I ran as fast as I could to the Castle Of Hyrule. I showed up to the gates panting, and made my way to the inside of the castle and up to Zelda's room in a flash. "Princess!" I shouted and rapped on her bedroom door. "Fuck you!" Zelda yelled back.

"Zelda…? Sheik?" I attempted to reason with her. She opened the door. The scowl on her face showed how angry she was. "We had a DATE, Link…" She sighed and wiped a tear from her fair face. "We've been dating officially for how many months…? I even switched schools and decided to act like Sheik to be close to you…and you blow me off for some other girl? How could you!?" She dramatically truned away.

"Zelda! It was NOT like that! I had every intention of meeting up with you at 3:30 today but it….it was Mr. Dragmire! He – he… he raped me!" I couldn't help my disappointment showing.

"Are you fucking kidding me!? You expect me to believe you got RAPED by Mr. Dragmire the health teacher!?"

"Please! Believe me! It happened!" I fell to my knees and clasped my hands together. "Please, I… I NEVER meant to hurt you! I LOVE you! I love you, you're my beautiful princess and you mean the world to me…."

"Bullshit – wait, Link….you…you love me? That's a big step…but I – I think I love you too!" Her frown literally truned upside down in a matter of seconds. Zelda leaped at me, pulling me into a tight embrace. She ran her fingers along my neck, but stopped shortly after she began.

"W-what's this…?" She ran her finger over a bump on my neck. "It's a little moist…what the fuck? Is this a hickey!?" She let go of me and stood up straight on her own.

"It's from Mr. Dragmire! I told you! Please, please believe me," I tugged on the rip in my shirt and ripped it completely off. "Look, there are scratches and you know his nails are super long…"

Zelda smirked. "Yeah, I believe you…" She took a step closer and traced her finger along the scrapes. The princess then licked her finger and then the cuts. My eyes fell closed. It felt so fucking good…but I really wasn't in any mood to do anything sexual with ANYONE right now, maybe EVER. But Zelda was so beautiful, so sexy…

I grabbed her hand and pulled her face up so it was level with mine. "Why am I so lucky…" I lifted her up. She wrapped her arms around my neck and I held her legs around my waist.

* * * * * *

After our sex, I remember passing out from everything that happened that day. So many things were bothering me, and I just needed to relieve myself… I got out of bed and looked down.

The condom.

I didn't wear a condom.

Shit. Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Shit. Fuck.

I quickly went to go pick up my clothes, trying to be as quiet as possible. Which failed, since I had knocked the lap off the nightstand. I looked at Zelda, who was now staring straight at me, "Good morning Link…!" She was holding my boxers, giggling, "Looking for these? I've always wanted a pair of boxers…I think I'll just have to keep these…" She snapped at the spandex strap and smiled at me.

"You're so cute, Princess…" I smiled, putting my clothes on without my boxers on. "They're all yours? I could give you a cuter pair though…"

"But these are different…! They'll be my memory of our 6 month's sex!" She got out of the bed, her beautiful naked body gleaming against the lamp. "I'm sad you have to leave so early…I couldn't afford to have Impa find out that you snuck over!" She put her night gown back on.

"Yeah…" I fixed my sex hair, "I guess until next time huh babe?" I walked over towards her and kissed her softly on the lips, "Good bye to that…." I got down on my knees and went up her nightgown to kiss her lips down there… "And Good bye to that…"

"I just wanna do you again…!" She pushed my head into her crotch, "Just please…before you go…" I couldn't resist… I grabbed her hips and ran my tongue against her opening slightly. Swirling my tongue around her clit, I could feel her get wetter and looser. Hand walking my hand to her, I slipped a finger in her as a teaser, "Link…" She moaned, tipping her head back and pushing my head so I could get deeper with my tongue. Finally, she orgasmed in my mouth and I pulled back snickering. "You taste like….honey." I smiled as I stood up.

"I love you, Link."

"I love you too, Zelda."

I walked out of the castle and out of the gates. I never felt so shitty about myself in my whole life. First, I develop feelings for someone that total took advantage of me and raped me, Second I had unprotected sex with a girl that if her guardians found out she even TALKED to me I could have myself killed by royalty. I needed to calm down… Which is why I was walking to Samus' place…

After I got inside the ghetto apartments she lived at, I banged furiously on her door. It swung open, "What the hell are you doing here Link." She answered the door in her bra & panties, leaning against the door not looking amused at all.

"I need some cocaine."

"You? Cocaine?" She laughed loudly, "You're kidding right? You're an innocence…"

"Look, I'm just having problems and I just need a temporary escape…"

"Temporary? Cocaine? Once you do it for a while you're bound to get hooked. But I need some money so, I'll give you about 15 lines for 75 bucks to start out with…Enjoy the discount, since you already know so much about me and you're keeping it all from Snake…" She backed out of the doorway and motioned for me to come in. I inhaled in deep gusts of marijuana and cigarette smoke.

"Can I try it right now?" I sat on her ripped up leather couch, looking at all the different smoking supplies on the coffee table…bongs, pipes, soda bottles, you named it and she probably had it.

"Oh sure… Want to snort it? Inject it? Smoke it?"

"Inject." I looked at her smiling, while she smiled back and walked to the counter. She came back with a clear yet foggy liquid in a little cylinder. She sat on the couch next to me, and pulled out a clean syringe. Sticking the needle in the cylinder and drawing it back, she held it up in the light, looking at me through the liquid.

"You ready? You'll feel it the second I pull."

"I'm ready…" I pulled my sleeve up, "Just not in any of my cuts, okay?"

"Alright." She flipped her hair and quickly pushed the needle through my skin, pushing the plunger in. I could feel the injection going into my blood stream. The pain quickly turned into extreme bliss and happiness. "Did it hurt?"

"…No." I laid back on the couch smiling. "It feels nice…!"

She giggled, throwing the syringe in the garbage, "Well I'm glad you enjoy it…It can do wonderful things to people. Just be careful. I'll give you some eye drops if you get a little blood shot…" She got up and walked away and came back with my purchases and eye drops.

"Thanks…" My hands trembled out to grab the goodies, "You're the best Samus…. Just don't tell Snake about this okay? He would run back and tell Zelda…"

"Your secret is safe with me…" She kissed my cheek and the helped me get off the couch, "I'll drive you home…I just think you need to lay down now, haha."

After she brought me home I was laying on my bed staring at the ceiling smiling like an idiot. "Link!" My mom called from downstairs. Being as high as I was, I ran to the door, tripping over nothing and nearly fell down the stairs, "Yes Mom?"

"Did you forget to take Sheldon for a walk today?" She pointed to our ugly pug that was snortling all over the furniture.

"Oh sorry I can do that right…now…" I could feel myself dizzy as I went to go grab the leash from the garage. Just as I got a hold of it, I passed out right on the concrete floor…