AN: Hey guys, so I had read the reviews that use guys had sent in! I couldn't stop laughing at the third review by Love grojband because the characters in South Park don't notice Kenny's dead. Sorry if this chapter offends Kon. BTW Kon is not fat, he is just large that's all, but Laney offends him for being fat. Like Kyle offending Cartman.

DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN GROJBAND OR SOUTH PARK!

Cast:

Corey as Stan

Laney as Kyle

Kon as Cartman

Kin as Kenny

Jesus

Santa

Nick as Brain Biotano

Carrie as Wendy (Cameo)

Grojband was outside in the snow singing.

We wish you a Merry Christmas

We wish you a Merry Christmas

We wish a Merry Christ

Corey had stopped singing interrupting Laney.

"Wait a minute, aren't you a girl Lanes." Corey said as she got annoyed.

"Well yh." Laney said.

"Don't girls usually go shopping for Christmas presents or something in this time of season?"

"You are not suppose to be here with us." Kon rudly said to Laney.

"Don't be rude to me fat boy!" Laney argued with Kon.

"Don't call me fat, you buttfucker!" Kon cussed at Laney.

"Then don't get rude to me you fuckin fatass." Laney said insulting Kon's weight.

"Don't call me fat you buttfucker son of a bitch!" Kon screamed in anger. Then all of the sudden, Jesus comes down from the sky.

"What the.." Laney confusingly.

"Oh!" Kin said zipping up his jacket.

"Behold my glory." Jesus said.

"Holy shit its Jesus!" Corey was surprised to see Jesus.

"Hello children, tomorrow is my birthday. Yet it's not perfect." Jesus explained.

"Your birthday's on Christmas, that sucks dude!" Corey replied.

"Can use guys help me find the mall please my children?" Jesus asked the 4 teenagers.

"Sure dude. It's right over there." Corey pointed to the mall. Laney had stepped on Kon's shoes as her and Kin left with.

"Laney! You stepped on my shoes you pig fucker!" Kon shouted at Laney as Corey walked pass him.

"Kon dude, don't swear in front of Jesus it's impolite." Corey said.

"Fuck you!" Kon muttered under his breath.

*MALL TIME TRANSITION*

"Here we are Jesus. What are you here for anyways?" Corey asked Jesus.

"Santa Claus!" Jesus had glared at Santa where Carrie was on Santa's lap.

"So we meet again Jesus." Santa said.

"You ruined Christmas Santa!" Jesus had blamed on Santa.

"I bring happiness and joy to all children." Santa truthfully answered.

"I'm here to end this war!" Jesus said feeling brave.

"Bring it on!" Santa said, as Jesus and Santa started fighting.

"Christmas is about my birth!" Jesus said.

"Christmas is about giving!" Santa argued back. They had both went back to fighting each other, as Corey and Laney started cheering.

"Go Santa!" Corey and Laney cheered, as Jesus glared at them.

"I mean go Jesus!" They both said cheering for Jesus. Jesus and Santa had used their powers which caused Kin head to fall off.

"Oh no!" Kin screamed.

"OMG they killed Kin!" Laney screamed in horror.

"Guys, help me put an end to him once and for all?" Jesus said to the 3 teenagers.

"No boys help me, so I can put an end to him." Santa said to Corey, Laney and Kon.

"I'm not a boy!" Laney shouted at Santa.

"God is watching use." Jesus said.

"Corey, remember the gautier I got you when you was 5 years old." Santa said to the blue-haired teenager.

"I died for your sins guys." Jesus said softly.

"Dudes, who should we help?" Corey said feeling confused and scared about this situation.

"I say we help Santa!" Kon suggested.

"Oh your just saying because he brings you candy." Laney scoffed at Kon.

"Hey! I don't need to take that kinda shit from a girl." Kon screamed at Laney.

"You're such a fat fuck,Kon, that when you walk down the streets people says OMG that boy is a big fat fuck!" Laney argued with Kon which caused him to argue with Laney. Santa and Jesus was still arguing about Christmas. Corey had gotten irritated by everyone arguing.

"QUIET!" Corey shouted at the four people arguing which caught Corey's attention.

"Now we have to think. What would Nick Mallory do?" Corey had told his two best friends.

"Yh what would Nick Mallory do?" Kon thought to himself, as Nick Mallory appeared.

"Did Nick Mallory hear someone call his name?" Nick Mallory said in third person.

"Nick Mallory!" Kon said getting excited.

"Nick Mallory wants to know what's going on?" Nick Mallory said.

"Okay, Nick. Who would you help in the fight, Jesus or Santa?" Corey asked Nick the question.

"Nick Mallory thinks violence is never the answer, and shouldn't think about that. Nick Mallory thinks Christmas is about giving and forgiving. Bye!" Nick explained to 3 thirteen year olds, as he went away. Jesus and Santa had kept arguing.

"Jesus, you need to understand that Santa is bringing up the spirit of your birthday." Corey had explained to Jesus, as he had stopped fighting Santa.

"Yeah. Santa you need to understand that if it weren't for Jesus this day wouldn't even be here." Laney had finished of explaining.

"You are right kids. I'm sorry Jesus!" Santa had apologised to Jesus.

"No it should be me apologising. I've been such a bad person!" Jesus had looked ashamed of himself.

"Thankyou boys and girl." The two friends had thanked the kids.

"Come on Santa, lets get the kids spirit up for Christmas." Jesus had suggested, with Santa agreeing.

"Wow that turned out what I expected, so Core learned something from today's experience?" Laney asked her best friend.

"Actually I have Lanes." Corey smiled as the spotlight shined on him.

"I learned that Christmas isn't about getting along or saying who had Christmas more longer, the most important thing about Christmas is..." Corey was about to finish his sentence until Kon interrupted him.

"Cheese!" Kon said, while Corey started to have anger inside of him.

"No not cheese, you fat fuck!" Corey angrily shouted at Kon.

"Fuck you!" Kon sweared at Corey.

"Christmas is more than that." Corey said to Kon.

"What Core?" Laney asked.

"Presents." Corey's voice started to go soft.

"Don't you see, Lanes." Corey said wrapping his arm around her shoulder.

"Yh presents." Laney sighed.

"Thanks for coming out everyone!" Corey had closed the garage door.

AN: Well that's it folks. The end of Grojpark. I hope this was ok. Thanks for reading guys, and on January 7th I will put up a poll of list of stories for me to write. Hope use guys have a Happy New Year.