Yay! More shorts! I'm doing pretty good with this. Oh, yeah.

Ice Cream-

"Ice cream, ice cream, yummy, yummy, ice cream!" Jack chanted and licked the frozen treat.

Chase rolled his eyes, "Why do you insist on eating such unhealthy snacks?"

"Because they're so yummy! Try!" Jack held his chocolate ice cream cone up to the Warlord. Chase hesitated, but licked a little off.

"It's cold…"

"Ice cream, Chase."

Chase looked at Jack, "I still don't understand why you insist on being so unhealthy."

"Because it's funny when I bake something and then the man who gets on my case to eat healthy tackles the sugar-filled treats."

Chase paused, "Touché."

Videotape-

Chase grabbed Jack by his shoulders, pulling him closer, and practically eating his mouth. Jack responded to the kiss immediately, opening his mouth in complete submission to the Heylin Prince.

After a few seconds, Jack was against a wall, his legs around Chase's waist, his hands urgently trying to undo Chase's armor.

They both stopped, feeling a strange presence…

They looked behind Chase, seeing what looked like a ninja hanging from the ceiling, hair in a long ponytail that fell close to the ground.

"Oh, please, continue, boys!" The ninja smiled, "Ignore me!"

Chase set Jack down and grabbed the video camera.

Lamia pulled off his mask and frowned, "You're no fun, Chase!" And teleported away.

Chase ripped out the tape, crushed it, and threw the camera and ripped recording away, finding more interest in the giggling redhead.

Triangle-

"Lamia, you aren't here to record us again, are you?" Chase demanded.

"No." Lamia growled and pushed the pair apart before flinging Jack over her shoulder and beginning to walk away.

Chase followed, "What are you doing with jack?"

"I'm taking him home."

"Why?"

"Because apparently, you are way too much of a distraction. His grades are slipping and I don't care if I have to put up with the façade that I am his mother again, he will not fail!"

Chase looked at Jack, "You said you were doing your work."

Jack stuck out his tongue.

"Jack Spicer, if you don't bring up your grades, so help me, I will sign you up for band and make you play the triangle!" Lamia snapped.

"I'll do better, I swear!"

Chase glared, "Yes, you will, or you will not reside in my home again."

"How come the one time you guys work together is to bully me!" Jack yelled.

Lamia smiled, "It's because we love you, Jack. Though we have different kinds of love, it's still love."

Jack sighed, "Fine."

"That's a good albino. Now, it's time to do some make-up science work. Bye Chase."

Ring-

"Dammit, Chase, you suck."

Chase looked at Jack in surprise, "Why do you say that?"

Jack held up his hand, motioning to the ring he wore, "This!"

"I thought you liked black and gold…"

"I do. I love the ring. It's really pretty. You suck because when I opened it I thought you were proposing to me."

Chase chuckled.

"But, no! It had to be a damn promise ring, didn't it!"

"Jack, I'm simply waiting for you to turn legal before I propose. And, besides, if I were to propose to you, it would be in a much more romantic way." Chase kissed his young lover, "Not simply a Christmas present."

Jacks sighed, "Yeah, I guess that makes sense…"

Horizon-

"What cha lookin' at, Jack?" Lamia asked.

The albino looked at his guardian, "The horizon."

Lamia paused, looking in the direction Jack was, sitting next to him on the edge of Chase's Mountain of Doom.

"Yeah, this would probably be better for you if you were with Chase." Lamia sighed, "I mean, it's pretty and all, but, I'm not your lover…"

"No… I want to sit with you for now, Lamia…"

She paused and looked at the red-head beside her. Slowly, she smiled and wrapped her arm around Jack's shoulders.

"Do I worry you, Lamia?"

She sighed, "Less now than before, but yes. You go into fights you are obviously outmatched in, you are hurt every day by those machines of yours when repairing them, and you remain awake longer than any normal human…"

He leaned against her, "I'm sorry. I don't mean to worry you. I just want to be better."

She smiled, "Then do me a favor."

"Okay…"

"Go inside and find Chase. Ask him to help you become more resistant to pain and stringer so you can defend yourself. We will both help."

"Really?"

"All you need do is ask, Jack, and we will gladly assist… depending on the circumstance."

Dignity-

This war had been going on for so long, only an immortal could truly see its horrid effects. Water Tribe numbers fell from thousands to the small hundreds, Earthbenders were only safe within Ba Sing Sey, but that would soon change due to the drill that had been launched to make the wall crumble. And the Air Nomads were… gone.

Lamia couldn't believe this madness. She was an excellent Firebender, she could Bend lightning just weeks after it being introduced to her, but she could never use her amazing powers before any that weren't Fire Benders themselves, otherwise she would be arrested and killed.

So, walking the streets on a small Fire Nation town, she felt safe. She was amongst those like her. They would never hurt her.

A small cry came to her ears, piercing her soul. She turned to see a small boy, dressed all in black, his hair a bright fiery red.

"Come on, kid!" Same older men laughed, shooting flames at the boys heels, "Why don't you play!"

"Leave me alone!"

Arcs of electricity landed between the men and the small child. Lamia glared at the offenders, her arms still stretched in a fighting stance, waiting for the men to attack.

"Surely men such as you would not attempt a play on this boy's life!" She said, moving to stand before the child, "You must have more dignity than that!"

"Get out of here, girl" One laughed, obviously drunk.

She covered her hands in flames, "I suggest you leave. Now. Otherwise I will have all right to destroy your pitiful souls right here and turn you to nothing but ashes."

With a warning blast at their feet, the men were off. Lamia let her flames die and turned to the boy behind her.

"Are you alright?"

He nodded slowly, moving to his feet.

"Can you Bend?" She asked.

"Only slightly… I'm not that good… but I have no one to teach me…"

"I will teach you." She smiled, "What is your name?"

"Jack. Jack Spicer."

"I am Lamia. Now, come. You have much to learn."

Ice Cream- LOL, sort of a continuation of Chocolate from the previous chapter… in a way, I guess…

Videotape- Lamia likes to spy on her Master and her former student. XD

Triangle- No man wants to play triangle… even Jack has too must testosterone to want that.

Ring- Aw, isn't that just sweet? Chase is being all old school and giving Jack a promise ring!

Horizon- A cute moment between Lamia and Jack.

Dignity- Avatar: The last Airbender crossover, if you can't tell.

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