Emmett: Cheese…
Jasper: WTH?!
Emmett: You don't like cheese…? -Sob-
Alice:I like cheese!
Edward: But you're a VAMPIRE… You can't eat cheese… or anything for that matter!
Bella: Barbies!!
Rosalie: I like Barbies too!!
Edward: … -no comment- … sorry love…
Bella: -sob-
-Jessica is online-
Jessica: Hello? Bella? Is Edward online?
Edward: …yes… whatdoyouwant? …
Bella: CanIplaytoo?
A/N (Bella thinks that writing with no spaces is a game… sigh…poor girl…I worry about her… laugh…)
Bella: kedtuv… Yay!!
Jessica: EDWARD I LOVE YOU!!
Edward: … I don't know who to answer first…
Jake: Hello?
Jasper: Who let the dogs out?!
Jake: Shut up!
Emmett: No you shut up! Oh! Hey, Edward…
Edward: What?!
Emmett: Don't tell Rosalie this, but I think she looks fat in her new outfit…
Edward: … -no comment- …
Alice: nice knowing you Emmett, but you're about to die…
-Rosalie is online-
Rosalie: what?! That's it Emmett…! X(
-Rosalie is offline-
Bella: Wow… well… nice knowing you.
Emmett: Edward help! Rofdnkajnbfsldgjuidbnekouhklzdeughlyhiunlk
Emmett is offline-
Jasper: Yeah she doesn't look too hot in that dress…
Edward: …
Bella: …
Alice: Uh, I picked that out for her! Prepare to die!
-Alice is offline-
Jasper: Save Me… # KJLMO
-Jasper is offline-
Bella: Or dead…
Jessica: Soooo… Edward are you busy Saturday?
Edward: …uhh… (Shocked expression)
Bella: …Yeah, he's taking me to dinner!! GRRR…
Jessica: aww…
-Jessica is offline-
Bella: Looks like it's just us now!
Edward: I love you darling.
Jake: Can I be your darling?!
Edward: …WTH… -no comment-…
Bella: Was he talking to me or… you?!
Jake: I was talking to-
Mike: I LOVE YOU!!
Everyone except Mike: WTH!!
-Bella is offline-
-Edward is offline-
-Jake is offline-
Mike: …Hello?...hello?...anyone there…? O.K. I get the point…I'll just shut up now…
A/N: Poor Mike… we have no sympathy for him. He's just here to play the DUMMY for all of OUR ENTERTAINMENT!! Sorry to ALL the 'Mike Fans' out there…, but if are his FAN than you should know that he isn't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.