Had a really random thought in my head so here it is...
Puck: How come I'm not in the story nothins good without my special "Puck touch"
Sile: As the author I have every right to say...Cause no one likes you
Puck: Geez How long have you been in Tir Na Nog, I don't even know you
Sile: That's a good thing
Puck: Either you've been in that icy hell hole a second to long or you've been hanging out with ice boy
Ash: Goodfellow that's not the author
Puck: Oh and if she's not who is ice boy? huh?
Sam: WeEEEeEEeee!...ThE UnIcOrN BiT mEEe! It'S InFecTeD sOmeOne GeT A fIsH!*Runs into a tree*
Ash, Sile, and Puck: O_o
Ash and Sile: Her
Sile: Still after 11 years I can't see how were twins
Puck: Still after 2 minutes I can't believe you're still here (Burnnn...I think)
I'm gonna try to make the rest of the stories longer, I hope you like it.
This next parts incredibly odd, so there i was sitting in my tree when...POOF! This giant raven with glowing emerald-green eyes soars down and lands on the branch smack next to me. Ok this might seem really odd for you but for me not really, I'd started seeing weird things like this ever since I was around seven.
So being the politish person I am, I smiled and waved at my new friend. He simply cawed back in reply and dropped an apple on my lap that till this day have no idea where it came from, Odd right.
I stared at the apple for about a minute adding up the odds of it being poisoness and instantly killing me. My crow friend cawed in annoyance he obviously wanted me to eat the apple, it was kind of weird how i could understand what he was saying"Hey can you blame me birdy its not every day a little black bird soars around giving apples to all the children spreading love and joy where ever the Apple Lord may go." He cawed again this time it was a sarcastic caw, is that even possible?
I sighed dramatically
"Fine I'll eat it, your lucky apples just so happens to be my favorite food." I took a ferocious bite out of my apple.
"I would thank you but you know really don't want to be screwed eight ways from sunday, so lets settle with the thumbs up." I gave my Birdy the thumbs up and added a cheeky smile in for extra effect. He rolled his eyes which by the way looks really weird on a bird just so you know, then he gave me another caw which I'm dead sure was a pretty smart-ass caw in bird.
He cawed yet again but this time flew off leaving me to be bored for another hour or so munching on my apple and occasionally practicing my aim with a spit ball on the closet person stupid enough to walk near a tree in this town (TREES ARE DANGEROUS!) then watching them much to my amusement, epicly failing a attempt to climb the tree to get revenge.
And you'd think the idea of throwing a rock at the person would come to their mind? Well nope that was what people here were like, now you might see why "something totally unexplainable just happens and that totally unexplainable thing just happens to get this one person out of school every time". You probably see why I didn't get caught either.
So by the time Jack and Ronaldo my friends who were actually smart like very few kids in the town decided to show up I had my eyes closed and was just on the rim of sleep. And I bet they would have walked right past me without me actually noticing or caring a thing about it. But there was one little thing that would have woken any fool up on any day(besides friday that's the sleeping day for me ;D) A horse. Yes I said horse, when Jack and Ronaldo were just about ten feet away. I heard a horse snort and at the time I had really no idea what it was so out of plain curiosity I looked.
Now imagine a car, now imagine two cars, that's how big this horse was. Two cars high, one car wide, all white, with creepy blue eyes, and to top that off two riders. One girl and one boy, the boy was actually a man, a young man actually with really really pale skin, grey eyes, black hair, and wore cloths that didn't exactly looked from this century, unless capes were in now, I'm not a fashion person so I guess capes could be in.
The girl however was about ten times creepier than the guy. instead of black hair hers was the exact opposite, pale white but she looked sort of blond I guess. Her skin was paler then the guys, and her eyes kept changing colors first black then green, black,green,black,green,black,green...
I'm no even at the creepy part yet not even close, this women's whole entire complecture was transparent. You could see right through her, it wasnt crystal clear but you could still see through her, like a foggy window, that's mean I just compared her to a window.
Ready for an even creepier part? Well here it is...She had wings. Big old wings, not nice angle fairy glittery wings, but big old reap your soul, burn in hell, die alone in a hole, skeleton wings, Fun. Something even better than all this junk was best of all they were headed straight towards Ronaldo and Jack and by their pase they weren't slowing down or turning anytime soon, and as for Jack and Ronaldo, they didn't even notice the ten foot monster horse, were they blind!
I sighed, life always expected you to do the right thing, but who said the right thing had to be boring.
Now I could've done a number of smart things like tell Ronaldo and Jack to move or dropped an acorn or something on the horse's head until he stopped and looked up. But where's the fun in that? The thing was the smart thing was always fun with me or else it was just plain stupid, and this time it was pretty stupid but I was only ten, and yes you could say i was just that naïve.
So first taking a big old bite out of my still not finished apple, i could not finish it for some reason it just kept reappearing the more i ate. Then waiting for Ronaldo and Jack, and Broody and Blondie(My new nicknames for the creeps on the horse) to be in about a four feet range of each other which was lucky for me, right under the tree branch i was resting on. Then I jumped and landed smack in between my friends and the horse, meanwhile scaring the hell out of Jack and Ronaldo, and Blondie and the horse(Broody didn't even looked fased)
First the horse swung at me, bucking in the air and almost hitting me with its two front hooves and at the same time almost throwing Blondie and Broody off its back in the process (Bonus!). Once I had dodged that. I took a bite out of my apple then ducked without even turning behind me to see who threw the punch that I knew was coming to hit me and would've if I hadn't dodged.
Once I was sure people were done taking shots at me I grinned like an idiot.
"Nice to know you people are really intent on killing me, especially you my unicorn friend don't try anything cause I have mad skill." I struck a pose
"Humor!? How long have you been up there?! Unicorns what unicorn!? Why do you have an apple?" Jack was the one asking the questions he tended to do that a lot.
"Well to answer your many questions, an hour give or take a few, that unicorn"I pointed at the horse and his riders"and as for the apple a birdy gave it to me and it won't be eaten so I've been munching on it for a while now." I held up my apple broadly for Jack to see.
"Sure?" Jack sounded beyond confused and since I love confusing people I grinned
"Sam I've think you've finally gone mad, we all knew this day would come." Ronaldo teased
"Nice to know you have faith in me Rony" A sort of evil idea came into my head, it wasnt nice but I had nothing else to go on and in my defence it worked in the movies.
"Ok I have an idea close your eyes" They did so without hesitation, that's how much they trusted me, well they sure wouldn't after this. Without a second thought I slapped them both across the face, and I'd have to say I got a pretty good reaction from Jack.
"WHAT THE HELL SAM! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!? DO YOU WANT TO BE IN PAIN!? YOU ARE GOING TO DIE! I SWEAR ON M- HOLY CRAP A UNICORN AND PEOPLES, PEOPLES ON THAT UNICORN!"
"Yes Jack I noticed and for the record way before you." I was cocky now and I'm not ashamed to say it.
I would've sworn I just heard the sound of laughter coming from the direction of Broody and Blondie and their magical unicorn. But I was distracted by Ronaldo's abnormally calm reaction to his first time seeing a unicorn from fairyland.
"Hmm...well that hurt my cheek meat for the record Humor there are much nicer ways of telling someone there's a unicorn in front of them and a bunch of fairies hanging on its back but I probably would have done the same thing so I can cut you some slack on that one, but beware I will get my revenge maybe not today or tomorrow, or th-"
"Next twenty years" I chimed in
"Not my point but I will get you"
"I faster than you"
"I'll' out smart you"
"I'll be in a tree"
"I'll be in the air"
"Like superman?"
"No like Edward"
"Who?"
"The guy from twilight"
"What?"
"The vampire"
"You're not that strong"
"I sparkle in the sun!"
"Well aren't you gay now" I smirked, since Rony knew me so well, he knew that there was no way in the world to get me to agree with him(unless certain death) he just gave up, and decided to watch Jack's most entertaining little spaz attack which involved running around like an idiot screaming, and cursing his head off and frequently poking Broody and Blondie's pet horse who just to add was attempting to bite Jacks finger off,what an odd day.
When Jack finally settled down, which he didn't do willingly. Lets just say it involved some tripping by Ronaldos part. So anyway when Jack finally recovered from his spaz attack I was about to make a rather smart ass comment when Broody so rudely started speaking.
"Now that you odd little humans are done with your fun I need you to answer the questions I am going to ask of you." Well didn't he speak formally, with that deep and icy voice like he spent his past time staring at a wall. Something you should know I was basically a soulless ginger but without the ginger.I would say a soulless brownish slightly ginger, but as you see it doesn't have the same ring to it. So being soulless I had no emotions like a demon!...a very nice always happy non-murderous demon!...
So basically when my friends shrunk away in fear of this guys icy voice I was all like "the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey!...well you get the point, totally distracted and not really caring. Hey you never know this guy could just be bad at first impressions. Time to put him to the test.
"First of all they might be odd," I pointed at Ronaldo and Jack "but me no-no no...I'm not odd I'm just Humor."
"I do not car-" I cut him off
"Numbero secondo" My attempt at spanish(a fail) "You call running around and having a spaz attack fun, well to us hell yeah, but to poor old Jacky who may I add has never ever never ever seen a unicorn before." I shook my head dramatically "Just think" I put my finger on Jacks head. I stopped my little act just to see if anyone was smiling or even smirking.
Nope, Blondy looked amused, Jack still looked freaked, Rony was looking at the old guys house whose property we were standing on, and as for Broody...EXTREMLY PISSED AND BEYOND ANNOYED! Woot! new record.
"Hacker is not a unicorn he is a horse mortal, now before I loose my patients I need you to answer my questions" Wait his unicorns name was Hacker, poor horsey?, I didn't say it though. Believe it or not I was actually curios about what he was going to see since he was making such a big deal it had to be importent."Do you know the location of seven fey who have lived in your realm."Really realm is town or planet or even state not in this guys glossary. I let him continue anyhow like I said before I was curios about these seven friends.
"I believe here you call them by the names of Ronaldeo Glitchwell." I blinked at the first name and glanced at Ronaldo, I knew his last name was Glitchwell, so I could only Ronaldeo was Ronaldo. LoL Ronaldeo awkward name.
"Jackson Tallyn" That was probably Jack, I glanced at him well he wasnt spazzing any more but he was caught by surprise, yep that definitely was him.
"Madison Snowbud" I was al most certain that these seven friends were us. Maddy was actually another friend of mine, a good one to. Four more to go lets see if there who I think they are...
"Jakeallyn Tallyn" So Jake and Jack were brothers it seems, it makes sence they looked a lot alike.
"Jessanel Snowbud" Well now I knew why none of my friends told me there real names, ehh...I probably wouldn't have remembered it if they had.
"Tanilee Chase" "Tanilee" did these parents just really hate their kids?
"And since I owe that nuisance old blood Goodfellow a favor, Humary Goodfellow." Well look at that it seems I'm the daughter of the infamous Puck, well it explains why I'm so...well this.
"Well humans do you know their location?" Ronaldo and Jack were frozen, probably in shock.
" Don't you have a lot of children." I joked
"Tell me human"
"How do you know that I know that you know where they are." He didn't even stop to think about my complicated wording, I'll admit that takes some skill.
"If you didn't know their location you would have told us already so for the last time tell me." He had a point there
"Fine they're in a place in the world, Hey! why not try China."
I could tell his patients had finally snapped cause for one, I heard nerves chuckles from the direction my friends were in, second not really as important there was this huge metallic iron sword at my neck, not that important.
"This is your last chance human tell me where they are." Well he'd probably kill us when he found out, and I'd probably get killed anyway even if I did tell him, Ain't I in a pickle.
"Sweetiedear there's no need to go to extremes." That wasn't me, nor was it Ronaldo or Jack or even Broody, would you look at that the blond could speak and here I was starting to think she was mute.
"But my queen I see no over way she knows their location yet she refuses to tell us."
"You could ask nicely" I chimed, they all glared at me, even Ronaldo and Jack, traitors!.
"Hey can you blame me it's not every day your threatened by two strangers, usually its people you know you've pissed off." The sword lounged just a bit deeper into my neck causing the wound to bleed.
"Time to meet you end mortal"Mortal? And here I was being a fool and actually thinking I was going to die. Well wasn't I dead wrong, like many times before I was saved by complete randomness. Let me explain this a little more...
"OH MICKEY YOUR SO FINE, YOU SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND, AY MICKEY." I know very weird incredibly unlikely but it happened so you can't say it didn't. My friends not Jack and Ronaldo but the other four Jake, Tania, Jessica, and Madison the same ones Broody was looking for showed up out of the blue and saved me by their absolute habit of doing "riff offs" at every random moment they could and the fact that they've seen the movie Pitch Perfect one to many times. But I didn't wait for a second after Broody was distracted to scurry up the only safe place I could think of at the moment, a tree. Once up I did the shush sigh to Ronaldo and Jack. while Broody who had no intention of getting his royal butt off his pet unicorn constantly glared death glares at me,fun.
"Oh hey guys thought you went home?"that was Madison and of course she didn't notice the ten foot tall unicorn right in front of her, that's sad, just sad, great all my friends were blind what a joyful life for me.
Ok first I'm really sorry if a bunch of crazy 11 year olds(no offence friends) happen to join this website and write a bunch of random things at random times that no one cares about even though in my opinion that would be epic.
Sorry if any of the grammer or other is..blah its my first FanFic and I'm only 11, and I have EED and I'm pretty sure ADHD too.
Since in every FanFic I've read they say review around now i will do the same.
Review...well if you want to I not gonna force you to review like some crazy person seeking attention and all that junk.