Pairings: one sided Lucy x everyone
Rated: k
Genre: Humor, Romance
Lucy woke up. "What a sunny day!" She didn't know the horror that awaited her. The rich girl walked out of her bed, where Aries attended her. "Sorry if I did it incorrectly." Lucy sobbed. "You sound so sad. Aries sobbed. "I made you cry." In midst of all the sobbing, Loke walked up to Lucy. "I've always had a crush on you. Be my girl?" Lucy thought about it for a minute before she ran out because she was late. "Hey Lucy, can I date you?" Asked Gray. Lucy ran past him. When she reached school, she spoke to her best friend. "Natsu! Everyone has a crush on me." "I do too." Natsu said as he clenched his fist. Lucy ran away in fear. After all, you would be scared if everyone had a crush on you. She bumped into Jellal. "Oh, uh hi Lucy. I kind of have a crush on you." Lucy ran again. She started sobbing. "Why does everyone like me?" "Gihi. Why ya crying, bunny girl? If it helps ys better, I'll admit I like ya!" Lucy shrieked and ran off again. "Was it something I said?" Gajeel wondered. Panting, and with a heavy heart, Lucy ran to Fairy Hills. Girls can't have a crush on other girls, right? When she ran to Fairy Hills, Erza and Juvia were fighting. "Lucy is Juvia's!" "Lucy is mine!" She ran to the top of mount Everest with a microphone. "Stop your cruel joke!" She yelled. "What joke?" Everyone asked. "The one where you all pretend to like me." Everyone giggled nervously. "Ha ha, yeah, that totally was a joke." Lucy sighed in relief. Good thing her life was back to perfect. Too bad 9 years later, everyone thought they stood a chance with her and the same thing happened again.