Title: The Song2
By- Rock'n'Slash
Rating: PG
Warnings- Stupidity
Summary- James and Sirius stupidity. Sirius explains and James is confused.
Disclaimer: If you recognize it, I DO NOT OWN IT.
Recap. Time!
"Okay, I'll bite. What song is it?
"No!!" Sirius yelps. "I can't say it!"
"What?!" James says, annoyed.
'It's too horrible!"
"Tell me!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No!!"
"Yes!!"
"No!!"
"YES!!"
"Okay! Fine!" Sirius gives in with a shudder. "The name of the song is…"
"Why Can't We Be Friends!!" Sirius shouts.
…
"What?"
. . .
"What?!"
. . . . . .
"James!! Answer me!!" Sirius cries out as he waves his hands in front of James' face. " Oh Great Merlin! I broke his mind!!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
And things continue on in that fashion for awhile. Sirius running around in circles panicking and James staring blankly ahead until James was snapped out of his stupor by Sirius yelling, "AHHH!! What am I going to tell Lily!!" James blinked and then shot up and tried to call Sirius down.
"Sirius! I'm still alive! I'm okay!'
"James! Your brain isn't broken!"
"Nope!!"
"YAY!!"
"Great! Now that we have that settled," James paused dramatically, remembering why he went into shock in the first place. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS HORRIBLE SONG I'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT IS WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS?!"
"Heh! Funny you should ask that well..."
A/N- And there I leave you again. I hope you weren't too disappointed. Sirius will explain why in the next chapter.