Chapter 2

"Then, you wake up this morning, discovered that you were naked in bed with legally blonde, who apparently had sex with you last night. You freaked out, putted on your clothes and ran away without leaving a note or something. Then you found out that you forgot to put your panties on when you arrived at the hotel lobby and there's no way you can get it back. So you pretended nothing has happened, came to work as usual and borrowed my spare underwear." Cristina lean against the sink and repeated the "adventure" of Callie while texting with her phone.

"Yes, and please don't use your attorney tone on me."

"Was it good? The sex?"

"Keep it down please Miss Yang. I don't intend on letting the whole office in on the details of my sexual encounter." Callie rolled her eyes in the stall. She walked out from the stall and rolled her eyes again at Cristina. "You are the one who got me into that situation at the beginning."

"What exactly did I do?"

"If you were home last night, Joe would have told the blonde my address and so she could take me home. And therefore I wouldn't end up like Meredith Grey! Screwing random strangers I met at the bar just because I am lonely and pathetic!"

"Objection. You are gonna screw blondie either way."

"No I won't!" Callie wiped her hands dry and reapplied her lipstick. She was ready to leave the bathroom but Cristina is still typing on her phone with a faint smile on her lips.

Callie peeked at her phone, but Cristina quickly switched off the screen when she know Callie is snooping. "Damn it! Nearly read that."

"May I remind you, peeking on others text messages is a violation of privacy."

"Who's that? Meredith? No, it's not Meredith cause you smiled as you type! Oooh, is that Major Hunt? He got back from Iraq already? Is that why you aren't home last night?"

"Callie," Cristina stopped and turned around facing Callie, "I like you, I really do. But mind your damn business."

"What! I am just caring for my friend."

"No, you're not! Snoopy."

"Okay seriously, were you with him last night?"

"I refuse to answer that."

"Come on! I told you my sex story! You should tell me something in return!"

"I didn't ask you to."

"Cristinaaaaaaa-"

"Shut up and get into the conference room. Catherine Avery want all of us be there at 9, to welcome the new international law attorney. We are already late, so be quiet and sit down." Cristina pushed Callie into the conference room and whispered. The two women sat down quietly at the back of the conference room. Catherine stared at them briefly and stood up

"Good morning, As I mentioned in the email earlier, we are here to welcome to a new member of our firm. International law attorney, Arizona Robbins." A blonde woman stood up and waved to everyone, with a charming smile on her face. As everyone clapped and welcome her, Callie pinched Cristina's thigh in order to swallow the scream that is about to escape her throat.

"Mm!" Cristina nearly screamed in pain, but thanks to her excellent self-control, she managed to turn the scream into a subtle moan.

"Calliope Iphegenia Torres! What is that all about!" Cristina texted Callie with a few angry emoji.

"It's her!"

"What her?"

"Legally Blonde! My one night stand! The new attorney!"

"What? You screwed Arizona Robbins before her first day?" Cristina gave Callie a meaningful glare before she return to staring at her phone screen.

"You don't think she followed me to work right? That is very, very stalkery." Callie typed nervously on the keyboard. Cristina almost laughed out loud at her friend's imagination, or delusion.

"First, Catherine Avery announced that a new attorney is gonna join the firm long before your little one-night stand thingy, so there's no way for her to follow you to work. And second, does it ever occurred to you, that… She might not interested in you?"

"Impossible! I am hot! I am extremely freaking hot. Everyone loves me."

"Ew." Cristina sent her a disgusted emoji. She looked up from her phone, trying to give Callie an eye-roll in real life, instead she saw Arizona Robbins approaching her friend. "Oh god heads up." She quickly sent a warning message to Callie, who shot her head up almost immediately and blushed uncontrollably at Arizona.

"Hi." Arizona stopped in front of Callie's office, knocked gently on the door and smiled sweetly.

"Um, uh, hi." Callie responded sheepishly.

'This is probably the most awkward situation in human history.' Callie thought, 'What does she want from me? Please, don't bring yesterday up…'

"Can I come in?"

"Yeah! Sure. Please, take a seat."

"I was raised by a navy man. My grandfather, my father and my brother, they all serve in the US Navy." Arizona started and interrupted Callie's thoughts. She nodded to show that she is listening while in fact, she has no idea where this conversation is heading.

"My point is, I was raised to be a good man in the storm. A person who will keeps her dignity and integrity even when no one's watching." Arizona paused for a while and continued, "I am sorry for what happened last night."

"Oh. That's… You don't need to apologize. It's nobody's fault."

"I need to. Because you were the drunk one and I was the lucid one. I should have better self-control than to take advantage from you. I am truly sorry for what we… what I did. And I hope you can put that behind us. I hope we can reestablish a professional relationship."

"Uh… okay."

"Thanks. It feels nice joining this firm. I really hope we will be able to work on a case together soon." Arizona smiled sweetly at Callie again and stood up, headed towards the door. Before she could grab the door handle, seems like she remembered something suddenly. She turned around and pulled out a small brown paper bag from the pocket of her clutch and put it on Callie's table.

"And… you left this in my room this morning."

Callie faked a smile as Arizona left her room. Once she is sure the blonde has returned to her own room, she carefully unfolded the bag and peeked inside. Yep, it's her black, laced panties. Callie stuffed the panties into her bag and pretended nothing has happened, while she is screaming hysterically inside.

"Dude, what's her problem?" Alex popped a peanut into his month and pointed at Callie with a disgusted expression. It was supposed to be a fun night out, while instead the three of them are forced to sit around a table quietly. He seriously regret coming to the bar tonight. It would a better use of time if he could stay in the hospital and save a few children.

"Leave her alone evil spawn. Her day sucks." Cristina sighed and pushed another bowl of peanuts towards Alex. He grabbed a few and stuffed them into his mouth.

"I thought you mentioned something about one night stand and inappropriate sex this morning?" Meredith asked while gesturing Joe for another tequila shot.

"Oh! Right." Cristina put down her glass of Vodka tonic and cleared her throat before telling the story. "Callie had a one night stand with a blonde last night. But she was drunk at that time so she didn't realize something was happening. This morning when she woke up naked beside that woman, she got panicked and escaped from that room, completely forgetting about her panties."

"Oh that is so Mer."

"I thought so too!" Alex gave Cristina a high-five and Meredith snapped at the both of them, "That is so NOT Meredith Grey. Ok, back to the issue."

"Erm, remember last week when I told you that Catherine Avery is hiring a new attorney? Turns out the blonde Callie screwed last night is the new attorney at our firm." Cristina smirked at her friends, "But that is not the point. The point is, Callie thought that woman is coming after her, trying to cask her out or continue with what happened last night, something like that. While that woman had absolutely no interest in her."

"That is a sad twist." Meredith shook her head and said. She looked at Callie like she is a pathetic stray dog by the road.

"Enough!" Finally, Callie can no longer pretend to be deaf. She turned around facing her friends and yelled, "This is the biggest humiliation in my life. Don't ever bring it up again or I will strangle all of you."

After her powerful threat, she collapsed on the table and groaned, "I got rejected by my one night stand BEFORE I have a chance to tell her I am not interested! I feel shame looking at myself. What am I supposed to do? I can't work with her! Maybe I should get a new job? Cristina, do you think Burke can find me a job at the department of Justice?"

Cristina almost choked by the drink she just poured into her mouth, "How… how would I know? I barely know him." Meredith stared at her friend's eyes with her "know-it-all" glare, which made Cristina startled a bit although she didn't show any change in emotions. She gently kicked Meredith's calf as a warning, Meredith smiled at her meaningfully and finally looked away.

"I thought he was you mentor when you first started in Avery & Grey's?" Apparently, Callie is too drunk to notice to secret exchange of glance by her two roommates.

"Well, yes. But it's a long time ago. And I didn't keep in touch with him anymore."

"Mm… Maybe I could get a job in law school then? Last time I heard that they needed someone to teach family law in Georgetown Law…"

"Dude, trust me, there's no need for you to get a new job. Who says you can't work with your one night stand?" Alex snorted and ordered another beer.

"He's right. He screw nurses whenever he's got time, and things didn't get ugly when he move on to the next one."

"The point is, do not let them think that you care. Show them you've move on and you don't give a crap. That way, you are the winner."

"You know, I used to think that you are an imbecile. Guess I was wrong." Cristina smiled at Alex with appraisal. He whispered something to curse her in return.

"Alright then!" Callie yelled suddenly, and the whole bar turned their head to look at her. Her friends quickly apologize to everyone and pressed Callie back onto the stool.

"I have decided. I am going to show her that I don't give a crap abut that night. And make her feel attracted to me, Callie Torres." Callie laughed and dropped her head onto the table. Meredith pushed her slightly but she didn't react.

"She is drunk." Dr. Grey announced.

"At least she is not going to make out with another blonde tonight." Cristina smirked and got a high five from Alex. The gang passed the money to Joe and carefully bring Callie into a cab.

What they don't know is, in the corner of the bar, Arizona was sitting there alone. She turned her body around to face the bar table as the gang leaves the bar. She finished her drink with an amused smile on her lips, paid the bill and walked out the bar.