First of all I'm sorry I couldn't upload before but here I am again. Now, Merry Christmas everyone, I hope you had a great day and Santa gave you a lot of presents. :-)

Here we go... Chapter 2

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Next morning when Lisa got out of her dorm to take a shower, she stumbled on House and fell down. 'What the hell...' She looked at him angrily. 'What are you doing sleeping here?'

"Ssssh, shhhhh, ssshhhhhhhhh!" Whispered Greg because of the hangover. "Why do you need to make so much noise?"

"When I told you to go to sleep, I meant to your dorm, not here."

"This was closer..." He tried to stand up and Lisa helped him.

"Oh... you look horrible..."

"Oh no... I can't go to class with this look!" He bit his fist mocking at her. "I'd better take a shower!" House pushed her to get into the bathroom before she could do it.

"Hey, don't! Stop! I was going there now."

"Bad luck, you should've been quicker." He locked the door and Lisa gasped.

"Oh! Get out! I'm in a hurry, you don't care about going to class on time but I do."

"If you're willing to share the bathtub my door is open for you."

She chuckled. "With you? NEVER! Keep dreaming..."

"Then you'll have to wait until I finish... or go to class without having a shower."

"You're a jerk, you know? You have five minutes..."

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Ten minutes later he was still in there and Cuddy knocked at the door. "Greg, get out now! I'm already late..."

"I can't have a proper shower in five minutes!"

"You're not having a date, you're going to class..." She looked at her watch. "Damn it..." She was going to be late, so Lisa did her hair in a ponytail and went to his room to look for the keys of his bike or his car. "You wanna play, let's play. If I'm late you're late too." Finally, after finding the keys she took them and went to the campus.

When House got out of the bathroom he noticed she wasn't there anymore. He got dressed and when he was ready, he went to look for his motorbike keys but he couldn't find them. "What the hell..." After turning the room upside down he had to take a bus to get there, but he was late anyway for his first class already.

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After his morning classes House went out and tried to find her. When he finally did, he shouted immediately. "Where the fuck did you put my keys?"

Lisa was talking with some new friends and turned to look at him. "Since when is it my fault you're a mess?"

"No, no, no... Don't play games with me. I know you took them 'cause I didn't allow you to use the bathroom."

"Greg, it's your problem. Bye bye, leave me alone."

He kept trying to screw with her in front of her friends. "Uh! I know! You're mad 'cause you couldn't share the bathtub with me!"

"Believe me, that's the last thing I would do with you. And if you're trying to annoy me you're not getting it."

"You wanna play? Okay... let's play." He turned and walked away, but Cuddy shouted so he could hear her.

"You don't know who you're playing with."

"No, YOU don't know!"

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When she finished her last class, she went home. "Greg? Are you here?"

"No, I'm not!"

He was lying on the couch. She rolled her eyes and went to her room, but she couldn't open the door. She kept trying holding the doorknob with both hands; she still couldn't open it so she went to the living room. "What the hell have you done?"

"Me? What are you talking about?"

"I'm not kidding. What did you do to my door?"
"Something might have happened due to the universe order."

"This is not funny. Give me the key."

He enjoyed the moment. "What key? I don't have any key. Try to go in through the window."

"I have an exam in two days and my books are in my dorm, and my clothes and everything. I'm serious, open the damn door."

"I just bought the lock not the damn keys!"

"You're a..."

He couldn't see her, but Cuddy made a gesture to strangle him, then she went to the kitchen to call a locksmith. Five minutes later she came back to the living room where he kept watching TV. "There isn't any locksmith who can come today. Tomorrow morning is the sooner anyone can come... I'm going out to have lunch with my friends and when I come back I wanna see my door open."

"Hahaha! You'd better pray to God if you wanna have a miracle. I can't open it."
She approached him and stared at him angrily. "Look, I don't care what you do, I don't care who you call, I don't care, just open that door." Then she took her keys and went out.

"God, that was scary. I think I've peed in my pants." He shruged and kept on watching TV.

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Hours later, Cuddy didn't just have lunch, she stayed with her friends until dinner time and then she finally went back home.

Greg was reading a book on his bed when she arrived. Lisa went straight to her dorm and tried to open the door, but it was still closed. She took a deep breath and opened his door.

"The key. Now. Please."

"I told you I don't have it, how many times do I have to say it?"

"Okay, then I'll sleep here. You can go to the living room or your lovely bathtub if you want."

"Here? Ha! This is my dorm! My, implies that is not yours. Sorry!"

"Yes, but it's your fault that I can't use my dorm now, and I'm not gonna sleep on a couch because you're a paranoid who has lost his keys."

"I'm pretty sure about the place where I leave my keys. And if I can't use my bike you can't use your things. It's simple. When I get my keys back, you'll get yours."

"Yeah, you smart alec, and what if your keys are in my dorm?"

He frowned. "Are they? Prove my keys are in your dorm and I'll open the door."

"Are you stupid? How do you want me to prove that? Open the door and get your damn keys or I'll sleep here and you'll sleep on the couch."

"If my keys are not there..."

Then House stood up and went in front of her dorm door. He started pushing it very hard with his shoulder and Lisa looked at him. He kept pushing the door harder and harder when he finally broke the lock and fell to the ground.

"Thank you. You can get out now." She went into the room and he stood up looking at her.

"Where are my keys?"

"In their place."

"Where's their place? They weren't in their proper place when I wanted to take them."

"I've just put them in the place you normally have them."

He stared at her and almost killed her with that look. After that, he went to his dorm and noticed she was saying the truth. "Good."

"Good night incredulous..." She said before closing her door. "And I don't want any nocturnal trip to my dorm now that I can't lock it."

"Hmmm... I don't know if I'll be able to control myself. Are you sure your bed isn't too big for you?"

"Absolutely. I think I will survive." She went to the bathroom to take a shower. Some minutes later, she put on her pajamas and went to her dorm to read for a while. House shouted from his dorm.

"Thank God you had a shower. You were starting to stink!"

She rolled her eyes. "Goodnight. I'm not gonna argue with you. There's a wall between us and you don't deserve that I waste my energy yelling at you."

"You prefer I go there with you so we can argue together?"

"I don't wanna argue with you now."

"Okay... I get it... what about in 10 minutes?"

"Hmm let me think... what about: never? I need to sleep. I have to study a lot tomorrow and you should do the same."

"Sleep or study?"

"Both."

"Uh... well, I'll see what I can do..."

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The following morning Lisa woke up early, had a shower and went to class without telling him anything. When he got up, he had his shower and got dressed, then he took his motorbike keys but when he looked for it it wasn't there. "Oh shit, and now what? I have the keys but not the bike... You'll soon find out what's what!" Greg went by bus and got late again to his first class.

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Lisa's first class ended and she was lying on the grass with two friends to go over their notes, when she saw a familiar face coming toward them. House stood in front of her and spoke slowly. "Where did you put my bike?"

Cuddy pretended a surprised face and put her hand on her chest. "Me?"

"You or any other of your terrorist friends!"

"You don't know where you park? You are still young to have Alzheimer's."

"Oh come off it! I'm not stupid I know where I park my motorbike and it wasn't where I parked it. You moved it while you had my keys!"

"Smart boy... Have you deducted on your own? Sherlock Holmes would be jealous of you."

He chuckled. "Are you being ironic? Come on, I created irony! Now tell me where is my fucking motorbike!"

"Parked somewhere in Michigan. Look, let's come to an agreement. As you behaved fairly well last night, I'll go with you to get your bike after class. Okay?"

"Yeah, and after that I will run over you with my motorcycle over and over again!"

"Okay, as you like. I won't tell you where the bike is. I calculate you will find it in... a couple of months more or less."

"Ha! Very funny. If you don't tell me after class, I'll kill you. Slowly and painfully. I know how to kill someone with my thumb."

"And who doesn't? If you threaten me again is me who will kill you slowly and painfully."

"Touch me and it will be the last thing you'll do!"

"Is that a threat? Look, I'm shaking!"

"I don't find it strange, I'm very frightening!" He shouted while walking away. "At the end of class!"

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When his classes were over, he went to meet her at the end of her class. "Well, well, well, where's my baby, you motorcycles' kidnapper?"

"We have to walk... You can walk, don't you? Or you have to go always on your precious motorcycle."

"Are you gonna kidnap my legs too? 'Cause... in that case..."

"No, shut up and let's go." She started walking and he followed her leaving a small distance. After almost half an hour they got into an abandoned dark garage. "Your sweetheart is there, in that corner."

"You twisted witch! You brought my bike here!"

"Yes, and I brought you here too, now can we go home?"

"We? I'm going home. I don't know what you're gonna do. Actually "know" isn't the correct verb, I meant I don't care what you're gonna do."

She stared at him serious. "I brought you here, you can't go home and leave me here."

"Are you sure?" He smiled widely sitting on his bike without starting the engine.

"Greg, please." She said a bit scared and staring at him serious. He smiled and started the engine.

"Have a nice walk!"

"No! Greeeg! Please! GREG!" She stood there seeing him riding away with his motorbike. Lisa gasped and started walking in silence. He was the biggest jerk she had ever met, but Lisa wasn't less than Greg when she dealt with him. After a few meters he smiled and stopped. Cuddy looked up and walked toward him. House waited and folded his arms until she was next to him.

"Come on, climb in."

"Thank you." Lisa nodded and did what he said. He started the engine again and drove to their house.

To be continued...