"hello" God/Kami speaking to Kayla

"Suiton: Suiryūdan no Jutsu!" Jutsu name

"Hello", speaking or when Kayla is in human form

Flashback- Flashback

"Hello" Kayla speaking in cat form

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Kayla's POV

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!" I shouted. Of course, cat style meowing. The little girl who named me Tora, was chasing me. I ran away often because that fat ass idiot always gave me a bone crushing hug with those ugly fat hands.

The girl's name is Shinma, a very annoying little brat.

"COME HERE MY LITTLE TORA! I AM JUST GOING TO GIVE YOU A BIG PINK RIBBON!" She shouted, holding out a bright ugly pink colored ribbon.

"GET AWAY FROM ME!" I meowed desperately

Just before she crus-, I mean hugged me from the ground, I use my claws to climb up the walls because it is kind of carpet-y. I hanged from the ceiling and as I looked down, I saw Shinma pouting very ugly. It was a good thing that the ceiling is very high…. Almost as high as a 4 story house.

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"DADDY!" She shrieked. I winced while snarling because she sounds like a banshee.

The fat dude came in and he looked where his daughter is looking and sighed

"Tora ran away again?" He asked and seeing her nod, he made a decision that it make me want to scratch him.

'Curse you God!' I thought in my mind and I swear that I heard him chuckling.

"Okay, I will be calling in the shinobis. Either the Senju or Uchiha. To get her" He said and went off. I stared in horror and I went towards the crystal chandelier.

I rested in there and God had given me some thing called Chakra. He gave me information to how to unlock chakra. It's kind of cool. Probably how Jesus walks on water…. But I wonder how he separated bread and wine then it multiplies.

I meditated on top of the chandelier. I sat down cat style and took in a deep breath and listened to my heartbeat. Soon, I saw something warm and bright inside then tried to take it. It was hard to capture it. It felt like water is slipping out of my hand. So I slowly took it. Made it rise up towards my head like I am catching a fish.

Soon I felt something coming out and I snapped my eyes open and found myself covered in blue… but then suddenly the blue thing made out words

'Yo! This is god! Congratulations on getting the chakra!' It said.

"Seriously?" I meowed

'Yes. I am serious as a cereal' It said and it disappeared. I face palmed… or face pawed…

I looked up at the ceiling and sighed. I would have to stay here till who knows when.

I felt something speeding up on me and I dodged then hanged my claws far away from the chandelier. I saw 4 brats. One had a white hair, the 2 other have a brown hair though one is darker than the other who has a scar on his right cheek and the last has a brown hair at his right while white hair to his left.

"Hey is this a ninja cat?" The dark haired brunette asked

"No, she was from a pet parent, Senju-san" The fat dude said. I never bothered to learn his name because it sucked. I was supposed to know English since I'm from England but I moved to a Japanese-speaking place. So God gave me knowledge to know a lot of things in here. The past, present and the future... plus with Japanese.

Shit, Senju. I have learnt that I am in fucking naruto because of the information in here. A Japanese anime show that Chloe have been introduced to. She was addicted by it and I heard that there is a sequel to it. And it haven't even been finished and more than 168 episodes if you include the shippuden and the beginning.

Well, back to the actions. Senju Tobirama is the younger white hair guy, the hybrid hair color dude is Senju Itama, the dark haired brunette is Senju Hashirama while the one with scar is Senju Kawarama. It's clearly still in the Clan wars and the Daimyo, who is the father of Shinma, doesn't do a shit about it even though it's his country. I don't get it, in Japan, you have your last name at the front while your given name is at the back. While in England, your given name is at the front while your last name is at the back. Like mine, Kayla Hughes.

So don't mind me, I am just telling you the facts about it. I think that Senjus have great control on their chakras, just like the Hyūgas if my information is correct. You know? While I'm on the ceiling, it feels like I'm doing something like mission impossible or something. So right now, I am humming... meowing the theme song. Even the pink panther show even though it isn't something with missions on it. If you have a kid, you would understand that you suddenly like or watch the same show your kid is watching.

I have a feeling that God just did this just because he was bored and he wanted entertainment. And I happened to just die in the exact moment. There are lots of people than animals so I think that they... I mean humans, though I am not exactly human anymore, are as active as rabbits in a mating season... yeah...

I don't have anything to use as a metaphor so I used that instead. I went into the vent. I walked into it and I smell something fresh and breezy. So I went that way through the vent. As I walked out, I saw the most flabbergasting view I have ever seen. It was really cool. There are thousands of different flowers in different places. I went near the cliff where there were fences that prevented you just in case if you fell by accident or purpose. Over here, it was sunset and it is very clear. Unlike the city view where it's all polluted and doomed to have fallen out. I dreamed about it and crushed Kyle first. I perked my ears as I heard something move in the bush. So I went off the cliff and jumped from tree to tree. I heard a scream and I looked up then smirked at their expressions. The Tobirama dude had a constipated look, the hybrid hair color dude and the scar cheeked guy had his hand held out like Juliet was doing to Romeo while Hashirama has almost jumped over.

I ran as fast as I can and found a forest. I nestled on top of the branch but I woke up due to an argument. I think it's those brats but it wasn't because it sounds like a very deep voice and only 2 are there. There were 2 uchihas. I saw his hand signs and poofed into someone else. I registered it in my mind to remember the hand signs for the Henge no Jutsu so I could practice it. I ran off to another empty spot and used the Henge no Jutsu to transform into myself from my past life but with modified clothes like a kimono. I still have my brown hair and brown eyes with blue kimono. It has a 2 black dragon going around from the edge of my kimono, curling up towards my chest with black fire surrounding it. It's a pretty good fashion.

I walked towards a tree and I saw a movement nearby a tree and glanced at it. I saw the 4 brats looking around frantically to find the cat me. Kawarama noticed me and looked up at me as I glanced down.

"Hey Miss! Have you seen cat that has brown fur and black stripes?" He asked

"Sorry, I was just walking around. I seem to have gotten lost" I said.. I'm seriously lost. But I think it's better surviving in the wild than that idiotic fat brat.

I immediately ran away after they left and de-henged myself back to my… cat body and ran towards the same cliff to watch the view… I guess that I was so absorbed in it that I didn't noticed that I was grabbed from behind. I saw a pair of hand wrapped around my waist till my stomach and I scowled and hissed. I looked behind and saw it was Itama who had me. I scratched his hand and he let go of me immediately and we started playing tag. I ran around in circles, watching in amusement to see that they were trying to keep up with me.

But alas, it only lasted for an hour until I had to go back to cat hell. Is this karma? But what did I do!?

I had to carry my cat bed up above the chandelier to avoid anything else