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"Old Lady, I've decided I want to go to school." It was the day after my horrid experience with Daphne and I wanted to waste no time.

"You want to what?!" Came the astounded cry of the Old Lady, and I knew why. In all the years she has known me, which is a lot, I'd never taken any interest in school whatsoever and now I wanted to jump right in.

"I want to go to school. Wow, Old Lady is your hearing going or what?" Seriously, I can't believe she made me repeat myself. Isn't saying it once humiliating enough?

"No, Dear, I was just surprised is all. And pleasantly surprised at that. Quickly, go get ready so you can leave with Sabrina, I'll call the school and get you registered." Was it really that easy to sign into school? No wonder all the idiots are signed up for it.

So listening to Old Lady for once, I went up and got dressed in my nicest clothes. Ripped jeans with only 2 holes in them that sag like you wouldn't believe (with glop grenades in the pocket) and a flannel tee. Like I said, my best clothes.

When I came down from changing, Granny Relda ushered us out the door saying," Hurry Lieblings, you missed the bus so Puck will have to fly you guys. Sabrina will show you the way Puck. Have a good day! I love you guys!" And with that she gave us a final shove and we were off.

"Great! We're gonna be late. This is all your fault pusface, why'd you want to go to school anyway?" Sabrina said. I sighed, how was I going to tell her why I came to school? I picked her up and started going in the direction of the school, ( I fly by it everyday) as I try to think of an answer for Grimm.

"Well Grimm," I said blurting out words as I went along," playing pranks on you has gotten boring, so I decided to find some innocent civilians to pick on." There, that ought to keep her satisfied.

"Please don't embarrass me! I actually have a life here, friends and such." Oh yes, I knew all about her "friend" but before I had a chance to reply we landed down on the outskirts of the school. Couldn't have any humans seeing my glorious wings now could we? As soon as we touched down, Sabrina jumped off and ran to the school, which stung a little bit. Did she really like Bradley more than the Trickster King himself? I thought of this while walking to the office to get my schedule and such.

"Hello dear," the office reception lady thingy said, " and what can I do for you today?" She flitted her eyes at me and I literally baby barfed. A 50 year old lady with a mole was seriously hitting on me? Please, I could do so much better!

"Um yeah, look lady I'm not a cougar or anything, I'm just new here and need my schedule okay?" She seemed a little flustered. Good. That's what she gets for flirting with me.

"Name please." Strictly business now, much better.

"Robin Goodfellow" My alias so no humans know the actual me.

"Here it is," said cougar lady, handing me a schedule," and your first class is to the left." I left without a goodbye. Cougars don't deserve goodbyes. All of the sudden the bell rang. Here we go.

Late to first period. Just the way I like it. I walk in and see an ugly old man that's got to be the English teacher. Either way, I don't like him.

"You must be Mr. Goodfellow, have a seat by Bradley," he gestures with his hand," and we will begin class, again." But I hardly heard him after the "Bradley" part. So this must be the ever talked about Bradley. I went and sat by him as I studied him. Large brown eyes, tall but built, though not as much as me(of course) and dark black locks. I instantly hated him. I'm beginning to realize I don't like a lot of people. Especially ones that date my girl. WAIT I DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!

When no one was looking, I quickly dropped a timer glop grenade in Bradley's backpack. It was set to go off exactly one minute after the bell, which should be in 3...2...1... RINGGGGGGG!

"Loser," I mutter to myself then quickly walk out of the room, but not before hearing a boom, and chuckling to myself.

Next stop,Gym, taught by none other than the Beast only this was no ordinary gym class, oh no, this was Fairyport Landing gymclass. Complete with dumbbells, swords, and my personal favorite, dodgeball. So lost in though I didn't realize I ran into someone, or more correctly, someone ran into me.(I'm royalty so it's never my fault)

"Hey watch it!" I shout before looking at him, and then I gasp.

"Hello Puck! Fancy seeing you around here isn't it?" My hands were balling into fists and I could only get out two measly words.

"Peter Pan!"