YAY! quick update! thank you all for sending in dares so quickly :D The next chapter might be up tomorrow, but until then you can read this one:
EPISODE 2
"WELCOME TO WARRIORS TRUTH OR DARE!" talonpaw mewed, "greyfern is sick today so Fernpaw and I will be running the show.
"COOKIE TIME!" Fernpaw screeched!, "lilacwaffles and LOLOLOL Get cookies!" talonpaw magically poofed the cookies into LOLOLOL and lilacwaffles houses.
"well then…." he mewed, "onto the dares…."
"oh oh oh!"Fernpaw squealed, "can I read the first one?"
"okay….fine" talonpaw said with a sigh.
"YAYAYAYAYAYA!", fernpaw said then she cleared her throat, "the first dare is from lilacwaffles, they have dared Leafpool to eat 3 poppy seeds then poop on a pancake do a backflip and then poop on another pancake…."
"um…..Okay?" talonpaw said, and poofed Leafpool onto the stage,
"Huh? What?...why am I here?" She asked.
"never mind that," fernpaw mewed, "you have been dared by lilacwaffles to eat 3 poppy seeds then poop on a pancake do a backflip and then poop on another pancake." leafpool blinked,
"ummmm okay?" she mewed, "but I don't have any poppyseed-" she was cut off when three poppyseeds magically poofed onto the ground in front of her. "o-okay" she quickly licked up the poppyseeds and squatted above a pancake to poop, after she finished making dirt she leaped into the air, attempting a backflip, she failed and landed face first in the pooped on pancake. fernpaw burst out in laughter and quickly took a picture with her phone, she then proceeded to send the picture to every cat that leafpool knew, Leafpool scrambled to her paws and went over to another pancake and pooped on it, "am I done now?" she asked.
"yup!" fernpaw forced out between laughter.
talonpaw smiled and poofed Leafpool back to thunderclan, "now" he mewed,"lilacwaffles has also dared Yellowfang to eat the pancakes… gross…" He poofed yellowfang to the stage and she looked at them in surprise, then she grunted,
"im not even going to ask….."
"here!" fernpaw mewed while shoving the smelly pancakes towards Yellowfang.
"What in the name of starclan?!" she mewed, "There is NO WAY I am eating those!"
"would you rather I bring brokentail back to life and make him live with you?" talonpaw asked.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Yellowfang wailed like a kit.
"thats what I thought" talonpaw mumbled, "now EAT!"
"fine…." Yellowfang growled, she picked up the first pancake and ate it quickly, "hm… It's actually not that bad!" She brightened up and quickly devoured the second one, talonpaw and Fernpaw watched with looks of horror on their faces.
"I think im gonna puke!" Fernpaw gagged and puked all over a pancake, Yellowfang came racing over and quickly ate the pancake, Talonpaw gagged and puked all over Yellowfang, she just shrugged and started to lick herself clean. "now, Yellowfang, before you go lilacwaffles has truthed you-" He was cut off,
"I don't think 'truthed' is a word" yellowfang mewed. talonpaw huffed,
"well it is now!" he poofed in a dictionary and in red marker wrote 'Truthed' he quickly defined it and poofed the dictionary away, "now," he mewed, "lilacwaffles has TRUTHED you to tell everyone if you ever had kits, and if so with whom and who was the kit (s)."
"and to make sure you tell the truth we are gonna give you a truth serum!" fernpaw added, talonpaw nodded and Fernpaw quickly injected Yellowfang with a truth serum.
"I had kits with Raggedstar, I had three kits, two of them died, and the one that lived was brokentail" yellowfang blurted.
"great!" talonpaw mewed, and then he whispered in her ear, "that was just broadcasted to all the clans, even starclan, and the dark forest"
"WHAT!?" she screeched, and before she could attack the paws' Talonpaw poofed her away, "well that went well…" he mumbled,
"SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON WARRIORS TRUTH OR DARE!" screeched Fernpaw!.
Sorry if it seemed a bit rushed...What did you think? Did you like the fast update? Should I add more hosts, should I do Longer chapters? Well any way, thanks for reading and REMEMBER TO SEND IN TRUTHS AND DARES!
Oh and Fernpaw would like to say something
Fernpaw: Computers142 does not own warriors, erin hunter does, if we did own warriors... Oh so many things would happen...
Until next time,
-computers142
