*Starts at Brians Magic show where he is doing magic on stage*
Brian: Thank you all for coming today. Today I am going to do magic tricks with my assistant Stewie.
Stewie: Hello everyone.
Brian: And whats the first trick Stewie?
Stewie: Well Brian we are going to do that trick with the box thingy, I dont know. But lets see it!
Brian: *Brings out case* Alright now I will be going in it. *Lays down in the box*
Stewie: And I will be sawing it *Saws box*
Brian: AHHH!
Stewie: What?
Brian: YOU REALLY CUT ME IN HALF.
Stewie: Technical Difficulties! *Punches guy with camera*
*At the Boxing Classes*
Meg: *Punches punching bag* Come on Meg!
Teacher: *Hits Meg from behind and she hist her head on the bag and gets knocked out* What are you doing Meg!
Tommy: Shes...
Teacher: Shes not dead shut up Tommy!
*Next class*
Meg: Everything I do I keep getting knocked out by you freaks!
Teacher: You arent ready then.
Meg: Yes I am!
Teacher: You should know when I am behind you.
Meg: Yes, teach me more.
Teacher: Good.
Meg: *Sits back down* This is stupid.
Chris: No hard feelings Meg.
Meg: CHRIS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!
Chris: I came to learn dojo!
Meg: Its called boxing. This is not karate.
Chris: ITS DOJO! *Punches Meg in the head and knocks her out*
Teacher: No its Boxing Chris.
Chris: Oh.
*Next Class*
Meg: Chris! Why did you punch me yesterday!
Chris: The teacher told me it was Boxing, sorry Meg.
Meg: Thats what I said!
Chris: Whatever Meg.
Meg: Agh! So when are we going to learn dojo. I mean...
Chris: BOXING! *Punches Meg*
*Next Class*
Meg: I cant take this anymore!
Chris: Then leave!
Meg: Chris no one cares!
Chris: Aww...
Meg: Im so pissed off about this!
Chris: Meg, dont be so down.
Meg: I cant! You keep punching me!
Chris: Im sorry.
Teacher: Alright Chris you go against tommy.
Chris: Ok! *Punches Tommy in the testicles*
Tommy: OUCH!
Teacher: Chris good job. *Gives him medal*
Chris: Yay! A medal!
Meg: How come I dont have any medals?
Teacher: Here. *Puts on most knockouts medal on Meg*
Meg: STOP IT! *Punches the teacher in the face and kicks him out of the room* YOU BASTARD! *Locks door*
Chris: Way to go Meg!
Meg: NOW! I AM GOING TO KILL EVERYONE ONE OF YOU.
Chris: REALLY?
Meg: No Chris.
Chris: Alright.
Meg: See Tommy. *Punches Tommy in the face*
Tommy: Whats wrong with you!
Teacher: *Jumps in through the window and Meg knocks him out* Ouch.
Meg: God you are annoying!
Chris: You just knocked out the boxing teacher!
Meg: I know I did! You want to be next!?
Chris: No!
Meg: Good, because I am running this school now!
Tommy: You are going to jail for knocking him out!
Meg: No I am not!
Tommy: *Calls police* A girl just hurt the Boxing master!
Meg: Who are you calling your mommy?
Tommy: No. My lawyers.
Meg: He wanted it!
Chris: Sorry Meg.
Meg: You cant call! *Slaps phone out of his hand*
Tommy: *Jumps on Meg* YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Meg: GET OFF OF ME!
*At another magic show*
Brian: I had to get stiches because of you Stewie!
Stewie: Well sorry for me trying to help you Brian.
Brian: Alright, today I will be holding my breath for a long time! *Goes underwater*
Stewie: He is doing so well. *3 minutes later* Its been 3 minutes. *Looks in box* Hes daed.
Audiance: *Gasps*
Stewie: *Picks up Brian out of the box* Tada!
Brian: *Wakes up and slaps Stewie* What happened?
Audiance: *Claps*
Brian: Thank you very much! We hope you enjoyed the show!
Stewie: Yes! And goodnight America!
Brian: So Long! Farewell!
*At the Boxing Class*
Meg: *Punching the bag* DIE!
Alexandra: *Walks in* Is this the right class?
Meg: Alexandra!
Alexandra: Hello Megan. Where is the teacher?
Meg: Outside.
Alexandra: So thats who that hobo outside is.
Meg: Yes.
Alexandra: Well Megan. I guess I will have to call the police because I expected a boxing class.
Meg: Get out of here Alex!
Alexandra: Why?
Meg: How did you even get back from Vegas!
Alexandra: I have my ways.
Meg: Seriously!
Alexandra: Wheres your father? Home ignoring you.
Meg: No. But Chris!
Chris: What!
Meg: Hurt Alexandra!
Chris: Alexandra! Whats up!
Alexandra: Hey Chris.
Chris: Meg, why do you want me to hurt her?
Meg: She hurt me!
Chris: How?
Meg: She turned lesbian!
Chris: Shes a lesbian?
Alexandra: Chris belive me! I will be your girlfriend.
Chris: Yes!
Meg: Shes like 4 years older than you!
Chris: I dont care.
Alexandra: Yeah Megan.
Meg: I had enough of you Alexandra.
Alexandra: I had enough of you too Meg.
Meg: Should we fight for it!
Chris: No fighting!
Meg: Why not Chris? You know she will lose?
Chris: Come on Alexandra baby lets go.
Meg: Chris stop it. *Pushes Chris's hand off of Alexandras*
Chris: She likes me!
Meg: And she hates me! Who do you like better?
Chris: ALEXANDRA! *Pushes Meg*
Meg: Chris! You are making the wrong descision! Shes a lesbian!
Chris: Yeah right. *Walks out with Alexandra*
Meg: They hooked up fast.
Tommy: *Puts picture of Meg on the punching bag* Hey! Lets hit this picture of Meg!
Meg: Thats childish Tommy.
Tommy: Haha! *Punches the picture* Come join everyone!
Meg: Whatever. You know. I can get revenge with my great fists!
Tommy: Hey Meg!
Meg: *Punches Tommy and he flys out the door and gets hit by a car* WHAT DO YOU WANT TOMMY. HAHA!
Brian: Thank you all for coming today. Today I am going to do magic tricks with my assistant Stewie.
Stewie: Hello everyone.
Brian: And whats the first trick Stewie?
Stewie: Well Brian we are going to do that trick with the box thingy, I dont know. But lets see it!
Brian: *Brings out case* Alright now I will be going in it. *Lays down in the box*
Stewie: And I will be sawing it *Saws box*
Brian: AHHH!
Stewie: What?
Brian: YOU REALLY CUT ME IN HALF.
Stewie: Technical Difficulties! *Punches guy with camera*
*At the Boxing Classes*
Meg: *Punches punching bag* Come on Meg!
Teacher: *Hits Meg from behind and she hist her head on the bag and gets knocked out* What are you doing Meg!
Tommy: Shes...
Teacher: Shes not dead shut up Tommy!
*Next class*
Meg: Everything I do I keep getting knocked out by you freaks!
Teacher: You arent ready then.
Meg: Yes I am!
Teacher: You should know when I am behind you.
Meg: Yes, teach me more.
Teacher: Good.
Meg: *Sits back down* This is stupid.
Chris: No hard feelings Meg.
Meg: CHRIS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!
Chris: I came to learn dojo!
Meg: Its called boxing. This is not karate.
Chris: ITS DOJO! *Punches Meg in the head and knocks her out*
Teacher: No its Boxing Chris.
Chris: Oh.
*Next Class*
Meg: Chris! Why did you punch me yesterday!
Chris: The teacher told me it was Boxing, sorry Meg.
Meg: Thats what I said!
Chris: Whatever Meg.
Meg: Agh! So when are we going to learn dojo. I mean...
Chris: BOXING! *Punches Meg*
*Next Class*
Meg: I cant take this anymore!
Chris: Then leave!
Meg: Chris no one cares!
Chris: Aww...
Meg: Im so pissed off about this!
Chris: Meg, dont be so down.
Meg: I cant! You keep punching me!
Chris: Im sorry.
Teacher: Alright Chris you go against tommy.
Chris: Ok! *Punches Tommy in the testicles*
Tommy: OUCH!
Teacher: Chris good job. *Gives him medal*
Chris: Yay! A medal!
Meg: How come I dont have any medals?
Teacher: Here. *Puts on most knockouts medal on Meg*
Meg: STOP IT! *Punches the teacher in the face and kicks him out of the room* YOU BASTARD! *Locks door*
Chris: Way to go Meg!
Meg: NOW! I AM GOING TO KILL EVERYONE ONE OF YOU.
Chris: REALLY?
Meg: No Chris.
Chris: Alright.
Meg: See Tommy. *Punches Tommy in the face*
Tommy: Whats wrong with you!
Teacher: *Jumps in through the window and Meg knocks him out* Ouch.
Meg: God you are annoying!
Chris: You just knocked out the boxing teacher!
Meg: I know I did! You want to be next!?
Chris: No!
Meg: Good, because I am running this school now!
Tommy: You are going to jail for knocking him out!
Meg: No I am not!
Tommy: *Calls police* A girl just hurt the Boxing master!
Meg: Who are you calling your mommy?
Tommy: No. My lawyers.
Meg: He wanted it!
Chris: Sorry Meg.
Meg: You cant call! *Slaps phone out of his hand*
Tommy: *Jumps on Meg* YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Meg: GET OFF OF ME!
*At another magic show*
Brian: I had to get stiches because of you Stewie!
Stewie: Well sorry for me trying to help you Brian.
Brian: Alright, today I will be holding my breath for a long time! *Goes underwater*
Stewie: He is doing so well. *3 minutes later* Its been 3 minutes. *Looks in box* Hes daed.
Audiance: *Gasps*
Stewie: *Picks up Brian out of the box* Tada!
Brian: *Wakes up and slaps Stewie* What happened?
Audiance: *Claps*
Brian: Thank you very much! We hope you enjoyed the show!
Stewie: Yes! And goodnight America!
Brian: So Long! Farewell!
*At the Boxing Class*
Meg: *Punching the bag* DIE!
Alexandra: *Walks in* Is this the right class?
Meg: Alexandra!
Alexandra: Hello Megan. Where is the teacher?
Meg: Outside.
Alexandra: So thats who that hobo outside is.
Meg: Yes.
Alexandra: Well Megan. I guess I will have to call the police because I expected a boxing class.
Meg: Get out of here Alex!
Alexandra: Why?
Meg: How did you even get back from Vegas!
Alexandra: I have my ways.
Meg: Seriously!
Alexandra: Wheres your father? Home ignoring you.
Meg: No. But Chris!
Chris: What!
Meg: Hurt Alexandra!
Chris: Alexandra! Whats up!
Alexandra: Hey Chris.
Chris: Meg, why do you want me to hurt her?
Meg: She hurt me!
Chris: How?
Meg: She turned lesbian!
Chris: Shes a lesbian?
Alexandra: Chris belive me! I will be your girlfriend.
Chris: Yes!
Meg: Shes like 4 years older than you!
Chris: I dont care.
Alexandra: Yeah Megan.
Meg: I had enough of you Alexandra.
Alexandra: I had enough of you too Meg.
Meg: Should we fight for it!
Chris: No fighting!
Meg: Why not Chris? You know she will lose?
Chris: Come on Alexandra baby lets go.
Meg: Chris stop it. *Pushes Chris's hand off of Alexandras*
Chris: She likes me!
Meg: And she hates me! Who do you like better?
Chris: ALEXANDRA! *Pushes Meg*
Meg: Chris! You are making the wrong descision! Shes a lesbian!
Chris: Yeah right. *Walks out with Alexandra*
Meg: They hooked up fast.
Tommy: *Puts picture of Meg on the punching bag* Hey! Lets hit this picture of Meg!
Meg: Thats childish Tommy.
Tommy: Haha! *Punches the picture* Come join everyone!
Meg: Whatever. You know. I can get revenge with my great fists!
Tommy: Hey Meg!
Meg: *Punches Tommy and he flys out the door and gets hit by a car* WHAT DO YOU WANT TOMMY. HAHA!