"hey guys the radish here and I just realized you don't know what Hana looks like? She has an almost resist but still brown long wavy hair along with tannish skin from always playing at the beach. Her eyes are Dark green which is kinda rare for her nationality but who cares. Thank you! Please comment!"

Chapter 2- Sparkle Rainbow

Haruhi came from behind the curtain in a girls uniform. Then it snapped. "Haruhi's a girl! It all makes sense!" my inner manliness must have known this from the beginning and that's why I had feelings for her! I will stay true to my gender and- "wait why are you a girl pretending to be a boy?" I got the whole story about the vase and the debt. "well I guess I'd better come clean too." they looked confused. What could this beautiful young lady be hiding! "Haruhi! I'm now officially In love with you!" they all jolted back, "she swings that way!" "Haruhi you get me! You know what it's like! You see... I'm A boy! A boy i say! A boy and I'm in love love with you!" "well thanks? Uh why are you pretending to be a girl then?" she replied. "My dad has deluted himself into thinking im one and when i enrolled her he entered me as a girl. I could explain this to everyone but its weird to be a guy wearing a dress so pretending to be a girl seemed like a lot less work." I've never been so open before! It's kinda a rush!

"so you're a boy?" asked Tamaki. He was eroding away until he noticed the hearts in my eyes, "DADDY SAYS NO!" in glowing flames of anger he raised into a mighty voice of kingliness and gave me a speech about Haruhi's innocence, and I pretty much ignored it and dragged Haruhi over to a couch, "so tell me about yourself?" "DID YOU HEAR ME!" yelled Tamaki. "Okay then why dont I make it up to you guys. On the next school holiday let's go to a hot spring, my treat. You'll be sure to come too right Haruhi?" "Uh what?" I didn't give her a choice.

And now the theater of Tamaki's mind!
3... 2... 1... !

It's a steamy hot spring and Tamaki is loafing around. Haruhi walks in, "Hey Tamaki Senpai, do you mind if I come in?" "No not at all, please my dear." she gets in the water. "Can I wash your back?" she asks.

And back

"Yes yes! I am all for it! Let's go to a hot spring! We can go right mommy! We have to! Let's go go go!" yelled Tamaki. "I don't see why not. We can use my family's, we own one since it falls under the category of health," said Kyoya. "Thank yooooooou Kyoya!" yelled Tamaki.

And now the theater of Hana's Mind!
3... 2... 1... !

The hot spring is steaming. There's snow all around this warm oasis. Hana is relaxing in the water with a folded towel on his head when Haruhi walks in, "Hey Super Sexy Awesome Hana Sama, do you mind if I join you?" "But of course! We can play with these rubber duckies!" Haruhi smiles and gets into the water. They splash at each other and the ducks float in the waves. They calm down and relax some more. "Want me to wash your back?" asks Haruhi.

And back

"Yes it'll happen just like that! The single greatest day of my life!" I turned my head the same time as Tamaki and we entered into an intense glare. Kyoya won, "Ahem..." I looked deep into the glimmering frames of his glasses, could he...

The theater of Hana's mind!

"Hey Haruhi wanna take a bath with daddy?" asked Tamaki. "No way annoying Senpai." "but we always used to take baths together!" "no we didn't!" I walk in, "Hey Haruhi wanna take a bath together? I'll wash your back?" "No way if Tamaki's my dad then I won't bathe with my transvestite brother." Tamaki and I cry in a corner when Kyoya walks in with towels and a rubber Ducky, "Haruhi why dont you bathe with your mother? After all it's the kinda thing families do?"

And back

"Kyoya!" I yelled. He was way taller than me, i quickly lost my warrior spirit. "yes?" "Well Uh... Ya see... You can't..." "I can't what?" he leaned in with a snake like grin. "you... CANT HOLD YOUR LIQOUR!" I don't know where that came from... I honestly don't. "What?" they all asked in unison. "I propose a drink off! The next break is for winter right? So when we go we can drink in the new year! That's how we roll in Italy!" "You sound like my dad," said Haruhi. "If that's what it takes to be Haruhi's daddy then I'm in!" yelled Tamaki.

Yup after Christmas we'll head out, we would have gone sooner but my family is flying in from italy. Don't get me wrong I love them but my grandma always says the same 3 things... "When are you getting married! why dont you dress like a boy when I'm here! Eat eat! You're so skinny!" she greeted. Yup the sane three things. After all the food the adults all got together and drank and drank and drank. I was in charge of watching all the little kids. The girls wanted to be just like me and the boys thought I was weird. Why are they all so much younger than me?

Christmas came and went and I didnt gain a pound! Go epic metabolism! So we all got into a limo and Tamaki and I were partying like there was no tomorrow! We sat down On either side if Haruhi and lean on her shoulders. Oh yeah, this weekend is going to be fun!