Disclaimer: No, I am NOT JK Rowling, and I do NOT own the Harry Potter series or any part of it.

Here is a collection of one-shots about HP couples that never were, never will be, or just plain don't make sense. Enjoy!

Neville Longbottom/Angelina Johnson

Shy and Outgoing
But Both Brave

Neville stepped out of his bed very slowly being as careful as he could. The last thing he wanted was to get caught by his roommates. He glanced over at Seamus and Dean-they were fast asleep. Harry and Ron-were who knows where. Neville sighed and closed the curtains around his bed. He tossed on his old black robe and grabbed his broom.

Walking very slowly out of the common room and as careful as possible Neville finally reached the Quidditch field. He was tired, but ready to practice. He started to mount his broom and then realized he wasn't alone; Angelina Johnson was flying across the field right above him.

Angelina zoomed down to the ground of the field and hovered right next to Neville.

"Hey," She said.

"Uhhh, hi?" Neville replied uncertainly.

"Coming down to practice again? I've seen you flying out here at night before," she added by way of explaination.

"Oh," Neville paused. "Yeah," He blushed red, but in the dark of the night Angelina couldn't tell.

"So, if you want, I'll help you. with some help you'll get good at Quidditch in no time," Angelina smiled broadly and landed on the ground.

"Err. No, that's okay, I can-ummm I'll just go back to bed now," Neville stuttered. He turned around to start to go back.

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah, I'm-actually, would you help me?"

"I'd be glad to," Angelina mounted her broom and gestured for Neville to as well. "Okay, just follow after me, and try and copy what I do," Neville nodded.

Angelina pushed off the ground and flew up into the air. Neville followed. Angelina flew straight ahead, at a fairly slow, but brisk pace at first, but soon gaining speed, and preformed a couple complex maneuvers in the air.

Neville tried to copy her, but couldn't quite grasp the exact moves. Angelina had him try again, and they kept going until it started getting light out.

"Uh oh," Angelina stopped flying and landed on the ground. "We'd better get back fast,"

"Come on!" Neville started running towards the school, and Angelina followed him. They ran all the way up into the common room and collapsed on one o f the couches.

Angelina burst out laughing, and pretty soon Neville did too. They laughed together for a while. Then Angelina turned to Neville.

"You really are doing well though, do you want to practice again sometime?" Angelina asked.

'Yeah, that'd be great. How about Thursday?"

"Night?"

"Uh, yeah I guess so," Neville blushed a little.

"Mkay, see ya then." Angelina smiled. "It's a date!" She winked at him and then grabbed her broom and walked back to her dormitory, leaving Neville with his heart beating much faster than ever before.

Think that's a weird couple? wait until the next chapter.

Note: The couples get much weirder here on out, some including much larger age differences than this, but this story will stay T-Rated, no vulgarity or anything like that.

:D Hope you enjoyed this chapter.