SasuYasha

Spinxgal: hi every one, i'm glad you like the 1st chapter so her is the 2nd one

Sasuke: why do i have to be a two tailed cat demon?

Sphinxgal: coz i said so

Deidara: why did i get chosen for Kagome?

Sphinxgal; for humor, now on with the fic

Pairings: slight Sasu/Dei

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or InuYasha, but some day...

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"speech"

'thought'

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Chapter 2: I don't think i'm in Tokyo anymore

A blonde teen with waist length golden hair stomped unhappily back home.

The teens hair had part of it tied in a ponytail at the top of the head with the rest falling behind at the back with some of it covering part of their soft, feminine face.

Along the way, the teen received hoots and whistles from unwanted attention.

Yet again the teens gender was confused, although he did have a feminine face he was certainly not a girl and so despised it with a fiery passion when the other guys acted like this or teased him for his looks.

"I'M A GUY, YOU BONE HEADS!!!" he yelled for what had to be the 70th time that day. "Sure, whatever you say, Deidara-chan" called one of them as he and his group walked off.

Deidara, despite his looks, was not that popular at school, for one reason, he was 'gay' or a 'cross dresser' either way he was bullied, alot.

'I can't believe those idiots' he though to himself 'just because i have a girlish face doesn't make me gay, at least i don't think i'm gay, am i?' he paused for a moment to ponder his own question 'well...i do hate girls because they all ask me strange questions like "what make up you use?" and "are you sure you're not a girl who hasn't developed yet?" whatever that means. I also notice guys a lot more...o.k, so i'm gay but i'm NOT a cross dresser' he fumed as he walked home.

"I'm home" he called as he kicked off his shoes at the door way and walked inside.

Tobi, his younger brother, ran up to him with a big smile plastered on his face that clearly indicated something "Welcome home, niisan" he chirped as he hugged his brother around the waist.

"cut the crap, Tobi" Deidara said as he tried to pry Tobi away from him "what do you want?" he huffed, irritation clear in his tone.

Tobi simply shook his head and giggled "sorry Dei, i can't tell you, it's a secret" as he ran in to the next room.

"I swear my brother is getting weirder and weirder every day, yeah" he said to himself as he followed his brother in to the room and dropped his bag on the table as he collapsed on the floor dramatically.

"ah Deidara, your home already" his mother smiled as she walked in the door "could you help your grandfather with his new deliveries?" that last statement being more of an order than a question.

"But mooooooom..." he whined "i have like a tone of homework to do, can't he do it himself?" he said from the floor, not preparing to budge.

"It won't take that long" she smiled "besides if you have homework then why are you lying on the floor?" "fine, i'll go" he sighed as he got up.

Deidara sat across from his grandfather on the floor, but would have preferred to be of a farther distance as his grandfather creeped him out.

They had already gone through several boxes of junk, his grandfather ran a tourist gift shop in town and had gotten in a new shipment.

Deidara dangled one of the latest items infront of his face "the tourists must be pretty stupid, to buy in to all of the demon stuff" he muttered, still focusing on the thing in his hand.

"what is this trashy trinket anyway, un?" as he moved it around in his fingers. It was a strange necklace with a red pearl like jewel, made of glass, on the end of it.

"That my love" Deidara cringed "is a replica of the Sharingan no tama, it..." at this point all Deidara could hear was a bunch of random blahs as his grandfather started another one of his stories that made no sence.

In that time, he allowed his mind to wander to the subject he was most curious about, his 15th birthday.

"Hey grandpa" he said, cutting off his grandpa from his story "you remember my birthday is coming up, yeah. What have you gotten for me?" he said, forgetting all about everything else.

His grandpa flashed him a warm smile and said "i was going to wait for your birthday but i see no harm in giving it to you early" as he pulled something out from his apron and handed it to him.

Deidara stared at the strange orange book with a look of disbelief on his face "Ummm...thanks" he said, not taking his visible eye off the front page that was entitled "Come Come Paradise".

"I'm glad you like it, i was working on that book for months on end and only recently it was published" beamed his grandpa as he left the room.

That night Deidara was woken up by something poking his forehead, he tried to ignore it but it still kept going.

Poke

poke poke

poke poke poke

"alright already, i'm up" groaned Deidara as he sat up in bed and rubbed the sleep from his eyes.

"Dei, Niisan" came the squeaky voice of his brother "there are some strange noises coming from outside"

"you woke me up for that?" he said as he slipped out of bed, still dressed in his school pants that he was too lazy to bother taking off, and walked his brother out his room "fine, lets go check it out, shall we"

The chill night air nipped at his exposed chest as he walked along the ground barefoot, his brother, still dressed in his pajamas, walked slowly behind him.

Deidara found himself at a strange wooden shrine that looked like it was forgotten for many years "Is this the place, Tobi?" he asked turning around. Tobi gave a nervous nod for 'yes'.

"right, stay out here, i'll go in and check it out" he said as he slid the door open slowly.

It was dark, only a little light from the moon helped him see, there was not much in the shrine, just an old well.

Creek

click

This sound made him jump before realizing something "Tobi!, you had better not have locked me in here, do you here me, un?" silence.

"great, i'm locked in here for the night with almost no clothes on, Tobi is going to pay for this" he muttered to himself, now wishing that he hadn't thrown away the book his grandpa gave him, at least it would have given him something to read while he was locked up.

Shuffle shuffle

"Is someone here?" he asked "hello!" his heart started to beat more rapidly as his brain thought up new ways to scare him.

'what if it's a lunatic wielding a knife?' he thought 'or or one of those jahovis witnesses, or worse, my grandpa coming top return that book and give he the birds and the bees speech' he gulped.

"THE JEWEL!" demanded a bodiless voice.

Deidara backed up towards the well as he looked around trying to find the owner of the voice.

"what jewel? I don't have a jewel, please leave me alone" he shivered as he felt his back hit the cold stone of the well.

A dark shadow with leering red eyes appeared from out of nowhere and moved slowly towards him, repeating "GIVE IT TO ME!!"

Forgetting he was close to the uncovered well, Deidara leaned back in order to avoid the shadow, as a result he ended up tumbling in face first.

He closed his eyes tightly as he felt himself being pulled down, deeper and deeper until..

thud

He hit solid ground "owww..." he groaned as he steadily got ho his feet and brushed off his now dirty, dark blue pants.

He looked around and noticed bones, hundreds of them, all different sizes from different origins. He shivered at this, wondering who and what had teeth the size of your arm, whatever it was he was glad it was dead.

He looked up and noticed a very bright light, not caring why, he climbed to the top of the well muttering what he'd do with his brother when he found him.

Once at the top he looked around and noticed something odd...

"who moved the shrine?" he said looking around, taking in his surroundings before climbing out of the well.

"I don't think i'm in Tokyo anymore"

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Dei: wow...i'm gay?

Sphinxgal: yup, please review