At times it could be quite boring being the Dark Lord. With so many followers all tasks could be assigned and Voldemort found there was little left to do himself.
Sitting at his desk he began to tap his wand. Tap...tap...tap, tap, tap. "I like big buts and I cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny that when a..."
The door to his room flew open. "My Lord I..." Lucius stood staring awkwardly at the snake- man as if just seeing him for the first time. The Dark Lord tried his best to look innocent, failing miserably.
"What are you doing? You said no Muggle music!" Lucius rushed his words together in his anger. "It goes against everything we stand for, you said."
"Well...uh... ya... na..." Voldemort stammered in embarrassment his sickly pale skin reddening slightly at the ears. He was at a loss for an excuse.
"Oh, I see how it is. Fine, I'm getting my Lady Gaga CD then." Lucius was storming out of the Dark Lord's rooms when he turned back. "And I'm telling Narcissa she can have her Willie Nelson and Draco his show tunes."
With that he left bumping into Bellatrix in his haste. Voldemort had his head in his hands wondering when being an evil dictator became so hard when she stuck her head in through the open door and asked excitedly.
"Does this mean I can have my iPod back?"