Chapter 2 (there is a translator at the bottom)
Before we go anywhere, the disclaimer (Also this chapter will have slight profanity, sorry if it offends anyone)
I, MercilessAngel, do not own Lord of the Rings©, Inuyasha©, or YuYu Hakusho© or the Forgotten Realms©. But I do own a Sesshomaru plushie. I love you Zozo.
MercilessAngel: Hello people. Here is chapter 2.
The Baby Orc
0o0o0o0o0oAries's POV0o0o0o0o0o
Well, things seemed to have been going well in our lives, me Aries a.k.a. Aryea, and Button a.k.a. Alana were quite content. We were in Middle Earth, with a magic backpack, and ass kicking swords. Life was good. Until we ran into a web of giant talking, yes talking, spiders that is.
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"Oh my god, oh my god! We're gonnna DIE!"
"Will you shut up Aries, we are not going to die."
"We're gonna die, we're gonna die. I'm too young to die!"
"Yesssss, my prettiesss, you aresss going to diesss."
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Talking spiders!"
"I told you we were going to die... HELP!!!"
"HELLLPP-"
"EHHHHHH HELP LORD SESSHOMARU I'M FALLI-"
CRASH
"Hahaha Master Jaken go boom."
And here we see Lord Sesshomaru in all of his fluffy glory floating upon his cloud to the ground with Rin riding apon Ah-Un in his wake. And Jaken, a pile of pain on the ground. We were doomed.
"Look Button, Sesshomaru has come to save us!"
"Wench, give me my sword"
"..."
"Hahahahaha, there -haha- goes your love life. Pffft." Note to self: Kill Button.
If I didn't do something fast then we were spider food. Ok think, what to do? He wants his sword thats obvious. Ok first chivalry then if that doesn't work I'll lets force him into a corner. That should work... I hope.
"Is that how you treat a lady? And no your not getting back till I say so, so help me"
"No"
"Then I guess that spiders gonna eat it."
"..."
"So you could save us... or you could wait until, you know, it comes out the other end."
"...fine"
Hook, line, and sinker. He walked toward me and Sesshomaru pulling out his killing sword, Toukijin, looking oh so sinister, and oh so sexy.
"Hey Aries, I dont think this is going to be pleasant-"
Crash, Bam
"Ow, that hurt. Ew, we're covered in spider."
"Give me my swords."
"Wait a minute Tetsusaiga isn't yours. Its mine. My sword." Button growled viscously.
"Yah and if I give you Tensaiga you're just going to leave me to die, aren't you?"
"..."
That, that, that baka yokai! He can't leave us to die! Sigh, But I still love him.
0o0o0o0o0o0 Button's POV 0o0o0o0o0o0
He looked at me with his narrowed nasty puke yellow eyes and demanded my, yes let me repeat my, sword. Well he ain't gettin it. He turned to Aries and starred at her for awhile. What, did she say something? That or he loves her...ewww. Why does she get her demon and I dont get mine?
"Sooo Aries it looks like we're in Mirkwood huh?"
"Thats how it appears" she was looking at the spider guts littering the floor.
"Soooo... is Jaken dead?" I looked over at him and it doesn't look like he's moved at all.
"No Master Jaken is very much alive. See, watch." Rin... well I think thats her name walked over to Jaken and kicked him. He groaned. Guess he's alive after all.
"So Sesshomau, guess we're travling for awhile." I looked at Aries like she was nuts, trying to burn a hole through her head. It wasn't working. Why should he travel with us?
"Why would this Seshomaru travel with you?" Exactly.
"Because you want Tensaiga and Tetsusaiga remember. And if you come with us you have a better chance of getting them. Plus, you have no idea of where you are and we do. By the way I'm Aryea but you can call me Aries and this is Alana but we call her Button."
Why is she giving that thing my name!
"Thats Ms. Alana to you Mister."
"Stupid Human! How dare you disrespect Lord Sesshomaru like that! Why I should blah, blah, blah blah-"
What is he saying? Gosh I can't understand a word he's thats coming out of his mouth!
"Silence Jaken"
"..."
Wow, that was... wow.
0o0o0o0o0o Jaken's POV 0o0o0o0o0
Nasty humans, disrespecting this Jaken's lord. I will show them. Yes... I will show them...
0o0o0o0o0o0 Aries's POV 0o0o0o0o0o0
Ahh. The raw power that he commands even when he's speaking is pure perfection. I could listen to him for hours even if he was teaching some tedious lesson!
"So where do we go from here?" I was still very much enchanted by Sesshoumaru and refusing to allow anyone else my attention.
"I was under the notion you knew where we are"
"Oh we know where we are, I was just inquiring as to our chosen destination." There that sounded empressive.
"Stop trying to sound smart Aries. It isn't working." How, how could she DO that in front of the yokai she knows I so despretley want to empress. Ooo she better watch her back when a certain vertically challanged fire freak shows up like he's bound to do. She is going to pay.
"Shut up ugly pyro lover. I say we head to where the elvsies are."
"What are elvsies, pretty red head?" Rin, sweet Rin (she called me pretty). I could tell we were going to be great friends.
"Well Rin elves are immortals, with improved senses, reflexes, and just about everything else. They have pointy ears and like trees."
"So they are yokai?"
"No Rin because yokai have special powers and stuff that elves don't have."
"These elves, they are superior to humans?" Wow... my dream yokai is talking to me.
"I guess you could say that but humans and elves aren't the only beings here Sesshomaru. There are the Hobbits, or halflings, dwarves, orcs, giant spiders, dragons -though I think they are all gone-, bolrogs, um... Nazgul, and all those evil creatures deep underground in dark places. Did I miss anything Button?"
"Yes you did. The Nazgul mounts and the ents."
"Of course them too. So should we go to the elves?"
"It seems like our best bet from here." And this is where the fun begins...
You may be wondering how I found myself in the arms of a hot inuyokai. Well thats the true beauty of it all. Au-un though strong he is would be serverly slowed carrying Rin, Jaken, Button, and me so it was coughdecidedcough that I would ride with Sesshomaru on his cloud.
Finding a hidden elven city in a forest of thick trees was going to be like a needle in a hey-stack, so we agreed a bird's eye point of view would be FAR more sufficient. So as Jaken, Rin, and Button took to Au-Un I took to Sesshomaru. The first thing I noticed about the cloud was how soft it felt. I thought I would slip right through and did but only sunk to my ankles. The edges seemed misted and hazy like they weren't there all the way. Then I noticed how freakin cold it was the hight up. Then how how HIGH up we were. Then how warm inuyokai were when you clung to them. Though he didn't seem too confortable.
0o0o0o0o0o0 Sesshomaru's POV 0o0o0o0o0o0
How oddly these humans behaved. They seem to be of considerate intellegence one moment, then as dense as his disgracful half brother the next. And this odd red head fears heights. Their appearence is also of oddity. The one who appears to have brown-red hair with light golden roots is wearing odd leggings of some rough material in different shades of green that looks quite durable. She also wears an odd tunic with no sleeves what so ever, also of green shades. Her foot wear resembles like nothing of those of the villagers.
Her companion had a dark golden shade of hair and gray green eyes. She was wearing some black, conton like topless kimono with an equally black tunic with sleeves that were short, but longer then the ones of those on the tunic of the one called Aries. Her foot wear resembled that of Aries. Speaking of Aries she seemed to be clinging tighter.
"Girl, what are you doing?"
"Bad heights... cold... and did I mention bad, evil heights?"
"You dislike how high we are but you haven't answerd my question."
"I am clinging to you because you are warm." So I am warm am I?
Allowing the girl to continue her clinging I scaned the ground below searching for signs of this elven city.
"Girl-"
"Please stop calling me girl. Call me Aries."
"... Aries how are we to recognize this city."
"Oh... well I remember something about there being a river running through where it is. But I also remember something about it being well hidden. Does that help?"
"If we-" I dove the cloud sharply to the left narrowly avoiding an arrow that was clearly aimed for us.
"We are under attack" Au-Un and I continued to dodge the arrows.
"Yay I noticed. And by arrows no less. That means the elves have spotted us."
"You said nothing about them attacking us." How could she let something of such importence slip her mind?
"Well they won't if we land. They are probably frightened of Au-Un. So land."
"Woman are you out of your mind. They are attacking us."
"I know and if we land they will stop. So land now."
The stubborn human who first appeared to be intellagent is appearently as ignorant as the rest. And with no self preservation instincts. The only way to stop them is to kill them which I couldn't do from here so I did land.
And they stopped their attack... damn human woman.
"Told you so." Damn human woman.
(Note: I am going to make the elves talk funny just fo the hell of it soo enjoy.)
"Who be you?" The elves had surrounded us. The girl was right they did have pointy ears and walked silently.
"I am Aries, this is Lord Sesshomaru, his retainer Jaken, dragon Au-Un, and ward Rin, and my companion Button."
"STOP TELLING EVERYONE MY NAME! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED?"
"Sorrrrry. Just trying to be polite."
"Grrrrrr" Impressive growl this Button has.
"Grrrrrrr" And Aries is almost demonic.
"Do you see them... they have a baby orc, and he is an elf!" The humans seemed to be quite entertained with this. And they think I am an elf. Hmmmm.
...What is a baby orc?
That's all for now. Apperently thing are going to get ugly. Please be patient and review. Flames will be used to make smores, so feel welcome. I will be putting all translations down here after every chapter.
Kami - god
Yokai- demon
Baka- idiot
Inu- dog
(Therefore Inuyokai is Dog-demon)