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HP/HGHP/HGHP/HGHP/HGHP/HGHP/HGHP/HGHP/HG
While Be-Lizzle LesTrizzle, Luci Mizzle and WizzleTizzle went out to go kidnap an Order of the Phizzle member, which they decided had to be a women, Harry Pizzle and Ron Whizzle were waiting for their homie, H-Grizzle(Hermione Granger), to arrive.
Ron Whizzle asked, "Where Grizz at P?"
Harry Pizzle quickly replied, "Why you think I know? She ain't my chick, she will be but she ain't right now. Ay yo why you grillin' me for! I ain't no jive turkey, biyatch! You best step correct, else I'ma cap one in yo' ass! Please! Take tha' shit wit me, this is my house!" (He pounded his chest twice)
Ron Whizzle confused asked, "Yo P why you bugging?"
Harry Pizzle answered, "I ain't bugging, dawg its you who tripping!"
Ron Whizzle simply asked, "You high?"
Harry Pizzle happily answered, "Damn straight homie!"
Ron Whizzle said in indignation, "Yo P you know the dizzle, puff, puff, pizzle my nizzle."
Before Harry Pizzle could be on Ron Whizzle, H-Grizzle came into to the Common Room with the mean pimp suit, she had the cane with a lion's head on it, a lilac suit, the biggest fur coat that dragged to the floor, multiple diamond rings and a white pimp hat with a lilac band on it.
H-Grizzle yelled, "Hootie Hoo! What's poppin'! Yo P you mac-in'?"
Harry Pizzle responded, "You know it! Straight jackin'! Yo yo, how come you ain't my girl yet?"
H-Grizzle almost peeved said, "Cause my nizzle, you know how I be pimpin' these bitches that don't be givin' me my money and they knows I needs my money."
Ron Whizzle asked, "Who's the biyatchs that didn't give you yo' money now?"
H-Grizzle answered, "Dizzle Mizzle(Draco Malfoy) and this du'
Sizzle Snizzle(Severus Snape)."
Ron Whizzle mysteriously replied, "ight' I'll be back holla if ya' needs me!"
H-Grizzle confused asked, " Wha's the dizzle wit our homie Ron Whizzle?"
Harry Pizzle quickly replied, " Why you think I know! He ain't my boo! Ay yo why you grillin' me for! I ain't no jive turkey, biyatch!You best step correct, else I'ma cap one dead in yo' ass! Please! Take tha shit wit me, this is my house!" (He pounded his chest twice)
H-Grizzle asked knowingly, "You high?"
Harry Pizzle happily replied, " Damn straight homie!"
H-Grizzle asked sneakily "You got some stuff left?"
Then the lights started to dim and the Exorcist music came on. The rain and lightening started.
Harry's head started to spin around and around.
Harry Pizzle said in a demonic voice,"You want to smoke, MY weed?"
H-Grizzle answered, "Yeah, basically."
Harry Pizzle said still with a demonic voice, "You do not understand. It is MY weed, it is..."
All of the sudden Harry turns schizophrenic and his voice sounds like Gollum/ Smeagol from Lord of the Rings.
Harry Pizzle said, " My precious." (Starts to rub his weed lovingly)
H-Grizzle not being fazed by his performance at all.
H-Grizzle said worridly, "Okay Harry, you too high. My nizzle, you gotta lay off of that ganja."(Sigh)
Harry Pizzle asked, "What?"
Before H-Grizzle could bitch slap him. They hear a noise outside. Well...Harry's hearing all sorts of noises and seeing dead people.
Dizzle Mizzle and Sizzle Snizzle screamed ,"Ahh!"
Ron Whizzle asked, "Where's H-Grizzles money biyatch!"
Dizzle Mizzle said, "Here that's all of it."
Then he took off running with his sexy self.
Sizzle Snizzle asked psuedo cutely, "What money?(Innocently)"
Ron Whizzle replied. "The money where you got that dress, which might I add makes your ass look fabulous."
Sizzle Snizzle happy, countered, "You think so, I think it compliments my thighs more."
Ron Whizzle answered, " Yeah and that goes so well with your skin tone and- wait no. Where's H-Grizzle's money at biyatch!(Bitch slap)"
Sizzle Snizzle screamed, "Ahh, I don't have it!"
Ron Whizzle peeved said, "Wrong answer! Stupizzlefy!"
Ron Whizzle took off Sizzle Snizzle's dress off and woke him up.
Ron Whizzle scoldingly said, " Get up biyatch! Next tizzle you best have H-Grizzle's money! And don't use Maybelline lipstick, it clumps up."
Then Ron Whizzle goes back to the common room.
Ron Whizzle happily said, " I got yo' money H-Grizzle."
H-Grizzle also happy said, "That's whats poppin'. You might be a fly ass pimp like me some day."
Ron Whizzle now ecstatic, "Fo' shizzle, let's go to da' clizzle izzle ubing (Clubing)."
H-Grizzle cooly said, "YEAH!"
Harry Pizzle highly said, "WHAT!"
Ron Whizzle excitedly, "OKAY!"
Then they went clubbing to get into a shoot out with Lord Vizzle's crew.
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