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America's Speech

By Waterrain

America was looking at the congress with wide blue eyes and he had decided to change his tactics with them after speaking with Germany.

"Okay, I know this is a very difficult change for you guys due to your old age." America said in a comforting voice and he ignored the looks of disbelief. "It's going to be alright no one straight, bisexual, or homosexual finds you guys attractive. Trust me."

He ignored their outraged looks at being told they are not attractive and America blinked his big blue eyes while smiling happily.

"For example a dude does not find every single chick pretty or cute, but still considered straight. So logically a homosexual dude does not find every dude attractive or handsome because there are some seriously ugly men whether in looks or personality or both. Also a homosexual chick does not find every chick beautiful or adorable whether in looks or personality or both." America stated calmly and he smiled gently.

"So please repeal the Don't Ask Don't Tell even though you think everyone wants to do everyone and everything. The military are full of mature people and they can handle this change without thinking everyone wants to do them." America told them softly and then blinked his eyes at them. "Plus the other Nations who allow homosexuals into their military are laughing at me or looking so smug. Of course Germany is nice enough to not laugh at me and instead feels sorry for me which doesn't help me any either."

America walked away smoothly and calmly while smiling comforting at the shell shocked congress.

"How did it go?" Germany asked America and he received a thumbs up.

"I think it might work." America replied calmly and then added. "If not I'll just have some fun with them and they would really regret not repealing the Don't Ask Don't Tell. I'm tired of their bullshit and so are my people."

Germany sighed to himself while thinking that congress best repeal the Don't Ask Don't Tell otherwise America would make their lives miserable by being overly annoying, loud, and unbearably cheerful. It would be a living hell for the Congress for America can talk non stop about everything and nothing along with asking question after question about the most pointless of things.

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