A/N: More of these (only 6, though) because they're just so much fun. If anyone's interested, I have one up but about The Phantom of the Opera titled He's There. Please check it out if you're a Phan. :)

1. Chimp in a Suit from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

"I've got an idea," Max said, a sly smile stretching its way across his face like a rubber band. "How about a chimp in a suit?"

Leo scribbled the idea down in the margin of the Springtime for Hitler script. "But how will it fit in?"

"You see, we give him a Swastika, teach him to dance, and have him go around the stage along with the other dancers!" He saw Leo's doubting expression. "Or maybe not."

2. Crocodile Rock by Elton John

"I remember when I was about your age, Leo," Max began. The memories of when he was in his thirties began to flood his mind. They were almost twenty years ago.

"And what do you remember?" Leo asked, eager to hear more about Max's past.

"I had a girlfriend, a nice apartment, and I went out a lot. It was fun. Well, besides my plays flopping a lot. But I had only produced one, and Susie thought that it would get better."

"What happened to Susie?"

Max let out a sigh and shook his head. "She left. I produced a few more plays, and none of them succeeded. Didn't want me anymore because I was such a failure. Man, I wish I could have those days back."

3. Stars from Les Miserables

Max tore the post card Leo had sent him into little shreds, letting them scatter everyone. He wanted Leo to be in jail with him! They promised to get through everything together, but in his most desperate moment of need, he ran. If Max was going to go to jail and be side by side with murderers and rapists, he wanted Leo to be next to him.

He would have never wanted Leo to be behind bars before. In fact, it would have been a nightmare. But now he wanted it to happen, because they would be together. They would get what they deserved, whether they liked it or not. Bialystock and Bloom: one can't function without the other.

4. I Have A Song to Sing from Yeomen of the Guard

Leo turned on the radio on Max's desk. It always helped him to think when there was music ringing in the background, and he really needed to think as he cooked these accounting books. He didn't recognize that was playing at the moment, though. It sounded like operetta or something along those lines.

"I've heard this before," Max said, and paused before continuing. "It reminds me of me. And you."

Leo tried to hide how startled he was, but Max could read right through him. "Maybe you aren't a lady, Leo, but I still love you."

Leo blushed at the comment.

5. Sweet Emotion by Aerosmith

"Max!" Leo called out for what must have been the tenth time, but it was the first time Max actually heard him.

"What? You don't have to yell!" Max screamed at him.

"Well you weren't answering."

"Sorry." He paused. "I was just thinking about my old girlfriend."

"Susie?" Leo asked. Max had talked about her once or twice before.

"Yeah. She was a jerk now that I think back on it."

Leo nodded in agreement. "Sounds like it."

"Just wanted my money and wanted everything to be certain. Quite a nag. I'm glad she left, actually." Max closed his eyes again.

6. You're the One that I Want from Grease

"I'm not sure if anyone else could replace you in my life," Leo admitted to Max. His head was hanging as they sat together on the couch. The poor man had just suffered a nightmare. It wasn't very realistic, but it still gave him quite a scare.

"Me neither," Max added.

"You changed my life. I used to have many more nightmares than that, and they were much scarier."

Max nodded. "I can imagine."

Leo leaned over and gave Max a hug. Max was shocked at Leo's sudden show of affection, but he soon wrapped his arms around the young man as well.