AN: BEGONE, feminine powers! BEGONE, adorably outdated soundfont! I love you both, but you have no place here, FOR THIS FIC IS STEAK-FLAVORED!
The Exorcism is over. Let us begin again:
They cut off Satan's dick, the end.
CHAPTER 2.5: OK, SORRY, THAT WAS TERRIBLE, LEMME TRY AGAIN
In order to chop off Satan's Penis, they had to first arrive at his domain, deep beneath the earth. Adol looked back, 'cause he laughed at the thought of Karna transmogrifying into a condimentary column. Sure enough, she didn't, thus proving religion wrong, thought Adol, which was odd, considering the fact that he still believed in the twin goddesses Feena and What's-her-face, and that he was in the process of trying to circumcise THE DEVIL HIMSELF. Anyway, disregarding the nonsensical edginess I injected Adol with, there was a troll who stood guard in the first level of hell, and posed a riddle our heroes must solve in order to pass through. Nah, loljk, Geis slit his throat(look, don't ask me how you're supposed to do that with a freaking halberd), and they were on their merry way. They headed there on their motorcycles while Karna did Knife-by's, which are basically drive-by's but with throwing knives, so a lot cooler because guns are stupid and cheap in medieval times, Estelle did the same thing with magic, I guess. Anyway, once they got to Satan's headquarters, where he was protected by none other than (insert least favorite Anime/JRPG character here).
AN: I do realize that this could potentially involve Adol fighting against himself, but that sounds even more epic than him fighting against Soleil or something so it works.
Satan's noble servant attacked with their nondescript, fill-in-the-blanks techniques, but they were no match for Adol's attacks which may or may not be the exact same attacks, because Adol's were backed by godly, sparkling justice! After the servant was vanquished with extremely prejudiced, Adol climbed up Satan's leg and called out, "Guys, could you give me a hand here?!" The game of Ultra Chess Platinum Plus the rest of the party had started to get through Adol hogging the spotlight had been brought to an abrupt halt, as they all rushed up Satan's legs and took saws to his sexual organs. This was rather easy for them to do. You see, Satan loves that which is evil with a burning passion. Adol and his crew have absolute moral superiority over all others, leaving Satan incredibly flaccid. In their slicing, they had successfully removed no less than 16 of his vile basilisks! Feena and What's-her-face descended from heaven to congratulate Adol on his accomplishment. But was that their only reason?
AN: (There, that's how you end a chapter. With enough of Falcom Sound Team's crazy-good guitar work, I WILL finish this. And it's gonna be awesome)