Ch.2!!!! Here's something new!

Ya! Lol. I hope you all enjoy the story it's going to have so much funny and twisted stuff through out it so have fun and keep on reading. (Note: may get a bit confusing because I switch between different POV's a lot.)

The next Morning

Clarisse's POV:

It was 7:00 in the morning on a Friday and it had been an extremely long plain ride all the way from the states, but I'm excited to finally see my brother that I haven't seen in five years ever since I went to college in the states. I got on the train that led to where Howard worked. I finally found an empty compartment on the train with the huge suitcase I had with me, got my Zune out of my backpack, and started to listen to the mix of goth rock, rock / pop, classic rock, and electro pop. I gazed at my mp3 player to see that Gary Numan's "cars" was playing. It was a classic and a good song too. I would be on the train for the next three hours so I better just making the best of it.

Three hours later

The train stopped and every one on it was getting off. I turned of her mp3 player in the middle of a Birthday Massacre song and threw it into my backpack, put my backpack on, and grabbed my suitcase. I walked through the hallway of the train and got off. I looked around and saw that I was on a big sidewalk. Then I spotted a sign shaped like an arrow that said "this way to the zooniverse". I follow the arrows for ten minutes and then saw the gate to the zoo. I paid to get in and walked through the gate. I realized that I forget to tell Howard to meet me somewhere I could easily find him. "Shit." I though "how will I find him? This zoo is huge." Then I looked over near a large cage far away and Saw Howard and some guy with nice hair talking to an ugly redheaded girl. The girl walked away and I walked up to them.

Ten Minutes earlier

Vince's POV:

"Howard it's been a half an hour, can't we just go and do something else?" I asked. We were just standing around in front of the elephant exhibit doing nothing.

"No. We have to wait here near the entrance so she can find us." I signed. There was no arguing with Howard. He can be so stubborn at times. Then a girl cam walking up to us. She was hideous. She had fizzy red hair and she was wearing an ugly tan dress and flip-flops. Damn, I thought Howard said she was pretty. The girl walked up to Howard.

"Excuse me; do you know where the gift shop is?". "Yes" I thought to myself "thank god that wasn't Howard's sister."

"Yes. It's down that path other there and just take a left, then a right, and it should be right there."

"Alright, thanks." the girl walked away. Then I saw another girl walked towards us, and she was gorgeous. She had her long slightly curly medium brown hair that reached half way down her back, parted to the right. She was extremely pale with bright blue eyes. She was thin with a full hourglass shape. She was wearing black hoodie with a fitted black low-cut t-shirt with faded jeans and sneakers. She had a big backpack with her and was lugging a huge suitcase. She looked at Howard and I and ran towards us and she dropped her stuff and jumped on Howard giving him a huge bear hug.

"Howard! I've missed you so much!" they hugged each other while Howard spun around still hugging her. Luckily I was able to dodge her feet from hitting me in the face.

"Clarisse! You've grown, how have you been?"

"I'm doing great. How about you?"

"I'm doing pretty good". I cleared my throat and they both looked toward me. Howard let her down and she fixed her shirt. "Oh, I almost forgot; Vince this is my sister Clarisse Moon, and Clarisse this is my best mate and co-worked Vince Noir."

"Hello, nice to meet you" she said while shaking my hand.

"Nice to meet you too.". I looked at her closer. She had an oval face that looked like Audrey Hepburn, well except for her blue eyes and the slight amount freckles. She had six or eight rings on both of her hands together, had four piercing in each ear, and was wearing a black choker and a silver necklace with a pendant that was a black and silver coffin. "I like your jewelry" I randomly blurted out. She giggled a bit.

"Thanks."

Five minutes earlier

Bainbridge's POV:

'Knock, knock, knock' I herd coming from the door.

"Who the hell is it?!" I yelled.

"It's bobby bob bob king of the doughnut people. Can you unlock the door?". I put my binoculars down and walked over to the door and let him in. "hey Bainbridge, what are you doing in my office with the door locked?…is it nasty, naughty, and fun?" he then got that stupid smile on his face that always makes me sick.

"Shut up." I punched in the face and he fell backwards but got back up just as fast. "I'm spying on Howard Moon and that weird wife of his, so as soon as his sister arrives I can be there to laugh." I chuckled as I put my binoculars back up to my eyes and looked out the window in Fossil's office [the one from the episode 'Charlie']. I then saw the ugliest women I have ever seen walk up to them. "Ha! I knew she would show up sometime!". I put my binoculars down and ran out of Fossil's office. I have to get there before they walked off so I can make fun of her in front of Howard and laugh. I ran through the zoo at full speed to get there and stopped. The woman that was talking to Moon was at the gift shop. Oh well, she would be heading off back to Howard soon so I can laugh at her after laughing at Moon. I quickly walked down to around where Moon was and I saw Him and his ugly girlfriend talking to a lovely and fascinating creature. She was stunning, and she was stuck being near those two. I straighten out my jacket and walked towards them.

One minutes earlier

Clarisse's POV:

"So what type of music to you listen to?" Vince asked

"I listen to a lot of stuff. Classic rock, pop/rock, goth rock, industrial, indie rock, and electro pop just to name a few."

"So I guess you don't listen to what your brother listens to then."

"Hell no, I don't listen to jazz or jazz funk." Vince started laughing hysterically.

"Shut up Vince." Howard said.

"I do tolerate it though, I had to because that's all he listened to growing up or when he visited me and spent time with me before college."

"Wait, you visited her through out knowing me but never told me about her?" Vince asked Howard.

"Well what did you think I did on weekends or days off from the zoo?"

"I thought you were Stalking Mrs. Gideon." Howard gave Vince a look.

"That reminds me", I said, "You have to introduce me to her and every one else here."

"well, about that…. Well you see, yesterday I-"

"Moon. Why you torturing in this ravishing young women with your boring conversations?" someone said from far away. I looked to see a man walk up to our circle and stood between me and Howard, and looked at Howard. He was wearing a navy blue jacket with a yellow turtleneck sweater under it and tan slacks.

"What are you doing here?" Howard asked.

"I was just about to save this poor visitor from one of your boring conversations about Jazz." Howard glared at him. He then looked at me.

"Oh, how rude of me. I'm Dixon Bainbridge; man of action, famous explorer, and owner of the zoo". He extended his hand. I go to shake is hand but he gently holds my hand up and kisses it. I giggle slightly and blush. "Do you have a pretty name to match that pretty face of yours?" I blush even more and it's really noticeable and Howard started giving me a weird look.

"Clarisse" I manage to say.

"ah, Clarisse. What's your last name miss?"

"Moon."

"ah, so it's Clarisse Moo-" He stops and looks at me, then Howard, then looks back and forth at us for at least a minute. "Wait. Your related to HIM?" He says while pointing at Howard. He seemed really shocked.

"She's my sister" Howard said in a stern voice.

"I see… So what are you doing for the rest of the day Miss Moon?"

"well, Howard said he was going to take me around the town and help me find a job because I just got out of college."

"Nonsense.", Dixon said, "There's a job opening here that you could have. Do you have a résumé?"

Vince's POV:

"um, yeah. I have it right here in my backpack." Clarisse responds. She took her backpack off her back, placed it on the ground, got on her knees, and started looking through her bag. I watched while she bended over and mumbled while searching through her bag. I could slightly see her bright red lacey knickers riding up from her jeans. I think Bainbridge notice too because we were both leaning closer to each other while looking. Howard was glaring at both of us furiously.

"Do you think her bra matches?" I whisper to Bainbridge.

"I don't know but it would be so sweet if they did." He whispered back. We both chuckled. It looked like she found it so we both stopped looking. She stood up and fixed her hair and handed it to Bainbridge. He looked through it and looked up back her.

"You have so many credentials Miss Moon. You Majored in ecology and biology, and you have minor degrees in entomology and math. Outstanding. I think you would be perfect for being assistant manager and head zoo keeper. The job just requires overseeing everything at the zoo, paper work, and other things such as that."

"wow, thank you Mr. Bainbridge. I don't know what do say." Clarisse responded

"you don't have to say anything." he smiled at her and she blushed. I got pretty pissed. She should be blushing at me.

"wow. I can't believe I already have a job. Now all that's left on the list of things Howard has to help me with is finding an apartment."

"Well, most of the employees live here and I think there is a vacant cabin. How about you and I go through the paper work." He bent his arm and held it up to hers. "Shall we?" She links arms with him. And starts walking away.

"Bye Howard, I'll see you later and it was nice meeting you Vince." she quickly turned her head and said while walking away with Bainbridge.

"I can not fucking believe this." Howard slowly says while in shock by watching them walk away.

"About what? The fact that your Little sister that is seven years younger than you AND is your superior AND she just barely started working here?"

"well, that and the fact he's fucking hitting on my own sister." He got really pissed. "Damn it, I hate Dixon Bainbridge!".

"Well his IS taking your sister to his office "alone"".

"Shut up Vince."

"She did blush a lot when he kissed her hand and hit on her."

"shut up Vince! If you say One. More. THING. I will leave you here and I will locked the door to the cabin and make you sleep in the jungle room!"

"…do you think her bra matches her Knickers? Bainbridge and I think so." Howard's hands tightened into fists and he stormed away. I laughed at him, then I realized what he just did. "oh shit. Howard! Don't lock me out! The mod wolves turned Goth! They won't listen to me anymore!" I ran after him so I could calm him down.