Bisho: OHAYOOOOO!! I'm back with chapter two. This time, Sesshoumaru is stuck with...YOUKO KURAMA!
Sess: Don't lie.
Bisho: Fine he's stuck with Banky.
Sess: Well, it's better than Naraku.
Bisho: CHANGE OF PLANS. Sess is stuck with Narapoo.
Sess: Oh shit.
Bisho: BWAHAHAHAAA! Read peeps!
Disclaimer: You know dudes, I own Inuyasha! NOT!
"I hate you."
"How sweet; I love you too."
"Shut up. This is all your fault we're stuck in this lift. I'll bang my head sooner or later if we don't get outta here."
"Sorry."
"You, being the lazy one, had to take the lift."
"I'm sorry."
"We couldn't take the stairs. We just had to take the lift!"
"I already said I'm sorry; what else do you want me to do? Parade around naked?"
"No. That'll make me hypervandilate. Go die and I'll cry for joy."
"Serious?"
"No."
"So..."
"I Hate You. We could have been at my girlfriend's party by now."
"So? At least your girlfriend will forgive you. Mine's gonna kill me."
"Kagura has always been tough."
"So..."
"Do you have your mobile phone? Mine's in the car."
"I dunno..."
Lyrics of "My Humps" are played.
"Hello? Oh hey Kagura! Wassup?"
"TELL HER WE'RE STUCK!"
"Nothing much just hanging around with-"
BANG!
"Sorry Kagura Naraku's head is currently smashed into the lift. We're stuck can you call- Hello? Hello?"
"Owwww. What happened?"
"Your phone's outta battery."
"Yeah, forgot to charge again."
"I Hate You."
"Thanks."
(4 Hours Later)
"GOD WE'RE SAVED!"
"Naraku, you can stop being so dramatic now."
"Fine. It's a miracle we didn't die!"
"There was an air vent and air conditioner?"
"I knew that. In fact I was going to say that. Don't steal my lines!"
"Shut up. I've missed Kagome's party and it's all your fault."
"Kagura's gonna kill me."
"I certainly hope she does."
"I hate you."
"I hate you more. Hate you hate you hate you."
"I know. You've ssaid it 279 times."
"Let me say it one more time before I drive to Kagome's house and apologise to her. I. Hate. You."
Silence. (After Sess left)
"I think I went deaf from all that I Hate Yous."
END.
Bisho: Sorry for OOC and corny. Remember to Review! If I get 5-10, I'll do another 2 or 1 chapter. Your deadline is next Saturday or Friday. Ready, Set, Go!!