Welcome back everyone. We know that Ken is wrong about it all being a conspiracy but that just makes it funnier. Enjoy and review.
First Day of School
Ken stepped into school. He looked around the hall. It seemed normal but anything involving a conspiracy seemed normal.
"Okay, time to start investigating!" He muttered. He had a Southern U.S. accent having gotten it from his maternal grandpa whom he had spent too much time with! Then he saw Heidi. "But first, some quick hitting on the hot redhead!" He walked over to her only to freeze up and walk away. Ken should have thought about what he was going to say. "On second thought, just investigating."
What was Ken going to do? He was going to question Randy Cunningham. Start with questioning Randy and then investigate his claims! After three minutes, he found Randy… with that fat tub of lard Howard.
"Hey, Ken, Bruce sunglasses!" Randy's comment confused Ken. He just stood there with his head turned a bit to the side and a raised eyebrow. "Uh, cool sunglasses?"
"Oh, thanks." And with that, Ken took of his lens. What he was wearing was just his glasses with magnetic sunglasses lens attached. "Okay Costello, take a walk. Me and Abbott need to talk." Randy and Howard both looked at each other. Who was who? This resulted in Ken face palming. "Howard… take a walk… me and Randy need to talk."
"Then why didn't you just say that?" Ken glared in response. "Right leaving." Howard left thinking that Ken was weird.
With Howard gone, Ken tapped Randy on the shoulder. "Okay, R.C. tell me why do you all think there is a ninja?"
"Because the Ninja has protected Norrisville High for eight hundred years!" Ken rolled his eyes and slapped Randy in the face. "What the juice was that for?"
"Will you listen to yourself? A Japanese assassin that has been defending this school before Columbus even discovered the New World?" Were the people behind this conspiracy a bunch of idiots? Ken then slapped Randy across the face again. Randy looked around wondering why Ken was slapping him across the face. "And three centuries after Ulfsson discovered the New World!" Once more Ken slapped Randy across the face. "And it was China, not Japan, who is hypothesized to have discovered the New World in 1421!"
"Why do you keep slapping me? Are you crazy?" Randy's question was met with, once again, Ken slapping him in the face.
"No, Randy, I am completely sane and can see through your fallacies!" Ken took off his glasses and looked Randy in the eye. "You can't fool me! I know this all part of some money making conspiracy! Now who started it?"
Randy took a close look at Ken's right eye. What was up with it? Why was there a tic in it? "Are you sure you're not crazy? And what the juice is up with your eye?"
Ken backed away. It was just a little bit on pink eye, nothing more nothing less. "I've questioned you and you give me nonsense!" Ken then walked away in search of someone else to get information from.