My first actual 100word drabble . . . I am so proud XD . . . also, i'm so sorry for the long wait . . . I've actually got four other tallumbus drabbles ready that just need to be editted . . . hrm.
this one is um . . . one big innapropriate innuendo, completely in dialogue and rather silly . . . it just really came outta no where, and i thought it was hilarious -_-
"The first bite- absolute heaven. A soft sugary sweet pillow . . . it's all like-unf-yes! And that cream just shoots in your mouth, thick and creamy, and then before you know it, you're smacking your lips round the sweet little bastard and snorting that shit like some whore and co-"
"Ok that's enough! Talla, I felt like you're describing some really weird European porn or something."
" . . ."
"Wha- you aren't serious? Please tell me you're not serious."
". . . y'know, actually-"
"You know what, I really don't want to know."