Author's Note: And here's the conclusion to Uber Drama's opening. One thing I'd like to say is that I realize most of my opening challenges are really similar, and I apologize if that makes it feel formulaic. It's not that I can't come up with any new ideas, it's simply that I feel that the idea I have is a good way to introduce multiple characters and teams. Just so you know :)
"Welcome back to the opening of Uber Drama Island," Chris exclaimed. "Last time we met 24 new contestants who were ready to compete for one million dollars. The name of the game was finding their home-bases for the summer. Four of the old players, Courtney, Trent, Lindsay, and DJ, have got their camps set up and are waiting for the newbies to show up. It's six people per time , so you snooze you lose…like Miss Robyn is doing here."
The camera zoomed out to show Robyn reading her book.
"Look at me, I'm getting visibility!" Robyn exclaimed. "The winner has to have decent visibility every episode, you know."
"Well, let's fix that," Chris said as he took the camera back on him. "Now, this cast consisted of Linda, a sweet girl intent on making sandwiches for everyone, Roquette a girl who acted sweet but was actually planning on manipulating the others, Percy, a boy who spoke in poetry, and Nile, a teen idol."
"And me!" Robyn added.
"Not for long," Chris grumbled. "Anyways, they broke off into groups to search for their camps. How well that play out…find out right now on Uber Drama Island!"
Theme Song:
(Song begins and cameras begin popping out of random spots.)
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine.
(Chris is shown on the dock with Robyn and Mia. He shoved both of them into the water.)
You guys are on my mind.
(As the girls struggle in the water, Lance goes by on a surf board.)
You asked me what I wanted to be…
(Lance arrives at the beach where Percy is writing poetry.)
…and now I think the answer is plain to see.
(In the forest, Freyda is swinging on a vine. She's surprised to see BonBon come swinging by on one too.)
I wanna be famous.
(BonBon crashed into Dante and crushes him against a tree. Trevor pulls her off and the two smile at each other.)
I wanna live close to the sun…
(On the mountain, Destiny and Brett are racing to climb to the top.)
…go pack your bags cause I've already won.
(Both are annoyed to see Nicky fly past on a jetpack.)
Everything to prove nothing in my way.
(On a river, Johnny and Rexx are carefully trying to cross some logs.)
I'll get there one day.
(Sally tosses her cigarette away and it gets in Rexx's hair. He panics and knocks both boys into the water.)
Cause I wanna be famous!
(Roquette grins evilly and tosses a rock and Leslie.)
Na na na na na na na na na na.
(Leslie turns around and sees Nathaniel. The two get into a fight and end up bumping Tina. Tina stumbles forward and bumps into Vince who gets angry and shoves her back.)
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna famous.
(The four veterans set up a bunch of lights as Nile and Darla before a dance together on the Dock of Shame.)
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous.
(Nile stumbles backwards and ends up bumping into Linda. The two smile at each other.)
(As the tune whistles, Azazel is shown leaning against a tree. He is shocked to find Bronwyn stumble out, clearly exhausted.)
(Vince, Trevor, and Brett)
The three boys were making their way through the forest. They walked through brambles and bushes, without seeing any signs of their targets.
"We have been walking for hours!" Vince shouted. "This is insane!"
"It hasn't been that long," Brett corrected. "It just seems like that because this forest is so big."
"Stupid forest, why'd you have to be so big!" Vince shouted as he started kicking a tree. "And why does everything have to look the same. We could be walking in circles for all we know!"
"It's fine," Brett said. "We just have to keep moving, we'll get there eventually."
"We'd better," Vince grumbled.
Confessional:
Vince-I came here to challenge myself, not walk around in a forest!
Trevor-Vince may be a bit loud, but he actually seems like an alright guy. When he's not mad he can actually be pretty nice…too bad he's almost always mad.
(Nile and Leslie)
Leslie marched through the forest with determination as Nile followed behind her. They were headed in opposite direction as the boys were.
"Okay, listen up, this is how it's going to work," Leslie declared sternly. "We're going to get to the cabin and then we're going to align. You'll do what I say and vote for who I want. Understand?"
"You're not the boss of me," Nile retorted.
"Say that again," Leslie exclaimed as she grabbed Nile's collar again. "Think again, bud, as long as I'm out here, I am your boss!"
"Ah, I see," Nile replied. "Oh hey, look, there's the cabin!"
"Where!?" Leslie exclaimed as she turned around. "I don't see anything, you idiot!?"
However, when she turned around again, she found that Nile was already sprinting away.
"Fine, you've just made yourself a very dangerous enemy," Leslie grumbled.
Confessional:
Nile-Yeah, I know I'm a celebrity, but I can still take care of myself on my own. I was in a movie about the Olympics once so I can pretend to run really, really fast.
Leslie-Back home I'm the leader of the local gang. Everyone knows that you either give me what I want or I'll take what I want! This island will be treated the same way.
(Mia)
Mia had taken a strong lead on everyone else. She hadn't got West like the boys, nor had she gone East like Leslie, instead she had headed North straight to the large mountain in the center of the forest. Once she arrived at the base she paused briefly to lean against a tree and catch her breath.
"Okay, Mia," she said to herself. "Looks like it's time to go up."
She began stretching before she shook herself and charged at the mountain. She hopped up and quickly began scaling it.
Confessional:
Mia-Chris is a pretty predictable guy. He's not going to put the cabins in random spots, he's going to choose landmarks…like this huge mountain.
(BonBon, Nicky, Dante, Percy, and Rexx)
The large group was stumbling around through the brambles in the middle of the forest. Percy had gotten his suit snagged on a branch, and BonBon had tripped over a root.
"Come on, people, we want to get there today," Dante grumbled.
"We're still not getting anywhere," BonBon remarked. "Look at these trees; we passed them five minutes ago. We're going in circles."
"No, we're not," Dante insisted. "It must just be a coincidence."
"These trees look pretty similar," BonBon argued. "I even remember that stump."
"No two snowflakes look the same," Percy remarked, "yet no one said if trees are game."
"Guys, guys, we're not going to get anywhere if we keep arguing," Rexx exclaimed. "Let's just keep going this way. I'm sure we'll get there soon enough."
"Choo-choo!" Nicky exclaimed as he followed after Rexx.
Confessional:
Dante-Remind me why I'm working with these guys again.
Rexx-I'd really rather not have to take charge, because that's sure to put a target on my back right from the start. However, sometimes sacrifices are necessary.
(Nathaniel and Sally)
Nathaniel and Sally were walking through a western part of the forest. Sally, however, was frequently stopping and breaking into a coughing fit.
"Are you sure you don't want to just go home now?" Nathaniel asked. "You can barely walk five steps, let alone compete in challenges."
"Whatevs," Sally scoffed. "I'm sure the boys will find…some other reason for keeping me."
"Yeah, keep telling yourself that," Nathaniel remarked. "Now, hurry up, we don't want to fall behind."
"Gimme a minute," Sally said as she sat down on a rock.
"Ugh, this is ridiculous," Nathaniel groaned. "I'm trying to help you out."
"And I appreciate it…if that's what you want to hear," Sally scoffed. "I'll be sure to repay you tonight."
And stop saying that," Nathaniel snapped. "Come on, we're moving on."
Sally groaned reluctantly as she got up and followed Nathaniel.
Confessional:
Sally-I didn't come here to make friends or play challenge or any of that crap. I just came here for the million dollars.
Nathaniel-Sally is insufferable. I'm only putting up with her because I know it'll be that much sweeter when I vote her out.
(Destiny and Bronwyn)
Destiny continued to sprint through the woods, while Bronwyn struggled to keep up some distance behind.
"I strongly suggest you…reconsider my offer," Bronwyn exclaimed.
Destiny ignored her. Soon, Destiny had arrived at the base of the mountain.
"Ah, now things are getting interesting," Destiny remarked. "This looks like a challenge."
Skillfully she pulled herself up and began to climb. By the time Bronwyn arrived, she was already well up the wall. Bronwyn took one look at the mountain and her face dropped.
"Hm, attempting to ascend would be a highly unfavorable decision," she muttered to herself.
She then looked at the tree around her.
"Luckily, the power of kinematics shall help," she exclaimed.
Confessional:
Destiny-Bronwyn can have the brain of Einstein for all I care, that doesn't change the fact that she's not strong enough to be out her. The physical aspect is just as big as the mental one and if you can't handle both then you have no place here.
(Linda and Darla)
The two girls were walking through the eastern part of the forest.
"Alright, so I'll require a massage every morning and I need a glass of orange juiced mixed with Mountain Dew each evening," Darla explained. "It's supposed to keep your eyes their bluest."
"Um, you see, Miss Darla, there seems to be a bit of a misunderstanding here," Linda said. "I'm not actually your assistant."
"Oh don't worry, it's fine," Darla said. "Lots of fans have wanted to bend over backwards for me without 'officially' being my assistants. I won't tell anyone."
"Well, that's not quite what I meant," Linda tried to say.
"Now, enough dilly-dallying," Darla exclaimed. "We need to arrive at the cabin in time for me to enjoy the sunset. Which way?"
"Uh, well, I don't know," Linda said. "We've just been walking aimlessly for the past little wild."
"Hm, if you're going to be my assistant then you'll need to do better than that," Darla scolded.
The two girls came to a cliff, but still saw no sign of the cabin.
"Ugh, we took a wrong turn," Darla grumbled. "I will not stand for this."
"Oh, well, at least it is a nice view," Linda said.
Suddenly, the rocks gave way under Linda and she stumbled downward. She was just able to grab onto a plant coming out of the rocks before plummeting into the water.
"Oh, Miss Darla, could you please help me up?" Linda asked.
"Mm, sorry, but arms can't take that kind of strain," Darla replied. "And, to be honest, you weren't the best assistant."
"Wait, don't leave me here!" Linda exclaimed.
"I've got a cabin to find," Darla said as she took off.
"Somebody, help!" Linda called.
She could feel the branch beginning to snap. Desperately she tried to cling onto whatever she could. Then a hand reached down and grabbed her.
"Oh thank you," she sighed in relief as she was pulled up.
She came face to face with Nile as sunlight shone down on them and a heavenly chorus sung.
"Oh…my," Linda breathed.
"Oh, excuse me," Nile said as he took out a cellphone. "That's mine…it does that every hour."
"Thank you for saving me," Linda said.
"Hey, happy to help," Nile said. "Are you okay?"
"Yes, yes," Linda said. "Just a little shaken."
"Well, I've rescued damsel before in several films…but now I can say I've done it for real," Nile remarked.
"Now, perhaps we could work together," Linda suggested.
"Good idea," Nile said. "I'm sure the cabin's got to be around here somewhere."
Confessional:
Darla-You want to know how much of a star I am? I haven't had one concert, or even appeared on TV once and the paparazzi still won't leave me alone…I mean, I can't see them, but I can feel them watching me.
Linda-That Darla is quite unpleasant indeed. But I mustn't think negative thoughts, that'll only make it worse. (She takes a breath) Instead I'll think about the positives…like meeting Nile (She sighs).
(Johnny and Lance)
The two boys were sitting on the surfboard floating in the middle of the lake. The waves had died down and they were left out in the water, nowhere near the island.
"So, are you sure this is going to get us there?" Johnny asked.
"Nope," Lance replied.
"Okay, just checking," Johnny said.
Confessional:
Lance-I just came here to surf, that's all I want to do. All the rest…meh, if I feel like it.
Johnny-My teachers tell me that I'm not much of an individual thinker. I think they're right.
(Roquette and Tina)
The two girls were walking to the West. Despite their initial roles, Roquette had taken the lead. She had proven to be more adept at working through the brambles while Tina was still struggling to get through. Roquette made face at the camera and mimed shooting herself, before returning to look at Tina.
"Are you alright?" she asked sweetly.
"Yep, yep, no problem," Tina said as she pulled some thorns out of her coat.
"I'd really hate to be the last one to arrive," Roquette remarked.
"Don't worry, we'll get there," Tina said.
Suddenly, Freyda swung by the two on a vine. She quickly disappeared back into the trees.
"What was that!?" Tina exclaimed.
"Well, obviously it was a crazy girl on a vine," Roquette said dryly, before adding sweetly, "I mean…I think."
"That's what I thought, too," Tina remarked.
"Then maybe that's what it was," Roquette said drying to keep the edge out of her voice. "Now, let's keep moving."
"Right," Tina said.
The two girls kept walking. However, after a few steps their shoes got stuck to the ground. The more they pulled, the more their legs sunk.
"Oh no, quicksand!" Tina exclaimed.
"Help!" Roquette cried.
"Okay, okay, stay calm, don't panic," Tina said. "Panicking will make it worse."
"Okay," Roquette said as she caught her breath.
"Oh, we're all going to die!" Tina cried as she started flailing frantically.
Confessional:
Roquette-Tina is so dense. I could walk around with a shirt saying 'F**k you' and she'd still think I was the world's sweetest girl.
(Chris and Robyn)
"Oops, did I forget to mention that I left some deadly quicksand in the island?" Chris chuckled to the audience.
"Well, yes, but I already figured it out," Robyn answered. "I mean, it's a pretty general assumption that you'd have some sort of deathtrap and—"
"I wasn't talking to you," Chris snapped. "Now, let's get back to the campers who matter."
(BonBon, Dante, Percy, Nicky, and Rexx)
"…I'm telling you, if we hadn't turned left, we would have been fine," Dante argued.
"And I'm telling you that I know what I'm doing," BonBon retorted. "We were going in circles thanks to your directions, so why don't you leave it to someone a little more capable?"
"Sometimes the greatest riddles leave no trace," Percy remarked, "but sometimes the answer is in front of your face."
"Yeah, Percy, I'm really not in the mood for that," Dante grumbled.
"I think what he was trying to say," Rexx said, "is…the mountain is right there!"
Everyone turned to see that they had indeed walked right to the mountain.
"Ooh, let's climb up!" Nicky exclaimed.
"There's a good chance that Chris put a camp up there," Rexx agreed.
The five came out of the woods to find Bronwyn struggling. She was trying to leap up, but couldn't reach the tree. Or she would try to lift a rock, only to find that it was too heavy.
"Oh good, more units of upper strength," Bronwyn exclaimed. "Would you be so kind as to take hold of this?"
BonBon shrugged and grabbed onto the branch.
"And now, you there with the bichromatic hair," Bronwyn said as she pointed to Dante, "tie these appendages down."
Dante grumbled, but grabbed some vines and tied to branches to against the trunk.
"And now you, when I give the signal, sever these bonds," Bronwyn said as she positioned herself on the tree.
She held up her finger as if she was testing the wind.
"3…2…1…Now!" she exclaimed.
With that, Nicky sliced the vines and Bronwyn was sent soaring on a perfect trajectory for the top of the mountain.
"Well now…I don't suppose any of us can try that?" BonBon asked.
"I wouldn't risk it," Rexx said. "There's no telling how her brain functions."
"Ooh, ooh, ding, ding, idea!" Nicky exclaimed.
Nicky ran off into the forest eagerly. Percy and Rexx meanwhile were examining the mountain.
"Hm, do you think we could scale that?" Rexx asked. "Looks tough."
"Fools rush in where angels where fear to tread," Percy answered. "Alexander Pope."
While they were talking, BonBon was inching over to Dante.
"So…you got a girl back home?" she asked.
"Stay away from me," Dante said as he wandered away.
Nicky had returned by now carrying a hollow log, some rocks, grass, and what looked like a glob of sap.
"What's that?" BonBon asked.
"It's gonna be a rocket!" Nicky exclaimed. "It'll go up really, really fast. Zoom-zoom!"
"Huh? That doesn't look like a rocket to me," BonBon remarked.
"Watch!" Nicky exclaimed.
He set the log so it was facing upwards. Then he filled it with the sap. Then he began striking the rocks together to get a fire started on the grass.
"Hold on tight," Nicky cautioned. "There's going to be a big boom-boom!"
BonBon grabbed onto one of the branches of the log. Nicky grabbed another and tossed the burning grass into the log. With a huge explosion the two of them were set blasting off into the sky.
"Waaaaaaah!" BonBon cried.
"Weeeee!" Nicky exclaimed.
The two of them overshot the mountain and kept going up and up into the atmosphere.
"Uh-oh," Nicky remarked.
Back on the ground, Percy and Rexx both looked up nervously.
"Well…I won't be trying that," Rexx remarked. "Looks like our only option is to climb."
"Or…" Dante announced. "We could just walk up here."
He pushed aside some rocks to reveal a trail leading up the mountain.
"Oh yeah, let's do that," Rexx agreed.
Confessional:
Dante-Ugh, idiots.
BonBon-(covered in soot) That. Was. Incredible! But…also life-flash-before-your-eyes level of scary.
Nicky-Hm, we need smaller boom. I'll make a note for next time.
(Nathaniel and Sally)
The two were still walking through the woods. Sally was clearly reluctant, but she was following after Nathaniel.
"Look, I think I see something," Nathaniel noted.
He picked up the pace and Sally grunted in frustration as she did the same. After working through more vegetation, they finally came to a wood cabin in a clearing in the woods. Lindsay exited and waved her hands excitedly.
"Hi, new guys!" she exclaimed. "Welcome to your cabin. You're the first to arrive."
"Seriously?" Nathaniel asked in surprise as he looked at Sally. "The other campers must be really slow or really lost."
"Why don't you go inside and rest up?" Lindsay offered.
"Hey, does anyone else hear screaming?" Nathaniel asked.
"No," Sally replied, "but if you want I—"
"Don't even finish that sentence," Nathaniel said. "Just forget I asked."
With that, the two entered the cabin.
Confessional:
Nathaniel-On second thought, being alone in a cabin with Sally probably wasn't the best idea. I sincerely hope the others show up soon.
(Brett, Vince, and Trevor)
The three boys were still making their way through the forest without any signs of finding anything.
"This is ridiculous, this is just—urgh!" Vince exclaimed as he punched a tree.
"Just keep cool," Trevor said.
"Hey, do you guys here something?" Brett asked. "It sounds like…screaming."
The two other boys went silent and listened.
"I think it's coming from over here," Brett said as he rushed in the direction he had pointed.
"Hey, wait up!" Vince called.
Brett moved quickly, though, as he closed in on the sound. He soon found Roquette and Tina sinking into quicksand.
"Hurry, help!" Tina called.
Brett quickly grabbed a large branch and held it out. The girls grabbed on and he pulled them out.
"Oh, thank you!" Roquette exclaimed.
Tina tried brushing off all the mud that stuck to her dress to no avail.
"Perhaps you'd like to walk with us," Roquette suggested to Brett.
"Okay, I guess," Brett said.
The three barely had to take a few steps, though, before they saw that the cabin was just behind the bushes.
"Congratulations!" Lindsay exclaimed. "You've all made it!"
"Hooray!" They all cheered.
"Hey, I just realized something," Tina said. "We're all red-heads here. We could have, like, a red-head alliance."
"Hey, I'm a red-head!" Vince snapped as he and Trevor showed up. "We aren't I included in this group!?"
"Well, uh, you see…" Tina muttered.
At that moment, Freyda dropped down from the trees and landed next to them. Nathaniel and Sally came out of the cabin to investigate.
"Because the team's full," Tina declared. "So sorry, too bad."
"Are you trying to exclude me!?" Vince snapped. "I'll show you!"
"Okay, let's go," Trevor said as he grabbed Vince's arm and dragged him away.
Once the two were gone, Lindsay turned to her team.
"Alright, now I get to give you a super special team name!" Lindsay exclaimed. "Ooh, ooh, let me think…"
"Ooh, I've got it!" she exclaimed. "You shall be Team Less Than Three!"
"What does that mean…exactly?" Roquette asked.
"I don't know," Lindsay answered. "But my boyfriend, Tyler, always texts it to me, so it must be something sweet. Maybe it means there are less than three things wrong with me…awww, I love you too, Tyler!"
Confessional:
Tina-It's not that I have anything against Vince, I'm not judgemental like that, but I was thinking of poor Roquette. How would she survive with a guy who's always yelling like that?
Roquette-I'm pretty happy with the group I've got. Brett is strong so we've got him for the challenge department, and Tina is right in the palm of my hands so I can count on her vote.
Brett-Too bad that those other guys couldn't join, but, hey, a team's a team no matter who's in it.
Vince-How dare those elitist girls think they're too good for me!? And how dare Brett betray me and side with them? Oh, I'm so mad!
Trevor-Well, it's a bit disappointing that we travelled all this time just to learn that the nearest team was full, but we're not out yet.
(Leslie)
Leslie sprinted through the woods by herself. After forcing her way through all the vines and shrubs, she eventually spotted another beach. This one was smaller, and inside of a bay. She hopped down the rocks and landed in the sand. There was a cabin waiting for her in the middle of the beach. Trent exited.
"Congratulations, Leslie!" Trent exclaimed. "You are the first—"
"Ahem," someone said from behind him.
Trent turned around to find Azazel already in the cabin.
"Uh…you're the second to arrive!" Trent exclaimed.
"Bah, second," Leslie cursed as she kicked the sand.
She marched into the cabin with annoyance. The next two to arrive at the beach were Linda and Nile.
"Oh, it just looks so darling," Linda exclaimed.
"Yeah, it's pretty nice," Nile added.
"This is where we're going to be staying?" Linda continued. "I can't believe it. A nice ocean view, I always wanted a house like that."
"Linda, Nile, welcome to your new team," Trent announced.
"Thank you, Mr. Trent," Linda said.
The two entered the cabin to find Leslie and Azazel lying on beds.
"Hello, new team!" Linda exclaimed happily. "I'm sure we'll all get along splendidly."
Leslie just growled at them, while Azazel remained silent. Outside, Darla was just arriving. She was covered in all sorts of brambles and thorns.
"Ugh, I cannot believe this treatment," she scoffed. "Having to do everything for myself? What is this!?"
"Uh, hi, Darla, and welcome to your team," Trent said.
As soon as Darla entered, Nile turned and saw sunlight shine down on her as a heavenly chorus sung. He looked at his phone, but saw that it wasn't the source.
"Oh, that's mine," Darla said.
"We have the same ringtone," Nile noted.
"Interesting," Darla replied.
At that moment, the waves washed something up on the shore. It was Johnny and Lance.
"Hey guys," Trent greeted. "So, uh, there's only room for one more in this tribe, unfortunately…"
"Oh, that's fine," Johnny said. "You can go ahead, Lance, I don't mind."
"Are you sure?" Trent asked.
"Yeah, it's no big deal," Johnny shrugged.
"Okay, Lance welcome to your new team," Trent said.
"Awesome. A beach," Lance exclaimed.
Once Lance was inside, Trent gathered them together.
"Okay, everyone, the six of you are now a team," Trent said. "And you shall be known as…the Fine Nine."
"But…there are six of us," Linda pointed out.
"I know, but if you add three to six you get nine!" Trent exclaimed excitedly. "Sorry, that's kinda my lucky number."
The others looked at each other somewhat awkwardly.
Confessional:
Nile-I didn't mention this to Linda since she seemed so excited, but this cabin isn't anything special. I have three more like this in Barbados and they're at least twice as big.
Darla-That Nile guy is dreamy. And he's used to the showbiz life so he knows what I'm going through. I think we shall make excellent allies…and possibly more.
Leslie-Well, can I just say…this team looks absolutely pathetic!
Johnny-I'm not upset or anything. I can always find another team. And if I don't, then I guess I'll just go home first. No big deal.
(Mia)
Mia reached the top of the mountain and found a grass plateau at the top. As well, there was a cabin waiting for her.
"Yes, first one here!" she cheered as she went to check out the cabin. "Hello, anyone here?"
Not finding anyone, she shrugged and lay down on one of the beds. A short while later, Destiny arrived at the top.
"Congratulations, Destiny!" Courtney exclaimed as she came up from the other side. "You are the first person to arrive."
"Of course," Destiny replied.
"Oh, um, actually," Mia said as she came out of the cabin.
"You can head over to the cabin there are rest," Courtney said. "We'll just wait for the others to arrive."
"Um, excuse me," Mia said trying to get Courtney's attention.
With a thud, Bronwyn landed in the grass. She shook herself off and got up.
"Bronwyn, welcome!" Courtney exclaimed. "You are the second to arrive."
"Third," Mia corrected even though she knew no one was listening.
"Oh great," Destiny groaned as she saw Bronwyn.
"Um, excuse me, Courtney," Mia tried again. "I actually was here—"
"Oh, you're that new intern," Courtney remarked. "Great, I left some paperwork to be filed over in the administrative office, do me a favor and sort that for me."
"But, I'm," Mia tried to say.
"Thanks," Courtney said while turning away from her.
It was another little while before Dante, Percy, and Rexx all showed up.
"Welcome, boys!" Courtney exclaimed. "You are the third, fourth, and fifth to arrive."
"Yay!" Rexx cheered.
"Eh, good enough," Dante remarked.
Back at the base of the mountain, Vince and Trevor was looking up.
"Hey, I'm coming up there!" Vince shouted. "So get ready for me."
"Aw man, I don't want that loser on my team," Courtney grumbled.
"You're not alone," Rexx agreed. "That guy is psycho."
"But he can't join," Mia said. "We've already got six."
"Oh, good idea," Courtney exclaimed. "Sorry, Vince, but this girl, who's totally not an intern, is our sixth member, so you'll have to find somewhere else."
"Dammit!" Vince cursed as he dropped back down,
Once he was gone, Courtney remarked to Mia, "Thanks for covering, intern."
"Except, I'm really," Mia once again tried to say.
"Okay, everyone, gather around," Courtney said. "Now, I know there are only five of you, and that's just like Chris to screw me like that, but I think you five are all that a perfect team needs, so you shall be called…Courtney's Champions!"
"Wow, ego trip much," Dante scoffed.
Confessional:
Courtney-My team is clearly the most superior. It's got brains, brawns, looks, the whole package. I wouldn't be surprised if they won every single challenge and ended up being the final five.
Destiny-My team doesn't look like much, but I can whip them into shape. I will not tolerate anything but the best from them.
Mia-Well, at least I'm on the team…sort of.
(Chris and Robyn)
"Chris, are you ready to put me on a team yet?" Robyn asked.
"No, and I never will be," Chris said. "Face it, Robyn, I'm in charge and I can do whatever I want. If I say that you're going home because you didn't find a team then that's what's going to happen."
"What about that guy?" Robyn asked as she gestured to Johnny who was returning.
"Sorry, couldn't' find a team," Johnny explained.
"Well, then, you'll be joining Robyn on the boat ride home, I guess," Chris said.
"And those guys?" Robyn asked as Vince and Trevor returned.
"This is game is rigged, I tell you, rigged!" Vince exclaimed. "I was rejected from not one, but two teams!"
"Yeah, well, you're outta luck," Chris said. "Don't expect any sympathy from me just because my game would become horribly unbalanced if I sent four guys home before the first challenge even began."
"Waaaaaaaah!" came a scream from the sky.
Everyone looked up to see something incoming. BonBon and Nicky crashed into the water with a large splash.
"Uh…hi," BonBon said as she came out of the water.
"Okay, what is with you people?" Chris grumbled. "It's not like the challenge was even that hard?"
"Face it, Chris, you're wrong, I'm right," Robyn said. "You won't be eliminating any of us."
"Oh, don't be so sure," Chris grumbled.
Then they all heard the sound of a bell ringing. They looked out to see a ship approaching.
"Ahoy!" DJ exclaimed from the boat.
Robyn grinned smugly.
"DJ…what are you doing?" Chris exclaimed.
"Well, I figured that there'd be some people who got left behind, or couldn't catch up," DJ said. "And I wanted to give them a break. So I decided to make this boat their base and bring it to them."
"Ha, told ya," Robyn exclaimed.
"DJ…" Chris growled. "You don't want to give the know-it-all what she wants."
"Too late, Chris," Robyn exclaimed. "There are six of us and this is our base."
"Alright, guys, I know how it feels to be at the bottom of the barrel," DJ said. "But if you work together, I know you can overcome it, so you shall be called…Underdogs United!"
The team cheered.
Confessional:
Robyn-Oh, this is just so perfect. Underdogs always pull through in the end, it's just a standard of the series. I'm on the best team for winning.
Vince-Great, put me on the loser team, the pity team, thanks a lot!
Johnny-So, I guess I won't be leaving then. Alright.
(Underdogs United)
With a ping a blue icon of a bulldog appeared in the corner of the screen.
"Okay, guys, now that all the teams are set," DJ said, "it's my job to explain your first challenge."
"Booyakasha, let's do this, baby!" BonBon exclaimed.
"It's pretty simple," DJ said. "You just need to finish a few chores around camp. You need to start a fire, build a fence to keep out wildlife, and find some food. Once you do that, you're immune. If the other three teams finish first, then it's time to vote someone off."
"We can handle this," Trevor assured everyone.
"Then you can start," DJ said.
"Okay, everyone, if we want to get things done fast and efficiently then we're going to need to break off into groups," Robyn said. "Vince, Trevor, you guys can work on the fence."
The boys nodded.
"BonBon, think you can manage some fishing?" Robyn asked.
"I'll get it a whirl," BonBon answered.
"And that'll leave me, Johnny, and Nicky to work on the fire," Robyn concluded.
"Wait, three people to start a fire?" Trevor asked.
"Yeah, Nicky to create some explosion, and me and Johnny to make sure he doesn't kill us all," Robyn explained.
"Oh, makes sense," Trevor agreed.
Confessional:
Robyn-Naturally, I had an ulterior motive to forming those teams. You see, the key to gaining power is controlling the majority. I chose to work with Nicky and Johnny because they seem very easy to control.
Trevor-We may be off to a rough start, but I really think we're going to pull through.
(Team Less Than Three)
With a ping a pink icon of a less-than-three heart appeared in the corner.
"Okie-dokie," Lindsay exclaimed. "You guys need to build a fire, a fence, and get some food. Please try your best, because if you don't one of you will be leaving tonight, and I don't want to have to say goodbye after just meeting all of you."
"Sounds like a good incentive," Nathaniel said.
"Okay, everyone, let's get into pairs," Tina exclaimed. "Stick to the buddy system."
"I work alone," Freyda declared. "I'll get the food."
Before she left, Roquette suddenly had a thought.
"Uh, Freyda…stick with fruits and vegetables please…no animals," Roquette asked.
"You take what you get," Freyda scoffed as she leapt into the trees.
"Hm, I don't know about her, not a team player at all," Tina chided.
"At least she's doing work," Nathaniel said as he gestured over to Sally who was once again sitting down and smoking.
"Ugh, that girl…" Tina grumbled.
"Enough talking," Brett said. "We're wasting daylight."
"You're right," Nathaniel said. "How about you and me work on the fence, and the ladies try to get a fire going?"
"Good thing I've taken my Fire Safety 101 course," Tina exclaimed.
Confessional:
Nathaniel-Honestly, I couldn't care less about winning. Sally will be leaving, no doubt about it. But I'll give it a shot, might as well try to get off to a good start.
Tina-Hm, this team is clearly going to need some ground rules. Freyda can't just take off on her own, what if she gets lost. And Sally…she's just horrible.
Sally-I'm not going anywhere. Out of all the girls here I'm the only one who's putting out and those boys know it.
(Courtney's Champions)
A green icon of Courtney's head appears in the corner of this team.
"Okay, everyone, it's time to begin our first challenge," Courtney announced. "You have to build a fence, a fire, and get some food. And I don't want to see anyone slacking off."
"Believe me, I'll take care of that," Destiny said sternly.
"Good, because if you are the last team to finish then you will have to vote someone off," Courtney cautioned.
Destiny turned to her team and began, "Alright, let's get this done. Dante, you and I will work on the fence. Percy and Rexx, you're in charge of food. Bronwyn, prove to me that you're not useless and get us a fire going."
"What about me?" Mia asked.
"You still here, intern?" Destiny replied.
"I'll just work on the fire," Mia sighed.
Confessional:
Destiny-This challenge is critical. It will give me a chance to see who the weakest links in this team are. If people aren't pulling their weight then it's simple enough, I will send them home.
Rexx-Perfect. Destiny is taking charge and I can kick back and cruise on by.
Percy-Destiny has the voice of a queen, and strength of a fighter, if any slacking is to be seen, then she'll give them a fright…er.
(The Fine Nine)
A golden nine icon appears in the corner of the screen.
"Alright, guys, the first challenge is pretty easy," Trent said. "You just need to set up a fence, get a fire going, and get some food for the night. Be one of the first three to do that and you're safe for the night."
"Child's play," Leslie scoffed.
"Well, I'm not too sure about this," Linda remarked. "Unfortunately, I'm not exactly the strongest."
"Got that right, just leave the heavy lifting to me," Leslie said.
"Yeah, and I can help," Nile said. "I've lifted Styrofoam props before, and it's basically the same."
"Well, I guess I can try to start the fire," Linda offered. "I mean, it'll be different from starting up an oven, by I suppose it's worth a try."
"Great, Lance, why don't you help her out?" Nile suggested.
"Sure thing, man," Lance said.
"And Azazel…where'd he go?" Nile asked.
It was true, Azazel had disappeared again.
"Uh, okay, Darla, you can collect food," Nile said.
"Mm, nope," Darla said as she sat down on the bed. "I don't do work. One of you boys can do it for me. Thanks."
"Listen, missy," Leslie growled. "I will not be losing the first challenge, so you are going to get out of that bed or I am going to drag you out!"
"Blah, blah, blah, less talk more work," Darla said. "Now, I need my beauty sleep."
Leslie looked like she was ready to slam Darla in the back when Nile grabbed her and pulled her away.
"Okay, let's just work on getting stuff done," Nile said.
"This isn't over," Leslie growled.
Confessional:
Linda-Oh my, all this fighting is no good at all. I'd say something, but I'm afraid that would make them mad at me.
Leslie-Ugh, I knew it, this team is terrible. We've got one not doing anything, one AWOL, one with half a brain, one built like a stick, and one who thinks this is a Hollywood movie!
Darla-This team is so ungrateful. Like, I'm blessing them with my presence and they tell me I need to do work? Yeah, right.
(Underdogs United)
"Okay, boys, let's talk," Robyn said as she, Johnny, and Nicky gathered sticks for a fire.
"Talk? Okay, chit-chat, chit-chat," Nicky exclaimed.
"Sure," Johnny replied.
"So, I'm thinking we need to align," Robyn said. "Simple enough, with the three of our votes, we'll control who goes home."
"Kay," Johnny agreed.
"Ding, I'm in!" Nicky exclaimed.
"Glad we had this talk," Robyn said as she left them to go relax on the sand.
"Um…you're not working anymore?" Johnny asked.
"Well, you two aren't going to vote for me if we lose, right?" Robyn asked.
"I guess not," Johnny said.
"Then no, I think I'll just enjoy my time out here," Robyn said.
"Okay," Johnny said as he returned to work.
Further away, Vince and Trevor were gathering larger sticks to build the fence.
"Oh, look at her," Vince grumbled. "Just sitting around doing nothing while we're working our asses off here!"
"Deep breath," Trevor said. "Getting angry isn't going to help us win."
"Right, right, sorry," Vince said as he calmed himself down.
Meanwhile, in the water, BonBon had grabbed a sharp stick and was jabbing it in the hopes of skewered a fish.
"Come on, fishy, fishy, fishy, come to mama," she coaxed as she stabbed again.
Still no luck.
"I can do this all day," she said.
"No you can't," Robyn reminded her. "If we want to win you're going to have to work harder."
Confessional:
Robyn-I am in such a good position right now that I don't even have to worry about doing work. I'm saving my strength for when I really might need it. I'm just that good.
Johnny-So, I guess I'm in an alliance now. Okay, cool.
Vince-Who does that Robyn think she is!? Giving us orders while she lounges about on the beach! I oughta give her a piece of my mind!
(Team Less Than Three)
"Okay, Roquette, now let's be very careful," Tina said. "We don't want you to get burned. Or get slivers. Or anything else."
"I'm sure I'll be fine," Roquette said as she began rubbing sticks together.
"Not so fast!" Tina exclaimed. "Let's just take it nice and slow."
"Um, nice and slow won't exactly get the fire going," Roquette pointed out, then added, "I'm just saying."
"Better safe than sorry," Tina said.
"You'll be sorry when we lose," Roquette grumbled under her breath.
Meanwhile, Brett and Nathaniel were putting together a fence out of fallen branches and logs.
"Okay, just hold that there," Brett said as he tied two sticks together. "Perfect."
"Nice work," Nathaniel praised.
"I've done stuff like this before," Brett said with a shrug.
"Well, you're clearly going to be an asset to the team," Nathaniel said.
The two then noticed a small rabbit hopping by. Suddenly it was snared within a trap hanging from a tree.
"Wow…Freyda's not messing around," Nathaniel noted.
Confessional:
Nathaniel-The people I need to stay close to are the ones that are strong. If I keep them in longer, then there's less chances of the team losing. Brett seems like a good choice, and maybe I can rope Freyda in too.
Brett-I'm not trying to show off or anything. I'm just trying to contribute as much as I can.
Tina-Chris really should rethink these challenges, they're far too dangerous. Starting a fire? What if we accidentally caused a forest fire? He'd be in big trouble then.
(Courtney's Champions)
Bronwyn was currently collecting a variety of different leaves and piling them together.
"Let's see…this will go with this…" she muttered as she collected leaves.
"Hey, I can help out if you want," Mia said. "I could probably have a fire going if you just got me some sticks and maybe some rocks."
"I do not require your assistance," Bronwyn said haughtily. "Once I assemble all the necessary chemical components from these vegetable organisms, I shall ensure combustion."
"Yeah, but what if that takes too long?" Mia asked. "It might be quicker just to do it the old-fashioned way."
"Do not doubt me," Bronwyn said firmly.
Meanwhile, Destiny and Dante were positioning rocks in the formation of a border around their camp. As they did so, Destiny eyed Percy and Rexx collected fruits from berries.
"Hey, earth to Destiny," Dante said. "Let's watch we're going so we don't fall to our deaths."
"I know what I'm doing," Destiny snapped.
"Sure you do," Dante replied.
Confessional:
Destiny-Progress is going well. Rexx and Percy may not seem like much, but they have potential that can be unlocked. Bronwyn still hasn't impressed me and is still slated to be the first one that I cut.
Dante-Yeah, Destiny's a little strange. She thinks that she's automatically and charge and can just boss us around. I'll put up with her for now, but I don't think she realizes that if we wanted we could just send her on her way.
(The Fine Nine)
Nile was struggling to carry to the logs that Leslie had found. Leslie on the other hand was having no difficulty getting them in place around their camp.
"Come on, you said you could do this," Leslie groaned.
"Yeah, well…it turns out it takes more than makeup and costumes to actually be strong," Nile remarked. "Who knew, right?"
"Ugh, you're pathetic," Leslie groaned as she shoved him out of the way and carried the log herself.
Linda meanwhile was scraping rocks together in the hopes of starting up a fire. She wasn't having the best of luck. Part of the reason might have been because Lance was standing over her dripping wet, though. Each time she thought she saw a spark; more water would drip out of his hair and onto the pile of twigs.
"Um…Lance…perhaps you could help in a different way," Linda suggested. "Like by…um…"
"Surfing?" Lance suggested.
"Yes, go surfing that is sure to…um, boost morale," Linda said.
"Sweet," Lance exclaimed as he grabbed his board and ran out into the water.
"Now, let's try this again," Linda said as she shook off the sticks and began scraping the rocks together once more.
Confessional:
Lance-Heh, I like this team. I get to help just by surfing. Awesome, right.
Nile-Okay, so maybe this game will require a little more work than I had thought. But I say, bring it on. If I can learn lines in 24 hours, then I can man up and prove my worth to this team…eventually.
(Underdogs United)
"Okay…" BonBon said as she returned dripping wet. "I got this…"
She held out one dead fish.
"That's not going to cut it," Robyn said. "Come on, do you want us to lose first?"
"Um, well, maybe you could actually do a little work," BonBon grumbled. "Because the way I see it, if we lose, you're the only one who's getting votes."
"Me? Oh no, no, no, hon, you've got it all wrong," Robyn said. "The first boot will be someone a little more…OTTN."
"Huh?" BonBon asked.
"Someone like…" Robyn paused to think.
"Oh my god, why won't these things stay together!" Vince screamed as he wrestled with sticks. "I hate you so much!"
With that he began snapping the sticks to pieces.
"Him," Robyn concluded.
"Hey, cut that out!" BonBon exclaimed as she ran over to Vince. "We need those sticks to—"
"Oh, shut up, you fat cow!" Vince snapped.
BonBon narrowed her eyes at him.
"You just made a big mistake," she hissed as she marched towards him.
"Whoa, whoa, everybody chill," Trevor exclaimed as he got between to the two of them. "Look, we're falling behind, if we're going to do this we need to keep our heads on and just keep working."
"Hmph," BonBon said as she glared at Vince before turning away.
Suddenly an explosion rocked the beach. Everyone turned to see Nicky, once again covered in soot.
"Fire's done!" he exclaimed as he presented a dancing flame.
"Finally, some good news," Vince muttered under his breath.
Confessional:
Vince-Well, I didn't mean to get mad…it just happened. I guess I'd better start working to make up for it.
Trevor-Wow, this team really isn't gelling. And despite all this, Robyn still isn't doing anything. I don't know what her problem is, but she is starting to bug me.
Nicky-Yay, I did good!
(Team Less Than Three)
"Okay, the fence is just about finished," Nathaniel announced as Brett put together the last bits.
Suddenly, a sack fell down into the center of the camp. It was dripping red. Roquette and Tina paled at the sight.
"Dinner," Freyda declared as she dropped down.
"Oh…um…that's…" Tina stuttered.
"Here," Freyda grunted as she handed over a massive tree branch with apples clinging to it.
"Oh, thank you, Freyda, that's very thoughtful," Tina said.
"So, how is the fire coming?" Nathaniel asked.
"Slow and steady," Tina said.
"I'm sorry, I really am trying," Roquette said in her timid voice.
"Oh my god, you people seriously haven't got that yet?" Sally scoffed as she came over to investigate.
"Well, it's not like you've been helping," Tina scoffed.
Sally flicked her cigarette into the pile of sticks. It instantly burst into flames.
"There, I helped," Sally said.
"Well…you're still despicable," Tina retorted.
"Hooray!" Lindsay exclaimed as she returned. "You guys did it. I knew you could! That means that you all get to stay!"
The team cheered together.
Confessional:
Sally-Just another reason to keep me over those two prudes.
Nathaniel-Good work, Sally, you've prolonged your stay. But let's see her do that again…for the next two months.
(Courtney's Champions)
Destiny and Dante were just finishing up putting the last stones in order.
"Hm not bad," Dante said.
"Could be better though," Destiny grunted. "Be sure to work on that for next time."
"Yes, fearless leader," Dante said as he rolled his eyes.
Rexx and Percy returned with handfuls of various berries.
"Hey guys, dinner is served," Rexx exclaimed. "Sorry, it's not exactly a feast of the god's but…it'll do."
"And how about the fire?" Dante asked.
"It shall be ready soon enough," Bronwyn declared. "Just as soon as I found the last compound that I need."
Over in the background, Mia was starting a fire of her own. She rubbed two sticks together until she had a flame going.
"No worries, guys, I got it," she exclaimed.
No one seemed to hear here.
"Guys, hello, we did it," Mia exclaimed. "We're immune."
"Found it," Bronwyn declared as she placed a final leaf on the pile.
Instantly it burst into a blue flame. Everyone started to clap for Bronwyn.
"Good work, perhaps you're not as useless as I thought," Destiny said.
"But I…I already…" Mia sighed to herself.
"Good work, guys," Courtney exclaimed. "Not that I ever had any doubts, of course. You'll be safe tonight."
The team cheered. Although, Mia's cheer was somewhat less enthusiastic.
Confessional:
Destiny-I'm still not impressed. Saying things like "not bad" and "good enough" is just saying that you're not strong enough to reach for excellence. Next time I want my team to actually aim for the gold, and not just "good enough."
Mia-What do I have to do to get these people to notice me!?
(The Fine Nine)
"Hey, how's it going?" Nile said as he came over to Linda.
"Oh, how come you're not helping Leslie anymore?" Linda asked.
"She said I could do more help just by leaving it to her," Nile replied. "What happened to Lance?"
"…Sort of the same thing," Linda laughed.
"Woohoo!" Lance cheered from out on the waves.
"Well, how about that fire?" Nile asked.
"I think it's coming," Linda said.
"Maybe I could give you a hand," Nile offered.
He took one rock from Linda and began scraping it against hers.
"Okay, let's try this together," he said. "One…two…three!"
Both of them brought their rocks together. Sparks flew and the fire came to life.
"We did it!" Linda cheered.
"Good job, Nile," Darla exclaimed as she came out from behind. "I always knew that you could do it."
"Heh, thanks," Nile said as Darla dragged him away. "What can I say? I'm a man of many skills."
Linda sighed to herself as the two left her with the fire.
"There, the fence is done," Leslie declared. "No thanks to the rest of you."
"But we're still going to need food," Linda said.
"Please don't tell me you didn't send anyone to get food," Leslie groaned. "Do you people not think!?"
"But there is food," Azazel said from behind Linda.
"Wha!" Linda exclaimed as she turned around.
"It's inside," Azazel said.
Linda entered the cabin to find an assortment of lush fruit laid out.
"How…" she exclaimed.
"Who cares how? The important thing is that we did it," Darla exclaimed.
"Yes, you did, guys," Trent said as he returned. "Congratulations, you are safe tonight."
Confessional:
Linda-Nile and Darla go very well together. I'm sure they'll be a perfect match (she sighs.)
Leslie-We got by, just barely. And I'm the one who was doing all the major work. I almost wish that we had lost so I could kick some of these morons out of here.
Azazel-Yes, I got the food, but I don't care for attention. What matters is that it got done, not who did it.
(Underdogs United)
The fence was still only half finished and BonBon had still only managed to catch the one fish which was now roasting over Nicky's fire.
"Uh, I hate to break it to you guys," DJ sighed, "but all the other teams have finished."
"Damn, crap, f**k!" Vince shouted as he began kicking the sticks of the fence.
"You'll be seeing Chris at the Dock of Shame tonight," DJ said. "And you'll be voting someone out."
"Well, someone had to lose first," Robyn remarked. "But don't worry; losing first isn't necessarily a bad thing. It's around your second loss in a row when you have to start being worried."
"We still have to vote someone off, though," BonBon pointed out.
"Cut some filler and be done with it, there's plenty of expendables on this team," Robyn remarked.
Meanwhile, Vince had sat down on a rock and sighed to himself.
"Hey, are you alright?" Trevor asked.
"I'm just nervous," Vince sighed. "I really blew it, didn't I? Everyone's gonna hate me."
"Hey, you have no need to fret," Trevor said. "Robyn did absolutely nothing today and everyone saw that. I don't care what her book says, she is going home."
"Yeah, let's show her," Vince said with a grin.
Confessional:
Johnny-So, we lost…guess that means I could be going home. Or not. I dunno.
Nicky-Aw, I'm sad now. I don't want to vote for my new friends…toot toot.
Robyn-Eh, I saw it coming.
(Dock of Shame)
The Underdogs United had walked further along the beach until they came to the dock where Chris was waiting for them. They sat down at the array of stumps and waited for him to begin.
"Welcome, Underdogs, to the very first elimination of Uber Drama Island," Chris exclaimed. "You sure are living up to your name."
"Can't say we didn't try…well, most of us," Trevor remarked.
"Anyways, if you are safe I will give you a marshmallow," Chris explained. "But if you do not receive a marshmallow you must walk to Dock of Shame, take the Boat of Losers, and never come back. Ever."
"Except that someone will be coming back," Robyn said. "They won't win, but they'll be back."
"Actually no," Chris said. "No returnees whatsoever this time. If you're out, you're out."
"Hm, a twist…luckily not one that affects my overall plan," Robyn said.
"Now, let's get started," Chris said. "The first marshmallow goes to…BonBon!"
BonBon caught her marshmallow happily.
"Also safe," Chris said. "Nicky…"
"Johnny!"
"Trevor!"
This just left Vince and Robyn.
"Vince, Robyn, one of you will have the honour of being the first boot of the season," Chris said.
"Chris, it's cute that you're trying to build up the suspense, but we all know that I'm the one getting the marshmallow," Robyn said. "So, would you mind handing it over?"
"Oh, shut up, b**ch!" Vince shouted. "You are the most annoying, smug, prick ever! There is no way that I'm leaving before you."
"Yes, Vince, we get it, you're OTTN, there's no need to keep reminding us," Robyn said dryly.
"What!? I'll show you OTTN!" Vince shouted.
"Guys, guys, can you just let me do this?" Chris said. "The final marshmallow of the night goes to…"
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"Robyn…and it pains me to say it."
"Told ya so," Robyn said smugly.
"What!?" Vince screamed. "How dare you people choose her over me!? I oughta beat the crap outta every single one of you!"
"Okay, Vince, it's time to go," Chris said as he grabbed the boy and dragged him down the dock.
He tossed him into the Boat of Losers and watched as he was carried away.
"Underdogs, you have made your first elimination," Chris said. "Let's hope you're not back too soon. For now, you may return to your cabin—er, boat."
The five remaining members got up and headed back.
Votes:
Robyn-The first boot is always someone loud and negative…who does that remind you of? Here's a hint: Vince!
Vince-Robyn, you are stupid and I hate you!
Trevor-Sorry, Robyn, but this game isn't played by books, it's played by hard work.
BonBon-Vince called me, and I quote, 'a fat cow,' you expect me to take that.
Johnny-I vote for Vince…I guess.
Nicky-So sorry, Vince, but I'm in an alliance and Robyn says you need to go. Bye-bye.
(Conclusion)
"And that does it for the first episode of Uber Drama Island," Chris exclaimed. "We've gotten down to 22…23 if you want to count that intern who's deluded herself into believing she's actually on the game. Are the Underdogs United fated to keep on losing, or will Robyn's book smarts be enough to keep them in? Will Destiny get her team up to perfection, or is she just carving her own downfall? And who will be the next person eliminated? Find out next time on Uber…Drama…Island!"
Author's Notes: And there goes Vince. My intention with him was to have deconstruction of the typical one note first boot. To most people on his team, Vince just was Mr. Angry, but as we saw, he was aware of this and really did want to avoid it. Unfortunately, this is where his story ends. Sorry to anyone who liked him, but I thought it worked well for him.