I struggled to walk home, still shocked by what just happened. Egbert kissing me. Egbert liking me. I mean, we're both dudes. Isn't that *I*Weird*I*. Plus i've never
had someone be infatuated with me before. Yeah, I know. Im super handsome, attractive and likeable but since i've taken online school for my whole life I haven't really
been well, social. I finally got home. It took me 3 times longer to get there and I wasn't feeling very social. I checked my computer from any messages from anyone.

Look who "pestered" me. John. I wasnt quite ready to accept the fact that egbert had confessed his love for me and I certainly wasnt ready to talk to him
but, that kiss. It was something. I just wasn't ready for it all. I've never felt this way. Out of fucking no where bro jumps out.
"Bro, not any the mood" I said as calmly as possible. It wasn't easy getting passed him but he seemed to have understood from my tone of voice. He gestered at me and
walked away with his sword in hand. I always hated that sword. I open up the messages from John to see what he had to say. I already had a funny feeling though.

ectoBiologist [EB] started Pestering
turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:47 PM

EB: Dude.
EB: Are you there?
EB: Look I know what I did wasn't okay
EB: I just had to tell you..
EB: Can we just talk?
EB: Okay well.. I'll try again later.

ectoBiologist [EB] ceased Pestering
turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:49 PM

I just don't know what to say to him. I don't know how I feel. He just straight up kissed me. I don't even know how im supposed to feel. Angry? Confused? All I know
is that I wasn't sure of anything. I dived on to my bed. I was fucking exausted and needed some sleep. Even though I laied in bed for 30 minutes my mind was still
racing. About John, about everything. This was to difficult. Maybe I should Talk to him. I wasn't ready and Im pretty sure he wasn't ready ether. I mean we're just
a couple of teens. Confused. Im pretty sure he's confused. I know I am. After Egbert's Shenannigans I know he didn't know what he was doing and I couldnt blame him.

3 days went by without us talking. That's the longest we've ever gone without saying a single word to eachother. I could definantly tell this was a sore subject.
I was making a bowl of cereal and I sat down at the table. I felt like shit. I hadent showered in 3 days and I was starting to reek. Seriously. Then I noticed a knock
at my appartment door. Had Bro forgot his keys again. I swear that man is unstable and has the memory of a goldfish. I groaned and got up from my seat. I slowly
walked to the door thinking that Bro could wait for making me get up. I finally got to the door and opened it when I was suprised. It was none other then d'egbert.

"Wh-wh-What are you doing he..." I trailed off. I was speechless. I didnt know what to say to this.. handsome young man standing here. Looking me in the face. I
was afraid. I felt lightheaded and I fell over as I heard John yell my name and I blacked out. I woke up to the smell of bacon. I love bacon. It wasn't the ordinary
type of bacon either. It was bacon fried in nacho cheese. There was only one person who knew my weakness and that was Egbert himself. I was hoping he'd left after
my blackout incident. Just then I realised I was in my underwear. Last I knew I was in shorts and a really tight Tee. I grabbed my robe and ran to the kitchen as
I figured out the words as I quickly walked.

"EG.. JOHN!" I struggled to yell. Im not really a yeller.

"Ye.. Yeah..?" he struggled to reply. Such a doofus.

"Why... WHY ARE YOU STILL IN MY HOUSE! Also.. WHY AM I IN MY UNDERWEAR.. Listen YOU FREAK!" I started to point. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME!?"

"Listen Dave.." he began.

"No. YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN to ME! 1. WHY DID YOU KISS.." I started feeling very empowered.

"Dave.." He said softly

"WHY DID YOU KISS ME. YOU'RE FUCKED UP.. IVE NEVER EVEN KISSED ANYONE UNTIL.. YOU'RE FUCKED UP! YOU KNOW THAT? WHHY?" I began to tear up. I couldn't handle this..

"DAVE LISTEN! NOW" he slapped me and shut me up instantly. "Im sorry for what I did..."

"ARE YOU REALLY?" I said Sobbing into my hands.

"DAVE... I..." he trailed off. I knew he was trying to collect himself and so was I.

I Pulled him in for a kiss. What the HELL was I /doing/. I can't. I pulled away. "Get out!"

"Dave..." he started to tear up.

"Get THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW. FAGGOT" I screamed. What the HELL did I just say! Tears ran down his face and he cried and slowly walked out.

"HURRY THE FUCK UP YOU GAY ASS FAG" he started to run out. What have I done... this is for the best. He can't like me and I can't like him. This is for our own good..