Author's Note: Finally an update to this cute little story. Hope you like it and don't forget to read and review. I don't own House or the characters. This is just for fun.

"So do you wanna bet how long it takes for anyone to notice our recent change in relationship status?" House asked.

"Our relationship is not one of your little games, House " Wilson said clearly displeased.

"I know. I just wanted to have a little fun."

"Alright I'm game. What's your bet?"

"Hundred bucks says it will take them a whole week to notice."

"Fine. I accept your bet. Besides there's no way it will take a whole week."

"We'll see about that."

(House MD)

It was only two days when Cuddy first started to become suspicious. She caught House and Wilson holding hands. Cuddy first assumed one lost bet to the other but something still didn't quite fit. They looked at each other different now. Spoke to each other different now. Something was amiss. Cuddy merely assumed she was imagining the whole thing.

The next day was different. Chase caught them kissing. He couldn't believe it was happening. He first thought he was surely hallucinating, but he wasn't.

"You guys are gay?" Chase asked.

"Damn Wilson. I owe you." House replied paying no attention to the shocked Chase.

"You guys? You guys are gay?" Chase asked unable to wrap his head the idea.

"What? You haven't seen a gay man kiss another gay man before?"

"No! I just didn't know that you two- know what never mind. Forgive me for over reacting. Good luck to you two."

As soon as Chase left House broke up into laughter.

"Did you see his face? Little wombat is gping to be scarred forever!"

Wilson chuckled, "Yeh."

"Anyways, I owe you." House said taking out a hundred and giving it to Wilson. "Use it to buy me lunch."

Wilson chuckled, "How else are you going to eat?:"

(House MD)

"You guys are gay?" House mocked.

"Careful House, Chase may catch you." Wilson joked.

"And do what? Demand I date him?"

"I don't think Chase is gay."

"Or so he claims. Like me. I swing the bat both ways but no one can tell because I always mess around when it comes to Cuddy's girls."

"Cuddy's girls are not as good as my dick."

They both laughed hard getting people to stare at them in wonder and confusion.

"Do you wanna know what's fun? Messing with Cuddy." House said.

"Do you think she knows?" Wilson asked.

"With Chase's big fat lips? No she knows. Her feral instincts can smell something amiss for a mile away."

"Let's go bug her then!" Wilson exclaimed excitedly.

(House MD)

"Hey Cuddy! Good news! Me and Wilson are too good for this hospital and are quitting. So say goodbye to your star diagnostician and star oncologist." House lies.

"Are you joking? Is this why you started the rumor that you and Wilson are gay together?"

"Yep sorry girl's. This one is taken."

"House be serious!"

"I am being serious."

Cuddy rolled her eyes.

"You don't believe me? Just watch." House said before he fully and completely made out with Wilson.

"You- you can't be serious!"

Both House and Wilson laughed.

"Oh God, you guys are serious!"

"Look don't leave the hospital. I'm sure there's some way I can accommidate you."

"Relax Cuddy. We really are together now but we're not leaving the hospital."

"Good."

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