do this…"

Tails gets frustrated and goes up to Sonic and taps his shoulder. Sonic turns around and sees Tails trying to yell at him, but all he hears is the game and he sees Tails's lips flapping.

"What?What did you say!" Sonic somehow yells over the music. "I can't hear you, Tails!" Sonic takes his soda and sips it loudly over the volume even.

Tails tries again. "I said… Please. Do not."

"What!"

"I said…!"

"What?"

Tails literally screams out, "TURN DOWN THE FRIGGEN VOLUME!"

All the vibrations from the TV, Sonic, and Tails rattle the whole game stand so hard that the soda drink flips over off the rumbling surface, spills all over the Nintendo Gamecube and TV, and finally onto Tails's favorite Spiderman Wavebird controller.

The game begins to fizz out, and the sound effects from the game begin to make a chugging noise, to a voice effect from Mario's "Ho!" sound repeating itself a million times a second, and then the game freezes. The TV reads "You suck, buy yourself a new TV, game and system loser. Please refer to your Nintendo Gamecube Instruction Manual for further suicide. Thank you." The TV then turns off.

A tear rolls down Tails's cheek as he sees his controller and games ruined. Then, he turns red, his eyes burn brightly blue, and he shakes all over, as if he had been mentally and physically raped by a psychotic killer/child molester. "Sonic… you… made… my… TV and game… burn out… BURN OUT! BURN… OUT!"

Sonic blinks twice. Then he looks up at Tails after seeing the soda spilled all over his self, and says "What? I can't hear!"

Tails then screams and yells and then stomps his feet, going into a fit. He then goes to get a paper and pencil and writes down something on it, something that even Sonic would be weird out by.

Sonic reads, "'Fly me to the moon, or pay me back over 2000 rings worth of damaged equipment, games, and said television.' …Tails. Are you nuts? "

"It's either that… or…" Tails points to the broken pile of junk in front of them. "New Plasma TV for me, or new law suit for you, hedgehog."

"You know what Tails." Sonic scratches his chin… "You freaking suck!"


End episode


Spectrum: So, whatcha' think Tails? Think you'll do better this time around?

Tails: I think… I'm gunna be…sick…

Spectrum: Right, well, we'll clean that up later, but anyways, you're gunna LOVE what I got cooked up next episode!

Tails: …OO -pukes all over floor-

Spectrum: …CLEAN UP ON ISLE 3! Well that's it folks.


Episode 2 Preliminary:


Tails: "I'm going to the moon, yay!

Sonic: Hehe, Knuckles will kill Tails…

Knuckles: Tails will love Amy's…

Amy: Ladee doo… Laddia-day…

Tails: I'm in…AMY'S HOUSE?

2 B Cont.