"HOT MUOM, I JUST DON"T GET IT!" Kaylee whined, sitting at the dinner table. Kaylee had been brutally beaten by her class mates after the "Kenny Incident" and was covered in bruises and randomly placed bandages.
Hot Mom glanced sympathetically at her daughter, flipped her gorgeous mane of black hair, picked up a plate of gorgeously generic spaghetti, and set it in front of Kaylee. She sat down across from her daughter(who was devouring her generically generic entree) and shoveled a fork full of spaghetti effortlessly into her mouth.
"Kaylee, what did I tell you about manners?" Hot Mom asked, observing her daughter's grotesque eating habits. "OH YEAH," Kaylee lifted her head from the bowl, and replied, "DEM'S GOOD EATIN'!" as bits and pieces spewed from her mouth and coated the dining room.
"If only your father was here to see how much progress you've made.." Hot Mom said as she stared longing at a portrait of man with the appearance of a monkey.
"YeeeeeAH I MISS DADOO, WHERE'D 'E GO!?" Kaylee shouted, awaiting an answer.
"HOW COULD YOU ASK SUCH A QUESTION!? YOU KNOW HE FELL FOR SHAMU THE WHALE YOU FILTHY CREATON!" Hot Mom raged, getting out of her seat, kicking her chair back, and throwing her plate of spaghetti at her already injured daughter. She proceeded to run out of the room screaming.
"PMS OBVIOUSLY." Kaylee replied, shrugging.
Later that night, Kaylee was watching reruns of the Teletubbies when suddenly, the distinct ring of her Barbie phone sounded. She picked up the phone, and answered.
"HOWDY HELLO HOW ARE YOU!" Kaylee screeched, her eyes spinning and her tongue wiggling rapidly. Heavy breathing.
"WHATYOUWANT?" She asked. "OH YEAH, MANNORZ!"
"PLEASE WHAT YOU WANT THANK YOU?" She asked again. More heavy breathing.
"I'M GONNA CALL THE COPPERS OKAY!?"
"Yoooooooou are hot."
The voice finally replied, then abruptly hung up. Kaylee giggled and her hairy cheeks glowed a pink color. "MUH-OM I HAVE A SECRET ADMIRER MU-OM!" She screamed. She ran into the other room and was greeted with a heavy frying pan to the skull. Kaylee fell to the ground, unconscious..
OHNO NOW WHUT!?
TOBECONTINUED!!