Dinner Plans

Chapter 2: Table for three

Kyuubi leaned back from Naruto before leering over at Sasuke. "So-"He began smoothly. "Tell me Sauce – GAY what brings you here besides wanting to get into my Kit's pants." The demon asked with a smirk. Naruto choked on the food he was currently chewing while Sasuke's eyes Narrowed.

The blonde swallowed hard opening his mouth to protest when Kyuubi raised his chop sticks cutting him off. "Now Koi I'm having a conversation with Sasuke right now." He drawled.

The Uchiha glared at the red head who just gave an innocent smile in return. "What am I being too blunt?" He said in feign shock. "Is that the problem Uchiha?"

The raven placed his chop sticks down neatly before wiping his mouth with a napkin. He returned the intensity of the demons gaze steadily. "If I'm not mistaken, Naruto isn't even wearing pants right now."

The blonde closed his legs tightly suddenly feeling a bit too exposed. When he left earlier he had been too lazy to change into his clothing and stayed in an orange and blue yukata that stopped right above his ankles. He would never admit it, but he actually enjoyed dressing this way. The looks that others gave him made him a bit excited.

Kyuubi chuckled. "Right you are Uchiha." He stated before returning to his meal. Naruto and Sasuke did the same, a light blush dusting the blonde's cheeks from the conversation.

Sasuke picked up his chop sticks. "Food's actually good Dobe, since when did you learn how to cook?" He asked genuinely curiously before taking another bite.

The blonde flushed and glared at Sasuke. "Not everyone is fed from a silver spoon Teme. Some of us actually have to fend for ourselves." Sasuke rolled his eyes and raised his chop sticks. "Tsunade cut you off from ramen and you wanted to save money." The Uchiha guessed. The blue eyed teen stuck his tongue out at him.

"What else do you expect from my kit?" Kyuubi mused happily. The demon took hold of Naruto's chin and brought his face to his. Naruto gasped at the sudden action and Kyuubi used this chance to snake his tongue into the blonde's mouth and steal the piece of meat. He leaned back and chewed happily before swallowing. "Delicious like always." He said content.

Naruto felt his brain in over load as he looked over to Sasuke. Kyuubi had actually done that in front of Sasuke. Well they had been doing a lot of kissing in front of Sasuke. And from the heat in the ravens gaze he did not like it one bit. "S-Sasuke." The blonde began; this was a conversation to have over tea not dinner. But it would have to do nonetheless. "As you can see, since you left Kyuubi and I have become lovers. I may be gay but I'm still the same Naruto you've known since-"

"I don't care." The Uchiha stated simply. It took some effort to calm his rage but he forced his face to relax. Obviously the blonde confused his anger at the fact that he was homosexual. Not that the Red head was blatantly flaunting his relationship with the guy of his dreams in front of him. Naruto's eyes widened and they looked like they'd spill over with tears.

"We'll always be teammates and best friends no matter who you screw." Sasuke finished

Naruto's eyes lighten immediately and he began to smile before Kyuubi cleared his throat. "Or who is screwing him." He corrected. Naruto's face turned red and he hit the male in the back of his head. "Kyuubi!" The blonde bellowed in embarrassment. The blonde may have been shameless when he was younger but airing his sex life in public was not something he liked now. Unfortunately for him that was one of Kyuubi's favorite pastimes.

"We have a guest." He ground out. The blonde turned his attention back to the Uchiha. "Please ignore him Sasuke, Kyuubi may know how humans act but he still insists on behaving like an animal." He gushed ignoring the cooing of his lover. "That never stopped us before." Kyuubi said while returning to his food. His attention was now focused on getting all the meat from Naruto's plate whilst the blonde spoke to Sasuke.

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. What exactly was he witnessing?

The raven returned to his meal not trying to wrap his brain around the relationship of the two. This was the demon Kyuubi that once terrified every person in Konoha? It wasn't possible. The red head simply gave Sasuke the feel of crude like Kakashi, ten times as mischievous. Then again he was a fox spirit.

Naruto scolded Kyuubi once again as the male stole another piece of meat from the ninja's plate. He quickly ate it happily. Of course the redhead ate all of his food. But being a fox demon made meat his favorite. Sasuke looked down at his plate and a pair of chopsticks quickly came into view before disappearing, taking a chunk of his meat with it. He growled and looked up.

Kyuubi chewed happily on the meat a glint in his eyes. "It's training." The red head insisted. Naruto smacked his hand over his face. Why couldn't Kyuubi behave himself?

By the time they made it through dinner Sasuke had his sharingan activated and was out of breathe. As crazy as it sounded, Kyuubi really could get away with calling this training. He moved lightening quick and stole things off of Sasuke's plate, using a variety of tricks and feints in order to take every piece of meat from the younger male. Kyuubi licked his lips as he cleared the table and the raven let his head fall with a thud.

Naruto sighed and came in balancing three saucers placing one in front of each of them. In the saucers was Vanilla ice cream, a top a single piece of thick homemade fudge Drizzled with caramel and topped with mixed berries and sliced strawberries. Kyuubi purred lifting his spoon; whilst Sasuke raised his head sharply Sharingan activated and putting his hand over the sweet goodness.

"Don't worry Sasuke, Kyuubi doesn't like Sweets either, the chocolate is dark fudge and the Ice cream is a mild soft serve, nothing too sweet." The blonde mewled whilst digging into his own. His however was diabetes in a bowl.

Sasuke dragged the bowl over to himself and lifted his spoon take a small amount of everything. He brought it to his lips and took it into his mouth. It wasn't sweet just like Naruto said. It was rich dark chocolate with a light soft serve; the berries weren't too sweet either, just making it refreshing and light. Sasuke looked down at the bowl rather pleased.

"Its good-"

Sasuke froze mid sentence looking up at Kyuubi. Naruto was doing the same. The demon was licking his spoon with intense concentration and pleasure making sure not to miss an ounce of his treat. He dug his spoon back in before returning it into his mouth and sucking it off with a sharp Pop. He twirled his tongue around the spoon with a pleased moan before raising his eyes to meets Sasuke's.

The raven's breath hitched and he coughed clearing his throat. "It's good Dobe, not sweet like you said." He gushed before returning to eating his own desert. Naruto let out a small squeak at being caught and returned to his own bowl as well. Now Kyuubi wasn't feminine and nothing about him eating dessert made you want to top him.

You just wanted to be under that devilish pink tongue being teased and tortured slowly until he finally took you into his mouth. Swallowing you down into the tight heat making you cry out in pleasure before slipping his slick fingers into-

There was a loud clang as Sasuke and Naruto bit down on their spoons at the same time.

These thoughts aren't for the table. They both told themselves mentally.

Kyuubi smirked to himself rolling the spoon into the melting desert "You know it's funny." He drawled."Even as a demon I never was one to overly indulge in food or sweets."

Both males looked at the red head curiously. Didn't demons always delve in whatever they wanted? "Sex yes. Food no." The demon said as if reading the Uchiha's mind. "Naruto you have truly opened the door to my gluttony, I hope you're ready to accept responsibility because I have a lot of calories to burn tonight."

Naruto's entire face went crimson as he took a huge bite of fudge attempting to distract his mind. Sasuke felt the metal between his fingers bend slightly. Realizing what he did, he discretely attempted to bend it back.

As Dark raven eyes looked up, he found his gaze locked with Kyuubi's. The male was looking at him hungrily like a predator making Sasuke feel uncomfortable in his seat. Especially as he felt his blood run south to send Sasuke's mind further into the gutter. Finally the Uchiha looked down to notice Kyuubi's bowl was empty, the male had all but licked it clean. With a sigh Sasuke pushed his bowl over to the red head that devoured it thankfully.

Sasuke pushed his chair back and stood. "Thank you for the meal, it was delicious." He said giving a light bow. "I'll have your robe cleaned and bring it back to you, Thank you for lending it to me Kyuubi san."

Naruto who was still red in the face nodded to the Uchiha before standing himself. "I'll see you to the door." He said clearing his throat. Sasuke nodded before the two of them headed towards the door. Kyuubi raised his hand "Just keep it, looks good on you from where I'm sitting."

Color flooded Sasuke's face and his steps quickened and he headed forward. He slipped on his sandals clumsily.

"F-Feel free to stop by anytime Sasuke." The blonde said with a smile. Sasuke nodded. "Don't worry we have lots of sparring to catch up Dobe."

The two smirked at one another. "No time like the present." Naruto said flexing his arm. The raven shook his head. "Oh I figure you'll need all your energy." The raven ground out. Hey he had to make it at least seem like he approved of Kyuubi and Naruto's relationship before he ripped it to shreds.

Naruto flushed as Sasuke exited the house. "See you later." The Raven smirked.

"Y-yeah, see you later." Naruto said closing the door quietly. Sasuke literally had just left him to the demons.

Sasuke let out a heavy sigh. Well that had been interesting. He began walking towards the Uchiha district his steps with more weight than usual. Soundless but weighted. It seems the idea of being able to return to his life and hit the play button and continue living as he once did was impossible. But that was a naive thought to begin with. Of course everyone had moved on and Sasuke was going to do the same. However, first he'd need a particular blonde Dobe to do so.

The raven walked a familiar path that he walked thousands of times, right into the heart of the Uchiha district. It was deserted as he expected, Even after he left it looked as if no one had even attempted to fix it up. Maybe if inspiration hit him Sasuke would start to repair it, Then again being in love with your male best friend made it difficult to rebuild a clan. Sasuke would have to do a lot of rethinking to his current plan. Sasuke paused sensing a chakra signal that he wasn't too familiar with. Looking up he saw a figure staring up at the main house hold. He stepped closer. "Shino." He stated coolly.

"Uchiha." The hooded ninja responded. Shino kept his hands in his pocket and turned towards Sasuke. They both knew that he was prepared for a fight nonetheless. "Oh how nice The Hokage rolled out the welcome wagon." Sasuke said with a smirk.

Shino raised an eyebrow. The movement was almost missed considering he was wearing both shades and a hood. "She does not know you're here yet." He stated in a matter of fact way. Sasuke took a step forward. "And why is that?"

"Because I am the one of duty and I wanted to learn of your intentions." The odd member of rookie nine stated.

Sasuke cocked his head to the side. Well that's rather brave of him. Did Shino think he stood a chance against him if he decided to kill him?

"I killed Orochimaru."

Shino silently processed the information. "And now?"

"And now I've come back home in order to wait for Itachi, He wants Kyuubi so I'm waiting where he will most like return. While I wait I can begin to rebuild my clan."

Shino was thoughtful for a moment again. "Any proof that I can trust those words." He asked curiously. Sasuke opened his arms "Just my own good character."

Shino gave a deep chuckle. It probably wasn't smart for the two of them to being talking in the open, for both of theirs sakes. Sasuke gestured to the large building with his eyes before starting to the entrance. "Let's go inside so you can tell me the real reason why you were in front of my home."

The brunette nodded and followed the raven. "Fair enough, why because you answered my questions."

Naruto stepped back into the kitchen smiling. When he got there Kyuubi had already finished Sasuke's dessert and was washing the dinner dishes, drying them and placing them neatly in the cabinets. "Kyuubi I can do that." The blonde said coming next to kiss lover. Kyuubi pecked the top of the blonde's soft hair. "I've got it kit… Why don't you go have a bath? I drew the water for you already." He said gently.

Naruto looked at the red head skeptically before rubbing his shoulder. "If you're sure…" He said eyeing the fox. Kyuubi gave a smile before packing another dish away carefully. "Positive."

The blonde blushed before tippy toeing to kiss his lovers cheek. "Alright." He said lovingly.

Kyuubi and Naruto Uzumaki had been lovers for a little over 2 years now. After a near death experience that brought them closer than ever, the two fell in love before they could even stop themselves. The demon was always fonder of Naruto than most humans and found him rather good looking. So when the blonde confessed his feelings the two took in very slowly with dates, outings and cuddling on the couch before their relationship progressed naturally to where it was now, Though Kyuubi was ready for it to progress even further.

Naruto made his way into the bathroom. True to his word Kyuubi had filled the tub and put all of the blonde's favorite bath salts in the water. Naruto inhaled deeply taking in the scent of citrus. Undressing, the blonde folded the yukata and placed it in the hamper before seeing Kyuubi already placed a change of clothes for the blonde as well. A soft smile graced his lips. "So he can be romantic when he wants to be." The blonde said softly. He already knew that though. Kyuubi showered him with attention, gifts and love whenever possible, even if a little more than half of that 'love', was the demon pounding the blonde on every available surface in their home.

Naruto slipped into the warm water and let out a content moan. He slid all the way in before letting the liquid to melt away all his worries. Despite all the trouble this was a very good evening for the blonde. Sasuke was home, Kyuubi was taking care of him and surely when the red head came into the bathroom he'd pamper the blonde like he'd usually do.

Kyuubi slipped into the bathroom quietly giving his lover a sweet smile. "Feel good." The red head inquired. Naruto gave a wordless nod as Kyuubi lit candles with a small flame at the end of his finger. When he was done he turned off the lights leaving them in candle light. He allowed his robe slip from his shoulder before he joined the blonde in the tub.

Naruto let out a soft moan. Kyuubi was perfection. His skin was rich and healthy, every inch completely tanned. His muscles danced with ever movement showing off the many hard hours of training he put in and the insane strength the fox had. Being a fox demon Kyuubi was one of the strongest ninja's in history and one of the most handsome men. His features were sleek yet rugged, His jaw nice and broad, eyes narrow and a prominent straight nose.

As the male slipped into the water two soft fluffy fox ears popped out of his hair, a sign that the male was completely relaxed. Strong arms reached out for the blonde and pulled him between his legs. Naruto allowed him and rested against the strong muscles as Kyuubi started to work at his shoulders. Naruto released a sharp breath and Kyuubi worked at his knots. The red head leaned into his ear. "Better." He whispered deeply.

The blonde nodded. Kyuubi gently pressed on the smooth skin allowing his fingers to gently roll into the muscle. His fingers were well practiced at this. It was something he learned solely for the sake of pleasing his kit just as Naruto learned to cook for him. The two just enjoyed the feeling of skin on skin contact before Kyuubi leaned into his kit's ear. "mmm good because I want you nice and limber for later." The demon drawled.

Naruto opened an eye to peer up at the male. Blue eyes widened as the red head produced a can of whipped cream and placed it on the edge of the tub. Naruto gave a knowing smile; this insured that the two would not be getting any sleep tonight. The blue eyed male turned to steal the fox's lips as they enjoyed a nice slow kiss together. This was the demon that had captured Naruto's heart, mind and soul.

A/N: Smut in the next Chapter