Hey guys I am motivated as fuck for some reason so here you go another chapter for this story! Please enjoy and I take criticism for where I need to improve! 0u0 Please enjoy this chapter and I really got to stop working on things all at once 0-0 Oh well Enjoy~
=== KEEP BEING JOHN
Well we never stopped being him but okay.
You look to your side to see the ever popular and cool Dave Strider still by your side and you don't know if he's looking at you too or if he's looking forward and fuck how you want to rip those shades off his face just so you can see his eyes but he always insists that he keeps them on and not to touch them.
What's his deal with those shades anyway?
You suppress a sigh as the both of you walk to your first class which happens to be biology your favorite subject. Dave on the other hand groans and goes on about how much he hates biology and that you're going to do all his work for him.
Like you were going to do shit for him
''Dave no I will not do your work'' You tell him when he finally finishes his speech of how you're going to do his work and shit. ''But why not that's what wives do'' wow you can't believe it Dave is actually whining to you the infamous Dave Strider is whining to you wow you need a camera, but alas you don't have one.
''Dave are you whining to me?''
''What no cool kids don't whine''
''Sounds like this cool kid does though'' you tease having quite a lot of fun of making fun of him even though you knew it was rude but who fucking cared right now! You know you didn't. ''John just no'' Dave says looking you straight in the eye. OR YOU FUCKING THINK THOSE DAMN SHADES ARE IN THE MOTHERUCKING WAY THOUGH.
''But yes Dave''
''But no John''
''Yes''
''No''
''Yes''
''No''
You can't help but giggle a bit because this is just ridiculous now. Dave on the other hand seems to be dead serious about getting you to say no instead but like you'd ever do that. Yea you're just going to say no or this was going to go on forever.
''Okay Dave you win''
''When don't I?''
Shit you had been talking to Dave for so long you didn't even fucking notice the two of you were just standing outside the door that leads to the classroom damn that's just sort of embarrassing if you ask me. You feel your cheeks heat up a bit but before Dave could say anything you open the door and quickly walk towards your desk.
=== BE DAVE
You are now Dave and you are pretty sure you just saw John blushing, or at least you think. Man he could be really weird. You shrug to yourself giving up on ever knowing and walk into the classroom. As soon as you do your crowded by people you don't fucking know.
You suppress a sigh since cool kids don't fucking sigh. You always knew and caught up with the fact that people thought you were cool and shit and you were okay with that at first, but then they began treating you like a king and if someone bumped into you they'd beat the shit out of them and ugh…
They also don't fucking let you hang out with your best bro John since there always there and you knew John hated being around large crowds. If you calculate correctly this means that you don't exactly get to hang out with him in any of the classes you have with him but you hope he's okay with that.
You really highly doubt it.
Oh look the teacher's here telling all of you to sit down huh how funny you were just about to fucking do that. You walk towards your desk all of the bitches scattering away and towards their desk. You look over at John who is writing away something in his notebook.
Fuck you hated this class.
*Time Skip*
Jesus Christ will these people ever leave you alone?
You are still Dave and you are currently in the cafeteria surrounded by sluts and idiots. You look over your shoulder to see John eating with Jade, Rose, and Kanaya. Fuck you wanted to go over there with people you ACTUALLY KNEW but these bozos weren't letting you.
Fuck.
=== BE THE GIRL WITH LONG BLACK MESSY HAIR
You are now the girl with long black messy hair and wait your hair isn't that messy! Anyway you don't think you like being called that either wait you don't think you don't like being called that! Sheesh now anyway you have a name for your information!
=== TELL US YOU'RE NAME
No not until you say sorry!
=== JUST TELL US YOU'RE FUCKING NAME
No~
=== FUCK YOU LET'S BE THE GIRL WITH SHORT BLONDE HAIR
You are now the girl with short blonde hair. You decide to cut to the chase and introduce yourself as ROSE LALONDE. You live with your MOM in a nice BIG HOUSE with your cat JASPERS. You have many INTERESTS which are WIZARDS, THERAPY, CATS, BOOKS, MAGIC, and you're GIRLFRIEND.
You are currently sharing a meal with your girlfriend while talking to John and Jade whom are just about your best friends. No wait they are your best friends. Anyway John is babbling on about Con Air while Jade seems to look very interested making many faces.
You doubt she is interested at all though but is just doing that to make John happy. Although you don't exactly like that she does that….you never said anything about it and you plan to keep it that way. You don't want any feelings hurt now do we?
You look over to see that Dave is staring at your table. Even with those shades he always insists on wearing you can always tell on what he's looking at. You're just awesome like that you know?
Yes awesome as fuck.
You are also really good at reading people even when they say there fine you always seem to know what's actually going on, but that's not always a good thing. Right now you have a bad feeling that something is going to happen to John's father and you're not sure if you're just being weird or if something actually is going to happen.
You really hope it's just you being weird.
=== TRY BEING THE GIRL WITH LONG HAIR AGAIN
Ugh this again I already said that until you apologize to me I am not telling you shit!
=== FINE YOU WIN I'M FUCKING SORRY
See it wasn't that hard!
=== YES IT WAS THE HARDEST SHIT I'VE DONE IN MY LIFE
Oh stop being a baby.
Anyway your name is JADE HARLEY and you live in a BIG HOUSE with your GRANDPA and your dog BEC. You have many INTERESTS those being GARDENING, ADVENTURE, GUNS, MESSING AROUND WITH FRIENDS, and talking to your cousin JAKE.
You are currently pretending to be interested on what John is babbling about since you don't really care about Con Air. You don't want to be rude or anything but you know he tells you about Con Air a lot! You wonder why he doesn't try to talk to his cousin named JANE. Like you know she's on vacation right now with her friend's one of those being your cousin.
Oh shit John most likely forgot to say that he had a cousin when he was introduced man he could be really forgetful sometimes and that's usually you, he usually trips over everything and falls since he's one clumsy oaf.
I'm not even joking he really is a clumsy oaf.
Once you finish your meal you throw away the trash and pack up the left overs since your GRANDPA always told you to never waste food. Even if you guys were really rich that doesn't mean you should act like it and get a buffet and shit you know?
''Well John I'm going to the ladies room okay?'' you tell him because now you just really need to pee. ''Oh okay Jade'' John says before taking a bite of his sandwich. You flash him a grin before running off to bathroom. Oh man give me some privacy will you?
=== BE JOHN
You are now John again and you're certain that you should just shut your mouth sometimes. In fact you still wonder why your friends don't ever tell you to shut up or be quiet. Probably just to be nice and not hurt your feelings but do they think you're that fragile or something?
You sure hope not.
*ANOTHER TIME SKIP*
You are still John and you are now currently sitting in your living room doing your homework instead of procrastinating and going on pesterchum and tumblr. Seriously if you get one of those your addicted for life no joke.
Your dad had said he would come a little late tonight but you guess you're okay with that. Man these are the times you miss when you, Jane-
OH SHIT YOU FORGOT TO SAY YOU HAD A COUSIN.
Yes you have a cousin that lives with you and her name is JANE CROCKER. She had gone with her friends to Washington where your family use to live. She should be coming back in a week so for then everything is silent in the Egbert-Crocker household.
A little too quiet for your liking, but it's not like you're not used to it you really are but the thing is it just makes you realize how much you miss when your dad would bake every day and you and Jane would help him…Oh ha you're getting yourself upset.
You decide that to brighten your mood you'd talk to Jade since her green text and chipper attitude never fails to make you crack a smile.
ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering gardenGnostic [GG] at 16:18
EB: Hey Jade!
EB: I hope I didn't interrupt anything…
GG: Oh no you didn't interrupt anything John!
GG: I just finished my homework so…
GG: Hello! :D
EB: Hehe :B
GG: so did you need anything? :?
EB: Not really just needed some cheering from my favorite gentic-sister.
GG: Aww even though I'm your only gentic sister that made me feel all fuzzy! :D
GG: and why did something bad happen?
EB: Oh no! Just needed some cheering
GG: oh okay!
GG: but I have to go Bec needs to be fed and you know how hard it is to do that!
EB: I do man how the fuck do you even feed him?
GG: the world may never know! ;D
GG: anyway bye john! 3
EB: Bye Jade! 3
gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:40
Well that was pretty helpful you guess?
You release a sigh as once again you begin to work on your homework. Man why was it so hard to finish? Usually you would just know the answers and poof you're done, but for some odd reason your head is just wandering to other things!
And by other things you mean not so happy things.
Fuck.
=== BE DAVE FOR NOW
You are now Dave but just for now.
You are currently procrastinating from doing your homework by going on the tumblr you had made. Yea like you were going to fucking finish that homework. Damn no wonder you're failing Biology you don't pay attention sure but you don't even do the fucking homework.
Eh what did you care?
You suppress a sigh and log out of your tumblr. Instead you log on to Pesterchum to see if any of your friends are on. Sadly only your 'genetic-sister' was on and you really weren't in a mood for her therapy shit. You log out of Pesterchum then with nothing to fucking do anymore.
Damn are you bored.
You get out of your chair and flop on to your bed clearly bored out of your fucking mind. You guess a nap couldn't hurt right? You close your eyes and soon enough your dead asleep.
=== BE JOHN AGAIN SINCE HE FELL ASLEEP
Okay I guess.
You are still John and you are glad that you finally finished your homework. You bet all of your other friends have to except for…
Dave.
You chuckle slightly on how Dave would always complain to you and whine when you guys went to biology saying this and that. Man you could really use for a nap right now. You shove everything off the couch except for the pillow and you then remove your glasses.
You gently set them on the table and lie down closing your eyes slowly and watching the world fade around you.
*Time Skip*
Bluh
You are still John and you have just woken up in the middle of the night drenched in your own fear and sweat. Damn you had a nightmare again. You look around to see that everything is…blurry? Oh yeah you don't have your glasses on where the fuck did you put them…
You get off the couch and begin to touch everything with your hand and what the fuck are you holding in your hand. You try to put what you think are your glasses on your face and nope it's just a pear. Wait a pear since when the fuck did you have pears.
Oh well you throw the pear somewhere and begin to grope around again until aha! You quickly shove them onto your face and wow its dark. Huh your dad should be home by now, oh well maybe he's just stuck at traffic…
At this kind of hour?
Hmm this is a little suspicious.
You mean very suspicious.
You decide that you'll just not worry about it and try to go back to sleep. You lay back down with your glasses still on and close your eyes. Fuck now you can't fall back asleep. Might as well just wait all day until he comes back home.
So what do you do?
You do exactly that and sit there just waiting and waiting the ticking of the clock making you even more nervous and frightened as the minutes, then hours pass by. You can feel your heart beat accelerate as the sun begins to rise. Your already on the verge of tears by the time it's time for you to go to school again.
Why isn't your father back?
BLUH ending it here again guys. Man I really have no intentions of going back to school yet I must. Oh well hope you are all doing well and *throws love* enjoy my love! 0u0
Goodbye Friends! 0u0