A/N- Okay so I'm back from…um…a couple of days ago just letting y'all know the reason I'm updating so fast is because I have this all written out and I have a review thank you Nikkifierce for reviewing you definetly rock for taking the time to. Also have you noticed how Hannah Montana merchandise is everywhere these days? I mean I was at wall mart yesterday getting some pickle chips (believe me they rock) and it was like you can get Hannah Montana anything. I'm personality waiting for Hannah Montana toilet paper….anyway….I'm all for merchandising yourself I say sell yourself while you can. So anyway enough of me ranting onto the story so yea.

Disclaimer- I do not own Hannah Montana, pickle chips, the song come to my window, or anything else in her that I forgot to mention don't sue me I'm a po white girl. Also Liley and femslash in general.

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Miley's Pov.

So Lily and I had been secretly dating for about two months now. We had started dating before Jade had started working for Hannah. I had thought we were just friends….god how naïve could I be. I remember the first time I was kissing Jake and all I could think about was Lilly being here instead.

It should have also been a clue for me that I would sit in History class and just stare at her. I just thought it was out of boredom but truthfully I just liked looking at her. She was my muse and my music began to very much reflect it. Like last week when me and my dad were brainstorming new songs I could do for my new cd.

Robbie ray- Sweet nibblets Miles you want to do a remake of the Melissa Etherege song come to my window?

Miley: Yea daddy I think I could put a new spin on it.

Robbie ray- Darling sometimes you can't put a new spin on something that is already…ummm….so spun. Let me give you an example I thought I could put a new spin on a mullet and we all saw how well that turned out.

Miley- Well….ummm….daddy…the mullet well was …..nice….

Robbie ray- no hone it was horrible I know but the lesson here is that Hannah Montana does not sing other people's songs she writes her own from the heart. You just need to do that honey and you'll be fine.

Miley- Okay dad.

So yea my dad doesn't know that me and Lilly are dating and well I'd kinda like to keep it that way. First of my dad is super religious and would probably have a heart attack if he found out. Secondly Lilly wouldn't be able to come upstairs to my room anymore which would definetly suck. Even though we were dating we still liked to have girl talk and well snuggle. Thirdly Jade would probably get fired because daddy would blame her for this saying that she had influenced me in this way. I mean I'm kinda thankful for Jade she is the first lesbian I've ever actually known and become friends with.

When she had told me that she was a card carrying member of the lesbians I was a little shocked but then realized that the signs were fairly obvious. Shaggy light brown hair, baggy jeans and tee shirts. She was like the poster child for lesbians well butch ones anyway.

Anyway I'm just happy because tonight Lilly was coming over because well we had a standing date every Friday night. Even back when we were just friends we generally had a sleepover every Friday night. It was always the highlight of my week and it still was even after all this time. I heard the doorbell ring and ran down the stairs jumping down the last two stairs to get to the front door faster.

Robbie ray- Jeez honey got a hot date?

Jade- …..(coughs)

Miley- (glares)

Robbie ray- Jade you should really get that cough checked out ya know flu going around. Don't need a sick bodyguard on our hands.

Jade- Yea I'm just not into doctors that much.

Miley- (under her breath) unless their women.

Jade- (puts down the magazine she's reading and glares at Miley)

Miley- (sticks her tongue out)

Jade- You wish.

Miley shakes her head and opens the door with a really excited look on her face and then frowns when she sees Lilly.

Miley- Oh its only you.

Lily- (hits Miley's shoulder) yea its me soo…

Miley- yea

Lilly- (sighs)

Miley- yep

Jade- awkward

Miley- So upstairs

Lilly- okay.

Lilly and Miley run upstairs.

Robbie ray- I will never for the life of me understand women.

Jade- Me either.

Robbie ray- But you are one.

Jade- doesn't mean I understand them any better than you do.

Robbie ray- …ahh…You know they used to be so talkative around me and now their all secretive you don't know anything about that do you Jade?

Jade-(still reading) nope.

Robbie ray- Well Miley probably wouldn't trust you anyway because you know the responsible adult thing to do if she told you anything life changing would be to tell her father right.

Jade-(still reading) yep

Robbie ray- and I'm not wearing any pants right now.

Jade- well I hope you are…..

Robbie ray- Sweet nibblets I thought you weren't listening to me.

Jade- nope its called multitasking another mysterious gift given to us women anyway you have a good night Robbie I'm going out for a little while I'll be back by 2 am and set the alarm on the way out.

Jade leaves.

Robbie ray- ah to be young again.

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Meanwhile up in Miley's room.

Miley- Ah I just can't take it any more Lilly I want to act like a regular couple around dad but, I can't unless I tell him and what if he goes crazy on us. The only person who know is my 19 year old lesbian bodyguard who probably right now is thinking about how to tell my dad because that would be the adult thing to do.

Lilly- Or writing a poem to express her angst at the situation.

Miley- Or checking the perimeter to be sure I'm safe.

Lilley- She is just so dedicated. (sniffle)

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Meanwhile Jade is dancing with a blond girl.

Jade- Hey can I buy you another drink?

Blond girl- sure.

Meanwhile back in Miley's room.

Miley- Or chatting up a girl.

Lilly- Yea probably that. Okay I have two options for us.

Miley- Lilly if you say one of those things is move to Peru I swear I'm….

Lilly- Miley we've been over this. Now I know every time I say we have options I say move to Peru but this time I've thought really hard on this.

Miley- Wow Lilly I'm really impressed okay what is it?

Lilly- Move to Nepal.

Miley-……….

Lilly- Or not….dammit(scribbles off list) Okay the second is that I could get a sex change.

Miley- great idea Lilly.

Lilly- Really?

Miley- No Lilly I like you just the way you are not guy like.

Lilly- So that's a no then.

Miley- No but thank you for trying to help me I really appreciate it.

Lilly- Really?

Miley- Really.

They begin to make out until Robbie comes into their room.

Robbie ray- Miley

They pull away from each other really fast.

Miley- Yes daddy.

Robbie ray- Whatcha doing?

Miley- Just talking girl talk dad you know ummm…..makeup, boys…

Lilly- Fish.

Miley-……

Lilly- (shrugs)

Robbie ray- Just being sure your not making a meth lab or setting things or both.

Miley- Daddy there is no big secret I don't know why you think there is but there isn't so ummm…go away please.

Robbie ray- okay I can take a hint but just remember the eye sees all.

Robbie ray leaves.

Miley- Fish?

Lilly- Its all I could come up with.

Miley- And that's why I like you…so back to what we were doing.

They start making out again and move and snuggle and make out on the bed.

Lilly- So what do you think your dad would do if he found out?

Miley- Disown me.

Lilly- But Miles your dad loves you.

Miley- Yea but does he love girl dating Miley.

Lilly- I'm sure he'll love you anyway.

Miley- I don't know.

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A few hours pass.

Lilly- I wonder tho.

Miley- What?

Lilly- Do you have to be well ya know to be a lesbian.

Miley- I have no idea what your talking about Lilly….

Lilly- Well ya know….butch…

Miley- Girlfriend say what?

Lilly- Well you know butch to be a lesbian because were not butch.

Miley- Well you are…

Lilly- Really?

Miley- Just a little though its one of the things I like about you tho…I don't know but you know who would.

Lilly- Jade?

Miley- Yep let's call her.

Lilly- Wait she could be tied up.

Miley- Like she has a life. Damn got her voice mail okay now what…oh what about the button?

Lilly- What button?

Miley- This one.

Miley points to the giant red button on the wall that says press in case of bodyguard needed emergency.

Lilly- Oh that one I've never really noticed it. It blends into the wall really well.

Miley goes over and pushes the button and we hear someone say shit and we hear Jade talking to the blond girl she was with earlier at the club.

Jade- Okay love I promise I will be back in a minute you know famous people always so needy.

Jade starts up the stairs.

Jade- There better be someone dead in there….god it had to be right when I was about….

Jade kicks down the door and sees Miley and Lilly just sitting there looking at her.

Jade- Hi

Miley- Hi

Jade- Hey

Lilly- Yo

Jade- Okay so what is the life threatening emergency.

Lilly- Are you in boxers and a tank top.

Jade- Yes.

Miley- OMG were you in bed.

Jade- Kinda, well almost anyway what's wrong?

Miley- Well just keep in mind we tried to call you.

Jade- I saw that I was ummm…tied up when you called.

Miley- Yea but we called you and you didn't answer.

Jade- Which generally means one is busy.

Miley- So yea so we have a question….ummm….are all lesbians butch?

Jade- That's why you pushed the giant red button.

Lilly- Actually Miley pushed it alone…I said you were probably busy.

Miley- Lilly not helping.

Jade- The button that said do not push unless emergency.

Miley- Yea pretty much.

Jade- ……okay your famous which might mean you don't know what an emergency is an emergency is well a killer in the house, you setting yourself on fire, dancing ninjas attacking you, your hand getting stuck in the pickle jar.

Miley- Which only happened once….what the hell are dancing ninjas.

Jade- …..don't worry about it anyway the point is that an emergency is not wanting to know if all lesbians are butch.

Lilly- Oh come on like you were doing anything important.

Blond girl- Jade?...Are you coming back to bed oh hello you must be Jade's clients hi.

Jade- Yes as you can see I was doing something very important…Ladies this is Alex.

Lilly- Oh you can answer this are all lesbians butch?

Alex-….no

Jade- Alex I'll be down in a minute oka?

Alex- Okay don't be too long the bed is mighty cold without you.

Alex kisses her and leaves.

Miley- Oh….girlfriend?

Jade-….No

Lilly- Then?

Jade- Just a girl I'm kinda seeing…so ladies what did we learn tonight?

Lilly- Don't push a giant red button because your bodyguard could be getting her groove thing on?

Jade- Ummm…yea.

Miley- Also blonds do seem to have more fun it seems.

Jade- Yea…..I'll fix the door in the mourning…night.

Jade leaves.

Miley- So that was…..

Lilly- Weird.

Miley- Awkward.

Lilly- Kinda surprising.

Miley- My bodyguard actually has a life other than Hannah Montana.

Lilly- Weird its always the quiet ones who are pimps.

Miley- Yea so I'm tired let's go to bed.

Lilly- Okay.

They snuggle and go to sleep,

End of chapter

So was it everything you thought it would be well I hope so I stayed up till one am to finish this so yea review.