btw, italics means it's crossed out :P since you can't do strikethroughs and underlined's being stupid...

Dear stupid tomato bastard,

I'm not writing this letter because I miss you, dammit! I just felt like writing it. So don't even think about writing back with a bunch of fucking sappy words like "love" and "heart" and shit. But still make sure to write back please, because I do miss you a little tiny bit. Not because I want to hear from you! I just want to get something in the mail besides shitty advertisements and dumb stuff like that.

With Hate from your Lovi Romano

P.S. Come home soon.

(Why the hell did I write this in pen, dammit?)