Great Greek Gods, may you bless me with reviews and favorites and follows while I am plodding through the thick mud of writing fanfiction. It will really cheer me up!
I thank the first person who had reviewed, JuStMeThEfreAk, because it really brightened up my day! Also, I thank people who had followed and favorited because you can't give up on my fail-story yet...please? -Puppy eyes-
Teacher-like comments are welcome...because what teachers do is help you improve, right? And contructive critism is welcome, along with flames for my roasted chicken! (Did you forget?)
And for the story to be enjoyable, I'd like some of you...only if you can and want (no forcing!)...to type down some comedic, funny jokes, teasing, and action for me to use because, well, sometimes my head can be blank, ne? I'll try my best to use all of them.
One more thing? Before we continue...I have a question I'd like you all to answer if you can.
Chapter 2 Question: Do you want romance? (Yes or No question)
Just type out your anwer like that:
C2Q Ans: Yes/No (only 1)
The Genres are actually Humor and Adventure, not Humor and Horror, I don't think that fits...I mean, urg, how can stuff be funny if you're scared? Unless it has something to do with clumsiness.
-Goes to corner to think-
I didn't know what my clumsy fingers did to my oddball laptop and change the genre, so please :( don't mind the genre changing. If it happens again.
The True Deal Genres are, once again: Humor and Adventure
Thank you all once again, and this time never will I give up on the story! Never! Read & Review, brighten my day, and I'll give you an Akatsuki/Akatsukitten virtual plushie of your choice!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor the Akatsuki, so credits goes to the right people. I do own my 5 OC and probably the plot...
The Highway To Hell
Chapter 2: The Randomness A Naming Ceremony Can Give To You
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What's App (Application)
Group Chat: Suenagaku
(Meaning: Forever)
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Kyohaku Takahashi (Kyo) Online~
Carrelin Robrila (Carrel) Online~
Tsukiko Miterashi (Tsuki, Koko) Offline~
Izumi Yoshida (Izu) Offline~
Arashi Namida (Ara) Online~
Kyo: Ara-san, u & Izu r coming 2 my house 2day rite?
Ara: Yeah, Ik what u thinking now. Srry we took so long.
Kyo: Why? Koko is pacing round and round the house now...waiting
Ara: That impatient bitch... w8 4 like...2-5 mins and we arriving kay?
Kyo: I curious...why u all took so long
Carrel: Yea, u left earlier than us! Why haven't reach yet
Ara: ...
Carrel: ? ... ?
Ara: We had to fetch a present
Kyo: Huh? Wait, wha-?
Arashi Namida is offline~
Kyo: Wad present? Know anything 'bout it, Carrel?
Carrel: They left us in the dark again! No, I dunno! Humph!
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The Takahashi Household
3rd Person P.O.V
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(Note: The Akatsuki's conversation will be in bold)
Carrelin huffed, slamming her phone down on the table. "Why did they keep us in the dark, again?" She almost yelled.
Kyohaku, who was snuggling, chin half-buried into her favorite pillow merely gave a shrug that would satisfy no one.
"I guess we're going to have to find out soon, yes? No?" She said, hands inching towards the long block that is the remote control. "Now, before we start anything again, I'm going to want to continue my show (Naruto, of course) from where I left o-"
The familiar melody of flutes echoed throughout the living room.
Kyohaku slumped, tossing her pillow angrily towards the perfectly painted walls. "Not again!" She growled.
"Boo-hoo, starry-girl, go get the door now~" Carrel sang, pleased.
Kyohaku produced a low growl from her throat and stomped towards the wooden door, kicking it open to vent her frustrations.
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"OOOOOooooffffff!" The screech sent an uncomfortable silence active.
"oopsie..." Kyohaku muttered, turning redder and redder by the minute.
"Kyohaku, came back here, I'm going to freaking kill you!"
Carrelin's eyes narrowed, trailing after Kyohaku, who was making a mad dash for her room. "Throw your hands back, girlie, you can't advance far like that!" She corrected her friend.
Typical...typical...normal Dramatic Friday afternoon. And all because of a broken nose.
"U-uh, I'm alright, guys?" Izumi said suddenly, stumbling around and holding a large dented cardboard box in hand.
"C-can we tat-talk about the p-present?"
She looked hilarious. Half an hour ago and Carrel remembered she had neatly groomed auburn ringlets that were now messed completely and sticking out everywhere. An a lopsided nose with blood still dangling down her nostrils.
At least...Carrel thought she was funny. Her face puffed up and she slapped her hand towards her mouth to silent her mad giggling.
"Whats all that noise, un?" Deidara meowed from inside the box.
"They are laughing at your art, (brat) (Deidara-sempai please don't be sad!)" Said Sasori and Tobi in stereo along with some extras.
"What did you say, Sasori-danna, Tobi," Deidara drew himself to his full height. "I can't very well hear you."
"They you must be deaf, brat, probably because the explosions
spoilt your eardrums." Suggested Sasori in his bored drawl.
...And Tobi - "Tobi is a good boy!"
"You! Art is fleeting and I am most certainly not deaf, danna, un."
"Art is eternal. Your art is not true art."
"Fleeting!"
"Eternal!"
"Art is a bang!"
"Art is everlasting,"
"Fleeting!"
"Eternal!"
"Flee-"
"Tobi is a good boy!"
Crash! Bam! Bam! Crash!
"Come back here, Tobi, un!"
Crash! Bam! Crash! Boom!
Maybe we'll skip that part...
"Where's Tsukiko?" Izumi mumbled.
"Uh...hehehe...uh, oops! I locked her in the toilet!" Carrel stuffed her fist in her mouth to stop the mad laughter emitted from it as she darted towards the toilet, tripped over her own legs, and faceplanted her face in the maple colored wooden planks.
"Bwahahahahaa!" She giggled and gaged.
Izumi wiped her blood off her sleeve and sighed, placing the box just beside the dinning table and muttered unknowingly, "Don't worrry kitties, you might feel uncomfortable, but you're gonna be let out soon."
"Tobi calls dips on ice!" Huh...?
"What the hell, un?! This is helll!"
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Takahashi Household
Timeskip: 14 Mins Later
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"Kay~ I managed to get out Tsukiko! She's fine!" Called Carrel.
The rest of the group were settled on the carpetless floor of the dinning room, eyeing each other, some rather wearily.
Carreli flashed them all a smiled and dragged her disgruntled looked friend to join the circle.
"Kay~ So what's the present?" Carrel yelled.
Her question was ignored because Tsukiko had snatched the box away from prying hands and unfolded the flaps, peering in.
When she realized there were live beings in there, she glared, her gaze literally scorching the kitties' fur with the intensity. Or not...
"Fuck this bitch! I will sacrifise her to Jashin!" (A/N: Guess who?)
One leap was all it took, for Hidan to be able to cling onto her fingers.
The girl, surprised and shocked, threw the box in the air, shaking her fingers away from the tiny body.
And...therefore scattering kittens everywhere.
"Koko!? Are you-mmphf!" Izumi called before a cat tail slapped across her face, leaving a slightly visble red mark.
"It's raining kittiies~Whooohoooo!" Carrel lept up, grinning from ear to ear as she tried to grab whatever she could.
Most of the members had forgotten Tsukiko's wrestling with the Jashinist, believer of a fiction god.
And he was flung to the winder. "Fuck you bitch!"
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Takahashi Household
Timeskip: 30mins
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It took them 30 minutes to gather the kittens, let alone evenly distribute them until each girl have had 2 kittens each.
"E-erhmm...let the naming ceremony begin!" Yelled Arashi.
"What the fuck is that bitch talking about!" Protested Hidan
"They do not know we are humans. They will treat us as pets and name us. Since we are helpless right now, we need to gain their trust. Do NOT provoke them, Hidan." Pein ordered, explaining.
"Fuck you!" Hidan yowled, before realizing he was being lifted up and met eye to eye with a scowling girl.
"I will name him first." She said monotonously. "I shall name this kitten, be it girl or boy, Kat Whore..But it can be called both Princess Katty and Fucking Whore. Okay?"
She ignored the protests from an enraged kitty and the snickers? From some -no, most- of its companions.
The minute the cat was on the ground, it was once again snatched up by a grinning Carrel who yelled in his ears, "Hail the Princess Whore!"
Awkward silence...
"Damn you, bitches! I'm not a fucking whore, dang it!"
"Hahahahaha, Princess Whore, un, fits you, Hidan, hm!"
"Tobi is a good boy!"
Ignore the kittens and let us continue, shall we?
Izumi smiled and held up Deidara. "I will name him, kay?"
She examined the blonde kit, eyeing the patch of blonde fur over its eyes interestedly.
"Reminds me of someone..."
"Hoo..whooo?" Echoed Carrel.
"I shall dub this kitten Barbie!"
"What, un, is that a girl's name?" Deidara murmured. "At least it's not as bad as Kat Whore."
And he is wrong, for the girls imediately echoed in stereo:
"I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!"
"They called you a doll, brat," Even Sasori couldn't help but snicker.
Deidara didn't take it too nicely either, screeching, "When I get back to my human form again I will blow ya all to pieces!"
"Hey," Izumi said smiling, "I think baby barbie's crying..."
...And the whole house exploded. Well, with laughter. Poor fountain girl didn't know whats so funny. (Nor do I...)
Deidara, now dubbed as Barbie stalked to the emo corner and sulked.
Arashi smiled, picking up a hyperactive kitten by its scruff. "I think this one's the best one yet, you know, its kinda cute." She announced. "Therefore something sweet will work. Like...Lollipop! For its face!"
And she let the newly dubbed Lollipop down, where it imediately bounded to Deidara and said, "Deidara sempai, Tobi likes his name. Lo-lli-pop! Deid – Barbie sempai-"
"Shut up, Tobi, un!"
"I think it my turn. Right?" Kyohaku asked quietly, looking at the two kittens she had. One was midnight black in color, which was normal. But it had eyes that changes from black to red to black and so on...
She snatched it up imediately.
"I dunno what name fits this kitty."
Carrel smiled innocently. "It looks blackish. And emo."
"Hmm...emo is right," Kyohaku said, "But can cats really be emo?"
Kisame snickered at her comment. "You'd be surprised."
"Hn."
"Oh well...I gues Nightmare wouldn't be a bad name but that's for horses. Uh...Midnight, Toboe, and Emo are fitting too..."
"How about!" Izumi jumped up, waving her hands in excitement, "D-"
"I got it!" Kyohaku interrupted, annoyed. "Weasel. This little emo, eye-switching–colors bastard with midnight black hair will be called Weasel."
She let Weasel leap down, watching it join an arritated but Sulking Deidara in the emo corner.
"Well, in life, we can't please everyone." She said smirking.
"Cheer up, Itachi-san. At least you get the meaning of your name for a name." Kisame offered, trying not to laugh. No effect on his laughing cells whatsoever. Few cats and humans began to snicker.
"Hn."
Carrelin jumped up and down, happy, waving an irritated orange tom in the air, before loosening her grip and watching it hit its head on the leg of the table. The cat looked dazed.
Carrel snickered. "Pain. Its painful isn't it?" She said, trying to contain her giggles. "So you shall be named Pain."
After hearing the ridiculous names given to Akatsuki members, he felt lucky to be getting a name which was like...Bull's Eye. Pein/ Pain knew imediately that he had forgiven the girl.
"Now its back to me." Tsukiko sighed. The cat she was holding eyed her warily, already she was given a bad reputation for naming. Nobody forgotten Kat Whore, that name. She glared back.
"You're name will be Stitches because of your stich-like markings."
Kakuzu imediately crashed in the emo corner to sulk, muttering about how she hadn't given him money because of the bad naming.
Well...duh. Who could give cats their money? Especially not money obsessed cats, that's for sure.
Izumi grinned, holding up the rusty red colored cat that was limp in her hands. "Like this name, kitty, Marionette."
It wasn't too bad. Deidara hurled himself to his danna, unable to believe the puppet master's good luck.
"Unfair!" He protested.
"Well that just proves art is eternal, brat."
"How does it prove anything!" Deidara scowled.
"It proves that art is eternal."
"Art is fleeting!"
"Then why is both our names have something to do with puppets and dolls, brat?"
"..."
"Back to me!" Arashi cheerfully said. Zetsu was hopping for his own name. Though he heard it, he didn't get it...
"This one looks like the cannibalistic plant guy from Naruto!" She exclaimed, throwing one hand up.
"Yes! I soooo agree! Poor kitty got dyed!"
"Zetsu cosplayer."
"Tee-hee, I know what to name him! Checker!"
"Too bad, maybe we'd get a better name next time. I am going to eat this girl! She'll taste yummy."
"Fishsticks."
"Wha? What are you talking about, Kyo-chan?"
"This one is called Fishstick – the – third – from – the – world – of -fishes. The end." Annouced Kyohaku, her voice even.
"Huh?!"
From their point of view, they could see the kits suddenly stiffen up, shaking uncontrollably with laughter?
"Can cats laugh?"
"Dunno."
Kisame, with his head down, padded silently towards the emo corner, joining his partner.
And the indication that his partner knew of his pressence?
"Hn."
Life sucks.
"This one's soooo pretty!" Carrel said. "Its the only girl too! To mark her patience of being with a bunch of guys, beauty, cuteness, and best of all, tolerance, I shall dub you Origami."
Cue sweatdrops.
"But we can just call her Ori."
Konan lept down and joined Pein, satisfied with her name that had so much to do with her ability.
"Welcome?" Izumi said and suddenly the girls all grinned, with the exception to Tsukiko who scowled, like a maniac.
"Three..." Carrel began the countdown.
The girls all whisked the kittens back to their hands and held them up.
"Two!" Izumi said smiling.
They all tensed up, watching the kittens struggle in their grip.
"One!" The last three girls finished and they all tossed the kittens into the air.
"Welcome to Suenagaku, our group!" They chimed together, leaping away so as to avoid screeching, yowling and flying kittens.
Well, thats all for today. I tried to cram in all the humor I could think of in this chapter, but since I'm the author, I cannot jolly well tell. Sorry! Please R&R, Obsessed is gonna log out!
Bye bye and see you all the next chapter!~