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(I hope it's easier to read now. I didn't use quotation marks because as it has so much text they just made the whole thing look messy.)

Presenter: Welcome back to this very special episode of Passion Fashion! The boys have decided, which means it's time to welcome Lily back to the show! How are you Lily? Nervous? Excited?

Lily: I guess.

Presenter: Well, the boys have worked hard all day, and each one has chosen an outfit for you, which are hanging in the dressing rooms behind us. Are you ready?

Lily: As ready as I will ever be

Presenter: What is the worst thing that one of the lads could pick out for you?

Lily: Ugh. A really short skirt or dress would be awful. Or something that clashed with my hair. Or if it looked like he had chosen something just to make me look stupid.

Presenter: Well, here's outfit number one!

Duel of the fates comes on and she pushes the door open. Inside is a pair of blue jeans, a red t-shirt with a guitar design, a short military style jacket and a pair of low heeled navy boots.

Presenter: Not a bad start, is it?

Lily(sounding surprised): No, it isn't.

Presenter: Well, get in there and try it on!

(Five minutes later)

Lily: It fits! And I like it!

Presenter: So what do you think? And what kind of guy do you think would pick this?

Lily: It's a nice outfit, the kind of thing that I might buy for myself. It's very sweet-looking too.

Presenter: Any negatives?

Lily: It's very safe.

Presenter: Well, lets find out what the others chose. Here's cabin two!

Cabin door swings open and we see Lily and the Presenter staring in, looking shocked.

Lily: Oh dear.

Presenter(Looking shocked): It's very different.

Lily: Aye. Different is definitely the word.

Presenter: You should go and try it on.

Lily: I suppose I should.

Lily comes out wearing red high heels, and a long narrow royal blue dress that appears to be made from plastic and reaches down below her knees.

Presenter: Christ Almighty. Do, you, em like it?

Lily: ...

Presenter: Well I had to ask. Is there any aspect of it that you do like?

Lily: No.

Presenter: How about the shoes?

Lily: No

Presenter:The colour?

Lily: No.

Presenter: Want to try the next outfit?

Lily: Hell yeah! She pushes the door open Wow!

Inside is a purple long sleeved jumper and a pair of brown combats that ended below the knee, and purple dolly shoes

Lily: It's so colourful!

Presenter: Well, go try it on!

(Later)

Lily comes out and twirls

Presenter: You like it then?

Lily: I do. I'd never, ever in a million years choose it myself it's odd and quirky, but I like it.

Presenter: What kind of man do you think would choose this outfit?

Lily: A daring one. Somebody not afraid to a risk, and who hasn't got a clue about fashion, which I'm beginning to think is a good thing.

Presenter: Well, change back into your own clothes and lets meet the boys!

Presenter: Lily, let me introduce you to...James!

James walks out with a small blush on his cheeks, kisses her cheek and stands off to the side, running his hand through his hair.

Presenter: Remus!

A beetroot-red faced Remus walks out and stands to the side, shifting his feet uncomfortably.

Presenter : And finally...Sirius!

Sirius strides out, envelops Lily in a bear hug and goes to stand with James and Remus. He surveys how they are standing and stands with is hands on his hips and chest puffed out.

Presenter: Well, there they are, a little nervous I'm sure, but their job is finished and now it's up to Lily to decide! Before she does, we are going to have a little chat! You boys wait here!

She grabs Lily's hand and drags her into the changing room

Presenter: So? What do you think? Who caught your eye?

Lily: Um, I dunno, the second one, Remus I guess. He seemed sweet.

Presenter: And the other two?

Lily: Sirius seemed a little arrogant, but James was nice I guess. I like his hair.

Presenter: Well, you; know how it works, you choose the outfit, not the guy! I'll leave you to make your choice. I'll wait with the boys.

Presenter (outside): So how is everybody? James?

James: Fine I guess

Sirius: Yup, good good.

Presenter: Anybody regretting their choice? Sirius?

Sirius: Of course not!

Presenter: You're still confident then?

Sirius: Confidence, my dear , is my middle name. But if she doesn't pick me, are you free tonight?

Presenter: No.

Sirius: James?

James: Not a chance.

Sirius: Remus?

Remus: Not happening.

Sirius: Well, she'd better pick me then! Hmm, maybe I can magic myself a little good luck...

Presenter: NO! No magic allowed on the show!

James: Um, it's ok, I think he's kidding... why, what's the matter?

Presenter(Takes her hands off her head): Oh. Never mind. (she glances at Remus, confusedly, whose face is beetroot red, shrugs and turns back.

Lily: (From background)Can I come out yet?

Presenter: Crap. One sec! (off stage) hit it!

-Loud, catchy build up music plays-

Presenter: Come on out Lily!

-Loud noise of a door creaking open, and Lily marches out, smiling, wearing the purple and brown outfit.-

Presenter: Lily! You look fantastic! Doesn't she boys!

James: Stunning.

Sirius: Ravishing.

Remus: Beautiful.

Presenter: (To camera) We do this bit to build suspense.

Presenter: So, Lily, what kind of guy do you think would pick this outfit?

Lily: Someone daring, playful, and not afraid to take a risk. It's not perfect, or fashionable, but whoever chose it has guts, I'm certain of that. I'm sure that whoever choose it doesn't have a clue about fashion, which after today I think is a good thing. (She eyes Remus hopefully)

Presenter: Would the gentleman who choose this beautiful outfit please step forward!

With a massive grin, Sirius takes a step forward and poses, as a triumphant fanfare plays in the background.

Lily: You!?!

Sirius: Me!

Lily: Not you?

Remus: Nah, 'fraid not.

Lily: Or even you!

James: Next time, hopefully.

Presenter: Well I'm afraid we've come to the end of this special edition of Passion Fashion, I hope you've enjoyed the show, and you can rest assured that there is a little more love in the world! (She looks over at Lily and Sirius, the latter not put out in the slightest at the looks Lily is sending his way.)

Presenter: Well, anyway, until next time, we'll be fashionable but it's up to you to be passion-able! Till next week!

Enjoy the show? I might extend it, and have more episodes with other characters, what do you think?