Douglas Has Disappeared

Chapter 2

By Shadowgate

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Bluecap said "oh man I would be grounded for life if I stood up in class and told everyone to shut the fuck up."

Kyle said "my mom would be pissed at me for sure."

Bluecap said "I may have two mommies but that doesn't mean there's no discipline in the house. Don't believe that bullshit from church ministers that gays won't discipline their kids."

Emily came out and said "he's been missing for 24 hours and I'm scared. His foster parents are scared as well."

Cartman and Heidi show up and Cartman says "I heard it on my police scanner radio. I'll tell you if he had better friends maybe he wouldn't have run away."

Kyle said to Cartman with seething rage "fat boy you can relate to him because you know what it's like to lose a dad."

Cartman said "I also know what it's like to lose a friend to homosexuality."

Kyle said "we were never close buddies Cartman. Oh and now you hang out with Heidi who's pissed she can't date Bluecap. Cartman you're an opportunist and manipulation is always your agenda."

Bluecap cuts in "no his agenda is to get his fat ass whooped like dead meat in a butcher shop."

Emily yelled "YOU ALL THIS ISN'T HELPING!"

Officer Barbrady comes and asks "do any of you know of any secret hiding spots where he might be?"

Heidi said "Cartman let's just go since we have nothing to offer in the investigation."

Bluecap and Kyle give mean stares as Heidi and Cartman walk away.

Bluecap then answers Officer Barbrady's question "there's an old warehouse by the Super-Wal-Mart and I know that's a private spot for him."

That's when they went straight there. Luckily they found him cold, shivering, and disoriented.

Bluecap said "Douglas I think it's time they put you on medication for your problems."

Douglas and Bluecap hugged but Douglas mumbled a bit. An ambulance was called and Douglas was kept overnight for observation.

The next night was a big school party to celebrate the fact that there had been no suicides through the entire school year. Bluecap and Kyle were commended for finding Douglas and preventing his potential suicide.

Upon leaving the school dance Kyle stopped and said "I have to piss."

Bluecap said "you'll have to use the workman's portable potties."

When Kyle opened the door to use the portable shitter he found Cartman and Heidi making out.

Kyle said "well you two losers have sunken as low as the Westboro Baptist Church.

THE END