CHAPTER 2
This chapter has almost no relevance to the story whatsoever. I just came up with this and thought it would be funny.
Sion Barzahd woke up with a start. He got up, poured himself a cup of HI-C and a bowl of Extra Crunchy Sugar Lumps, and sat down to eat.
"What the hell does that mean that I woke up with a start?" He asks himself. "Does it mean that I was awake before I woke up and then woke up? Or does it mean that I started waking up before I woke up? But that kind of goes without saying, doesn't it? Hmmm.
He pondered this for a few hours while he waited for the author ( That's me by the way) to stop pondering a question. He didn't even have an author ( Me again) during lunch. All the while he was just staring down at his alphabet soup when he noticed that one of the A's had sort of deformed and combined with a D. He recognized that shape, but what was it? Ducky! That was it! His soup looked like his rubber duck! (Now that's a sentence you won't hear every day)He got so excited he almost knocked over his spill- less mug with the BIG handle. This was just such wonderful news that he had to go and tell the other Bouncers.
Later at the "Fate" Bar.
"It's a sign I know it, Ducky's coming back to me!" He yells to the other bouncers.
"YOU FUCKING IDIOT! Yells Volt, "YOUR FUCKING SOUP IS NOT FUCKING TALKING TO YOU!" *Under his breath* "Dumb fuck."
"Uh, watch your language, says Kou, "There are females present."
"OH GREAT NOW YOU'RE SEXIST TOO, HUH? Screams Dominique as she storms out the door.
"She got mad at me when she found I wasn't all that good at…uh…you know." *Makes pumping motions with his arms*
"EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW."
"Hey, that happened once in this movie I saw on T.V. Did you know you can get movies on your T.V. just by pressing a button?"
"Uh I don't think those were free," Kou informs him, "Heck, I get those movies all the time and I get hit up with tons of charges."
"I don't get charged for mine," Says Volt, "I just go through Kou's window and watch them there."
"YOU FUCK."
Well that's it. I'm sorry I haven't had anything good lately I've just been experiencing some writers block. I'm also stupid but that's not the point. Please R&R.
This chapter has almost no relevance to the story whatsoever. I just came up with this and thought it would be funny.
Sion Barzahd woke up with a start. He got up, poured himself a cup of HI-C and a bowl of Extra Crunchy Sugar Lumps, and sat down to eat.
"What the hell does that mean that I woke up with a start?" He asks himself. "Does it mean that I was awake before I woke up and then woke up? Or does it mean that I started waking up before I woke up? But that kind of goes without saying, doesn't it? Hmmm.
He pondered this for a few hours while he waited for the author ( That's me by the way) to stop pondering a question. He didn't even have an author ( Me again) during lunch. All the while he was just staring down at his alphabet soup when he noticed that one of the A's had sort of deformed and combined with a D. He recognized that shape, but what was it? Ducky! That was it! His soup looked like his rubber duck! (Now that's a sentence you won't hear every day)He got so excited he almost knocked over his spill- less mug with the BIG handle. This was just such wonderful news that he had to go and tell the other Bouncers.
Later at the "Fate" Bar.
"It's a sign I know it, Ducky's coming back to me!" He yells to the other bouncers.
"YOU FUCKING IDIOT! Yells Volt, "YOUR FUCKING SOUP IS NOT FUCKING TALKING TO YOU!" *Under his breath* "Dumb fuck."
"Uh, watch your language, says Kou, "There are females present."
"OH GREAT NOW YOU'RE SEXIST TOO, HUH? Screams Dominique as she storms out the door.
"She got mad at me when she found I wasn't all that good at…uh…you know." *Makes pumping motions with his arms*
"EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW."
"Hey, that happened once in this movie I saw on T.V. Did you know you can get movies on your T.V. just by pressing a button?"
"Uh I don't think those were free," Kou informs him, "Heck, I get those movies all the time and I get hit up with tons of charges."
"I don't get charged for mine," Says Volt, "I just go through Kou's window and watch them there."
"YOU FUCK."
Well that's it. I'm sorry I haven't had anything good lately I've just been experiencing some writers block. I'm also stupid but that's not the point. Please R&R.